Could you fap to SYTYCD

[The Jeffster]

Ok maybe not - but the slow mo function on QuickTime can get you close

Take a look at this chick, I was watching her in slow mo and fuck me drunk she's fucking hot!

[Brendon]

i'll go try

[Ferris]

Yeah I'd have a crack at it, but I'm sure I'd put my back out doin it.

[delete_me_kthxbai]

[Shady7/8]

She's give a mean lap dance... mmmmmm

[Desmo]

Cameltoe.

[Brendon]

i'll go try

seems u can...

[The Jeffster]

@brendon - LOL

My ex was a gymnast and I tell you it's going to be impossible to downgrade - I NEED the ass it has to be a tidy package

I think I am going to take Pilate's or dance classes or some shit - got to fish where the fish are!

[Desmo]

Wow.
I wish I was that shallow.

[The Jeffster]

It's easy mate - think about the end result - you end up looking fucking awesome and end up fucking hot chicks.

I'm 80% serious about Pilates

edit: @desmogod - or did you mean about the downgrade? At 44 I have decided I am not going to change and just have to admit that I am happy being a dirty old man.

[ReCon]

Good luck to ya Jeffster , I got short of breath just watchin' that broad....

[The Jeffster]

I put in "pilates hotties" into Google and this photo came up - fuck I love the interwebs

[Cam]

Phwoar.

[The Jeffster]

This pic came up under "pilates hotties" check out the blokes whole photostream there is some gold in there

The Pilates Hotties on Flickr - Photo Sharing!