96WTK: your favourite one word/line insults.

[96]

We all know a few, but what are the ones that are either really effective, of give you a giggle every time you hear them.

Keep them brief. One word or one line.

Fucknuckle, fuckstain, Are I few I like.

Though rarely used I think 'colossal arse-hat' has a nice ring to it.

So, what's in your verbal armory?

[Gippo]

Cuntwad

More effective after the words: "So ban me"

[michael]

knob spanker.

[darkfibre]

Knuckledragger

[96]

Hmm, what else.

Knob-jockey
Cunt-knuckle
Shit-tickler
Fuck-stick

[Desmo]

Really? These are the best examples you guys can come up with?

[Satan1]

96er

[Murley]

Not sure why but lately I've been thinking a lot about the insult "douchebag" and just how awesome it is. You're the bag that holds fluid to treat vaginal irritation via a douche. I'd like to find whoever coined that term and ..err .. not shake his/her hand but at least wave and congratulate him/her.

[Desmo]

I don't know what makes 96 so stupid, but it really works for him. I also know Gippo is nobody's fool, but I'm sure someone will adopt him one day.
Insults don't need to be swear words, children.

[96]

Enlighten us then Desmo. You've had enough practice being an arse with words.

(no hate in this thread) don't like the words, fine, got some to add, type away!

[fr0st]

'You're the load your Mum should have swallowed/taken in the ass/been shot into her eye with etc.'

When when they are done basking in glory of your insult they are left with the mental image of thier mum taking a Peter North 8 roper to the face.

[Desmo]

Enlighten us then Desmo. You've had enough practice being an arse with words.

(no hate in this thread) don't like the words, fine, got some to add, type away!

Perhaps read the post above yours?

[96]

Touché

[Murley]

Douché

That's the spirit!

[Lefty]

Oxygen thief, cockholster and troglodyte all come to mind.

The best ones are the ones that come straight out of nowhere and carry a bit of context though. Like Shane's.

[Barfridge]

Desmo/96: are you two going to stay at opposite ends of the dance floor forever, looking, then looking away when eye contact is made. The whole school is holding their breath in anticipation.
I think you should fix your lippy, straighten your hair, then go and just do it.
They're even playing your song.

PS. gingerella is my favourite one I've heard recently.

[speed3]

I found this highly amusing given he's a scientology weirdo

[mekon]

You son of a motherless goat.

[Goofy]

It's not 96's fault. If anything it's my fault for believing that 96 was capable of doing it.

[Maxo]

Milk drinker.