cwwtk - best tactic for handling drug-fucked idiots

[chief wiggum]

i'm not talking someone who's popped one too many eccys, i mean hard-core-fucked-up-had-your-kids-removed-by-docs type fuckwits? had a run-in with this type of person last night, yelling and carrying on about her dead kid, and basically accusing everyone except those who were actually responsible, and trying to call out my neighbors, who werent even home. couldnt really talk to her cos the only thing that would get into her head would be something driven in with a sledgehammer or a bullet. i ended up where i was either going to smash her in the face or turn my back and walk. i walked . so how would you deal with this sort of situation?

[Sventek]

[Sventek]

Seriously - you can't. Just call the cops.

[RRossi]

Seriously - you can't. Just call the cops.

+1

Call the cops they are usefull for somthing?

RR

[Desmo]

Drug induced psychosis cannot be reasoned with.
Call the cops, if you say you think you saw a knife/weapon, they'll get there sooner.

[Cam]

Drug induced psychosis cannot be reasoned with.
Call the cops, if you say you think you saw a knife/weapon, they'll get there sooner.

Pretty much this.

Had to deal with somebody out-of-their-mind on pills once. No reasoning at all and the end wasn't pretty for him

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[Sumfun4me]

Having an addict in the family, I would have to agree with the others. There's not much you can do - you did the right thing by walking away before it got any worse.

[TurboR1]

Had a similar situation working in Fremantle... Guy abusing customers and then threatening me with pepper spray. Fortunately the drugs he was on slowed him down rather than empowered him, and a well landed throat punch took him down. Not sure how it would go against one on something a bit more potent though... but taking away the individuals ability to breathe generally drops even the largest of land bound fuckwit.

[GreenMeanie]

3 weekends ago we had just this happen. Over 4 1/2 hours we made 6 calls to 000. They were too busy. Meanwhile our home was being destroyed. My gal was arrested for undue force!

YEAH, Fucking right.

I give up!!!

[SYLO]

Simple walk away if it follows hit it the head with a baseball bat.

[Vermingone]

An induced OD

[Maxo]

Spray them with a hose until they go away.

Play police siren noises very loudly from a speaker.

Stick some angry looking eyes and a mouth on a wheelbarrow, then make dinosaur noises and chase them out of the street.

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The couple of times i had to deal with a fucking idiot neighbour I'd notice that it would ruin me for the next couple of days if it got to the point of having to restrain them (or myself), while they'd just wake up the next morning and drive back to the TAB or wherever the hell they went and then come home at 9ish to repeat the nonsense of the previous night. The police don't like coming out every night either.

So i'd just turn it into a game of teasing the (self-induced) mentally handicapped person and come up with shit for them to find and become irate at

- Buy a ridiculously cheap blow up pool and fill it up/stick it right outside their door.
- Attach money* to a fishing line and toss it over the fence.
- Buy $8 worth of the cheapest / least appetising uncooked vegetable you can find and place it in one of their trees.
- *Print fake money (the worse quality, the better)and leave it in an envelope in their letterbox.
- Write them unintelligible letters from the dolice / bolice ( carefully not "impersonating" the law).
- Giving them a treasure map of the local area with a line that takes them to the ocean, and then straight out across the ocean.

The more fun you can have at their expense that won't lead them to causing(you) more grief, the easier it'll be.

Much easier to giggle behind a fence at their expense than sit at home grinding your teeth because their shouting at the top of their lungs and breaking things.

[GreenMeanie]

Ooowwwwwwww! Researching this most difficult situation I stumbled across an ingenious device Samuel Colt invented some years ago. Apparently it has been over looked for sometime now. It is not electronic, requires no batteries and going by the advertising, (circa 1875) this device evens the odds between law breakers and law abiding citizens. Women can be quickly instructed in it's correct use and he so correctly named it the "Peacemaker"

This is the answer.

Personally I think you'd be doing this person a great favour. To die quickly on pristine, lovingly manicured front lawn of your property than have the suffer the indignanty of dying in a sordid squalor, back street alley, alone and totally dehumanized.

Vote Samuel Colt #1

[Roger Explosion]

Stick some angry looking eyes and a mouth on a wheelbarrow, then make dinosaur noises and chase them out of the street.

The best thing about this advice is that it can be applied to 90% of life's little situations.

[GreenMeanie]

Sorry, sorry!

After further research I have discovered that the home owner doesn't have any rights. Please disregard previous post.

