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Old 23-09-2008, 07:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why Parents Drink........

Don't know if this is a repost, made me laugh though...........
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello ? '


'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No .'


Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?'

' Yes '

'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, ' No '


Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.



Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
















' ME . '
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Old 23-09-2008, 07:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehehehhehehe cute.
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Old 23-09-2008, 07:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 23-09-2008, 07:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't we have a thread for shit jokes?
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Old 24-09-2008, 09:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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There's a few - here
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Old 24-09-2008, 11:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Nice joke
A lot scarier when it happens in real life
Having your child go missing for only afew minutes is more terrifing than any thing else you'll experience in your lifetime
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Old 24-09-2008, 12:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Agreed! A feeling of total apprehension and fear.
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Old 24-09-2008, 12:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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