Lift Technician. I need to pick your brains

[Aphex]

As the title says, I need to pick the brains of a lift tech for a few moments if theres one here....

[MuNch]

Short Steve

[sathid]

Stuck in one?

[Rob]

When they break, they fall up!!!

[mekon]

hide on the roof of one when you're building has been taken over by terrorists.

[Fat Pat]

Not much to know really...door closes, they go up
...door close, they go down.

[Aphex]

Smart arse mother fuckers.

Regulatory information required more so than anything.

[Hired_goon]

Smart arse mother fuckers.

Regulatory information required more so than anything.

Yes, fat people should take the stairs rather than the lift. Load limits should be restricted to hot chicks and me.

[mekon]

I tell you what, regulatory should be no lift repair people allowed to go on strike. Got stuck for 2 hours in lift at Freo Queensgate carpark with Mum, Sister and soon to be wife.... No laughing matter. Women are so unreasonable in these situations. Had to slap my Mum as she thought that we'd run out of air. Firebrigade eventually turned up to hook us out. I offered to stay in while the other's were let out. Piece and quiet in a lift in middle if night.

[rod]

In Soviet Russia, broken lift rides you!