The home owner is the perpetrator. You have worked a minimum of 5 days per week, possibly spending weeks away from your family at a time. Going without some of the finer things in life. Paid tax supporting the low life. The final straw, you flaunt your wealth and success at them. You have everything, they have nothing.

You drive an early 2000's Ford, dreaming one day to own a new one when the mortgage is paid off. Meanwhile they ride public transport with a concession card. You LOW LIFE.

They, on the other hand are viewed by the courts as the modern day Robin Hood. And rightly so. Taking from the rich and giving to themselves.

YOU BASTARDS. You fuckin' lucky sons of bitches. You! Born with the silver teaspoon in your mouth. Only one road to follow, success. You don't know failure!

Your parents were married, or maybe they were defacto or worse, seperated. But you never went through the trauma they suffered as a child.

How dare you think you've earned what you have.

You ungrateful, lucky bastards.

[chief wiggum]

Spray them with a hose until they go away.

Play police siren noises very loudly from a speaker.

Stick some angry looking eyes and a mouth on a wheelbarrow, then make dinosaur noises and chase them out of the street.

-
The couple of times i had to deal with a fucking idiot neighbour I'd notice that it would ruin me for the next couple of days if it got to the point of having to restrain them (or myself), while they'd just wake up the next morning and drive back to the TAB or wherever the hell they went and then come home at 9ish to repeat the nonsense of the previous night. The police don't like coming out every night either.

So i'd just turn it into a game of teasing the (self-induced) mentally handicapped person and come up with shit for them to find and become irate at

- Buy a ridiculously cheap blow up pool and fill it up/stick it right outside their door.
- Attach money* to a fishing line and toss it over the fence.
- Buy $8 worth of the cheapest / least appetising uncooked vegetable you can find and place it in one of their trees.
- *Print fake money (the worse quality, the better)and leave it in an envelope in their letterbox.
- Write them unintelligible letters from the dolice / bolice ( carefully not "impersonating" the law).
- Giving them a treasure map of the local area with a line that takes them to the ocean, and then straight out across the ocean.

The more fun you can have at their expense that won't lead them to causing(you) more grief, the easier it'll be.

Much easier to giggle behind a fence at their expense than sit at home grinding your teeth because their shouting at the top of their lungs and breaking things.

all very good, cept it doesnt live near me, thank fuck. it was visiting it's kids, and according to the foster parent of the kids, it was sober and straight when it arrived, then went off to the dunny and skulled a bottle of sherry to wash down some pills. unfortunately, it didnt OD

[Roger Explosion]

Sorry, sorry!

After further research I have discovered that the home owner doesn't have any rights. Please disregard previous post.

The home owner is the perpetrator. You have worked a minimum of 5 days per week, possibly spending weeks away from your family at a time. Going without some of the finer things in life. Paid tax supporting the low life. The final straw, you flaunt your wealth and success at them. You have everything, they have nothing.

You drive an early 2000's Ford, dreaming one day to own a new one when the mortgage is paid off. Meanwhile they ride public transport with a concession card. You LOW LIFE.

They, on the other hand are viewed by the courts as the modern day Robin Hood. And rightly so. Taking from the rich and giving to themselves.

YOU BASTARDS. You fuckin' lucky sons of bitches. You! Born with the silver teaspoon in your mouth. Only one road to follow, success. You don't know failure!

Your parents were married, or maybe they were defacto or worse, seperated. But you never went through the trauma they suffered as a child.

How dare you think you've earned what you have.

You ungrateful, lucky bastards.

Dude. I think you've entered the wrong web address.
I believe this is the one you were looking for:Western Australia News | WA Latest News | Perth Now
Easy mistake, they both start with Perth.

[GreenMeanie]

Dude. I think you've entered the wrong web address.
I believe this is the one you were looking for:Western Australia News | WA Latest News | Perth Now
Easy mistake, they both start with Perth.

CRAP! You spell Perth like that?

[Roger Explosion]

www.perthnow.com.au

I know. Shocking isn't it?

[GreenMeanie]

But seriously............

After 4 1/2 hrs the police did turn up.

After another 2 1/2 hrs and an arrest for undue force we were told, "Next time something like this happens, call us and lock the doors and stay inside."

We didn't have a door. Nor did we have a armour plate glass entry. They were destroyed.

But violence can not be combated with violence.

Hey! That's what insurance is for eh?