DWTK - How big is your cock?

[Desmo]

It obviously seems the time to measure ones masculinity, so instead of asking what size bike you ride, or how much you get paid, I thought I would cut right to the foreskin and ask the question you all obviously want answered.
How big is your pork sword? Are you the big swinging dick, or do women stifle a laugh when they see your lack of bulging manhood.
Please be honest in your answers, I'm sure you have never lied about your cock size before, so why start now.

[Brougham]

[Rider]

I cant wait for you to get your licence/fix your bike

[Nath]

[Satan1]

'time for cock?

[Brougham]

you idiot nath.
he said COCK, not CLOCK!!

[Nath]

Ohh.. boy do I feel foolish..

[Zanza]

COCK....mate not CLOCK pfft


* Damn beaten to it

[Dubs]

Dubs

[Maxo]

I earn about 90 bazillion dollars an hour.

[Ben S]

Thats big Ben isnt it !

I'll shutup now

EDIT: Are we talking size when up or down ?

[Satan1]

We could just ask a prominent psb lady...

[T-roy]

I have a micropenis its also slightly bent to the right....

[Desmo]

you idiot nath.
he said COCK, not CLOCK!!

Bitches love the clock.

[T-roy]

why would you wanna know the size of peoples cock desmo?

[Desmo]

You aren't the brightest candle in the box are you mate.

[T-roy]

You aren't the brightest candle in the box are you mate.

Maybe not, but we are not candles in a box, so it doesn't matter.

and who lights a candle in a box of candles?

[Ben S]

I'd use a torch

[Maxo]

*facepalm*

Maybe not, but we are not candles in a box, so it doesn't matter.

and who lights a candle in a box of candles?

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[Nath]