She's breathing isn't she
Yes, but that's because I'm gay
Not if she was the last owner of a vag on the planet
Only if I had a taser handy
yeh but she'd prolly clout ya if you tried the oops wrong hole approach! seedy steroid belly button to
Last edited by ozzypatrol; 03-10-2009 at 07:39 AM.
She would prolly rip your dick off if she done a kegal
Edit: That has to be photoshopped for sure, because dont lady body builders lose breast mass when they bulk up? Something to do with body fat?
Originally Posted by browncow
They are called implants dude.
Fuck. Where have you been for tha past 20 years?
I cant honestly say why I didn't think of thatThey are called implants dude.
Fuck. Where have you been for tha past 20 years?
Just for you Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes Rudolph The Boob-Nosed ReinderI cant honestly say why I didn't think of that
Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder
Medical Supply Call Center | California, USA
Me: “Thank you for calling ***, this is Bill in the breast aesthetics department. How may I help you?”
Customer: “My left boob popped.”
Me: “Okay, so the implant failed?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Are your implants silicone gel or saline?”
Customer: “The water kind.”
Me: “So, we’ve had a saline deflation. I need to ask you some questions in regards to how it may have deflated.”
Customer: “Why, don’t you believe me?”
Me: “Of course I believe you, but as part of making our implants even better and evaluating where under the device’s warranty this falls, I need to know what may have led up to the implant’s leak.”
Customer: “Oh, so you think this is my fault?! You make a crappy implant and you have the nerve to blame me?”
Me: “Wait, wait. First, I didn’t make your implant, my company did. I’m here to help you get this fixed in the fastest way possible and that starts with finding out how the implant deflated.”
Customer: “So you want to know what I did to screw them up, is that right? I spend a fortune on these things to be walking around with a flat tire of a tit and you think it’s my fault?”
Me: “No, ma’am. I simply need to know how to cover this under your warranty, to see how much money we are going to give you to fix the problem. We give you a check for money to fix the problem if you’ll just answer my questions. What do you remember doing when you first noticed the deflation in your breast?”
Customer: “Me and my boyfriend were playing sex hide-and-seek in the house and he thought it would be more fun if my boobs glowed. So, he used a needle tube to insert little red lights into them… what do you call those little glowing lights? It’s like three letters?”
Me: “… A diode?”
Customer: “Yes. He’s a trained professional… he uses them on animals at his job all the time.”
Me: “So, your boyfriend punched a hole in your chest and tried inserting a diode inside the implant?”
Customer: “Well, not in my chest. Just on the top side of my boob so it wouldn’t hurt. He numbed it first.”
Me: “… And this is the implant’s fault, how?”
Customer: “It started leaking and getting flat.”
Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I’m recording this and no one is going to believe me!”
Customer: *click*
ROFL, that is classic :p
Thats not a bad site, but having read some of the retail ones, I would say half of it is made up, people are retarded, but they arent THAT retarded.
eg.
Customer: “Excuse me, dear, can you help me?”
Me: “Sure.”
Customer: “I want a body wash that doesn’t have soap in it.”
Me: “Sure. There are a few different types of this brand here, that does not contain soap.”
Customer: “But which one doesn’t contain soap?”
Me: “None of them do, madam. The entire range doesn’t contain any soap in their products.”
Customer: “I want one without soap. What about this one?” *picks up a bottle*
Me: “Yes, that’s one without soap.”
Customer: “Oh. Does it lather up?”
Me: “I haven’t tried this brand, but it’s popular. It’s also about 40% off, so now’s a good time to try it.”
Customer: “Well, you should have tried it so i know whether or not it lathers up! Next time I come in, I want you to have tried it so I know whether or not it lathers up!”
She's ripped as!
Unfortunately(?) that doesnt turn me on.
Take away the tits, vag and head and I'd be happy to have that bod.
Could you:
Oh hells yes
Dubs
thats a dude .... dude ...
and no !
when a chicks muscles are bigger than her tits, you know theres a problem...
my answer being no
Could you, well yeh theres some form of hole...
Would you? no
NO chance in hell!!!!!
I don't think it matters if you want to...
she would probably just overpower you, you wouldn't have a choice.
death by snoo snoo
I'd do it.
I'm the noob you all pwn!
Ummmm...
You boys disgust me...........
Course I'd hit it. Hard. She can take it. Even if it used to be a man, its got multiple
orifii now, so its all good man. (Any holes a goal?)
Remember....Your only young once.....
But you can be immature for as long as you bloody well like!
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