BFWTK - Who else really needs a root?

[Barfridge]

[Orson]

A girl at work was on a self imposed drought. She then went on to complain about it.

I explained the analogy to her.

'The Soup Nazi' became her nickname for a while

[Princess deb]

I have an analogy to sum up what Viper is saying.

Woman works at a soup kitchen. (the soup is sex for those of you playing the home game). They have a great big pot of it...and a ladle.

They can dish out the soup whenever they want.

We men are the bums queuing up at the soup kitchen. We'll be lucky if we get some soup. If we don't, we might feel hard done by. If the soup kitchen lady decides not to dish out any soup that day, that's her call. There are always bums willing to receive more soup. If she withholds soup, she has no right to complain.

The End.

Aaah, with this analogy it all make sense to me now: recently, my husband offered me super sex, but I heard it as soup or sex. No wonder he's upset (I opted for the soup).