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Old 20-08-2008, 10:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Women's Poem v Man's Poem

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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Old 21-08-2008, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 21-08-2008, 10:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 21-08-2008, 10:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I can see that ending in tears. Don't employ a pool cleaner...

or a gardener.

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Old 21-08-2008, 10:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That's brought a smile to my face for the day
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Repost. (from 2005)
I wrote a couple of replies to Daise when she posted it.
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Not exactly the same poem, but almost.
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