"Son of a Mother Duck"
"Shitting Dick Nipples"
"Face for Radio"
"Space Cadet"
"Fuckity Fucking Fuck"
"Asshat"
(you're) as useful as a chocolate teapot
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds (the very humble) Albert Einstien

Some advice right there..
And no mention of patches o'hoolahan.
"your about as usefull as a cock flavored lollipop"
"its like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob"
season 2012 is coming.....

Some great ones here, but I think it's all about delivery. My Dad can simply call you a dickhead, and tone it in such a way as to leave no doubt that your father's sperm was poorly aimed
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The happiest people don't HAVE the best of everything, they MAKE the best of everything.
Fagsticle
Fucktard
The next one liner is used when someone copies your comeback. So when you call them stupid and they say "no you're stupid" you say:
"If I wanted my own come back I would of wiped it off your mum's cheek"
If you leave things to the last minute, it means they only take a minute to do!

Penis fingers
Hungry Shark + Stupid Human = Full Shark + Dead human
Sexy hands/fingers works too...
Fucks anything he/she touches.
season 2012 is coming.....
two dicks, because you couldn't be that silly just playing with one.
Do you remember the good old days before the internet?
when arguments were only entered into by the physically or intellectually able.

dead cunt
REPENT MOTHER FUCKER
TurboR1-
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they slow down around school zones.
Used on me at basketball, "Shouldn't you be sleeping under a bridge somewhere?"
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Purpleheadedcustardchucka !
Read the comments, there are some angry people out there. The 5th comment down is a cracker. HONDA RC211V - V5 Sounds - Valentino Rossi - YouTube
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07 MV F4 1000R
09 "Blazing orange" Speed Triple
07 CBR 600RR trackbike
http://www.ozspeedphotography.com/
U crawled outta the abortion bucket
F@#k the whales... Save the 2 strokes!!!
"I'm a bigger loser than all of you for still working here"
"Get the fuck outta my office you fucking waste of space"
"Dont bullshit me (Insertname) I know you do fuckall"
"Your not my friend, get the fuck outta my office"
"Fucken retards"
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Its all good.
"Face like a robber's dog."
"You only open you mouth to change feet."
"If you could sue sperm, I'd sue the sperm that made you."
"You weren't born with webbed toes were you?"
To a fat chick - "Quick everyone, if we work as a team we can save her!"
To a rider with an open face helmet - "Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon."
To an ungly chick - "Ugh... back to the loch with you nessy"
The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.
Racer #71
Snapperhead is my favorite. I use it often on the young blokes at work as they have no idea where it comes from
sharp as a bowling ball

^^^^^^^^^^^^Foghorn Leghorn is on PSB!!![]()
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The happiest people don't HAVE the best of everything, they MAKE the best of everything.
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