I had sex at work, does that count?
Hehe, yup
Eww, no

Girlfriend (Deb) and I were both driving escort girls at night last year. There were times that by fluke we both had girls in at bookings at the same location.
With an hour to spare, we'd find the nearest park and have our fun in the darkest shadowed area we could find.
Funny thing was, one of the (paranoid drug fucked) girls that we drove spat the dummy back at the office and accused us of having sex in one of our cars (we're supposed to be parked around the corner, on standby, in case we get called back there in a hurry). My successful defence to management was that at 6'1" and 110kg, I was way too big to do it in a car.
One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.
My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.
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