Who sank the Titanic?

[Billywhizz]

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!'

'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese!!!!'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ... doesn't matter, you're all alike.'

There's a few minutes of silence. 'No rike Jews!' the co-pilot
suddenly announces.

'Why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic.'

'Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Iceberg, ... no mattah ... alla
same.'

[Barfrangipani]

that's really bad!

[Sumfun4me]

Yeah, but I still LMAO!