BWTK - Bunnings Deathmatch.

[Bunyack]

So..... you and a nemesis walk into a Bunnings store.


run in opposite directions and return with a "weapon" you have found in one of the isles of the Bunnings and FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!

Where do you run???

What do you grab???



Points for originality.


Still havent decided whether to impose rules...... ie: no electricity or petrol......

[padfoot]

Still havent decided whether to impose rules...... ie: no electricity or petrol......

Well, wouldn't it need to be something you could use off the shelf?

[TYSON]

C02 powered nail guns, great for killing trolls

[chief wiggum]

i'd go all mcguyver on their arse.....dunny plunger, 2 x pot plants and an outdoor setting, all you'd need to manufacture a nuclear ICBM



but what i'd really use is a length of stormwater pipe and some fittings, heap of MAPP gas torches and a garden gnome.....make me a spud gun with the gnome as a projectile

[CBRsairz]

if we're talking no power, bare hands typical death match:

blinds and drapes isle

the longest metal curtain pole i can find

might stop by the crafts isle on the way back and sandpaper the end to a point

[Veefore]

Paint stripper (caustic soda) in a spray bottle.

[Charger]

I'd go to the clown aisle, I heard 150 clowns can take down a pack of lions

[Barfridge]

garden pressure pack, full of paint thinners or similar, and a propane torch as ignition. Instant flamethrower.

It's a shame there would be no time to add some bean bag beans, then you end up with napalm

[XSorXpire]

Forklift, some rag, a pile of flamable bottles of fluid and some matches.

If i can't run you over i'm going to lob molotov's at you.

[Professor Redfern]

Rubber mallets!

Then I would strip down to my undies and take him on Wonderboy style!

[Sprint]

Gas bottle, some flex hose & fittings and a flint gas starter...

S.

[nipPs]

gardening section.

rose bush.

[Daise]

lol @ wonderboy

I would grab one of the staff members that do craft presentations... make my nemesis die a slow and painful death of boredom... MWAHAHAHAAAAAA

[Sventek]

You don't have to grab anything - just get them to wait until someone offers to help. They'll die waiting.

[TORQ]

The biggest, smelliest bag of manure they have.

[Sulph]

Fixings or retic, can make a fairly decent spud gun from there.

Or a 2x4.

Or an axe...

Or a wipper snipper.

or something painful, like their customer service.

[Desmo]

[Zen]

four by two

[Spuddy]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg6guOvUAMw]YouTube - Newstopia - Bunnings Ad[/ame]


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujuqPC02N40]YouTube - Bunnings Commercial[/ame]

[Maxo]

eye protection, gas mask and a 20 pound hammer