So the company Xmas party theme is 'wear your best hat'.
Not being much of hat wearer, I've got no idea what to get (top hat maybe?).
What cool/amusing/funny/silly hat should I wear?
So the company Xmas party theme is 'wear your best hat'.
Not being much of hat wearer, I've got no idea what to get (top hat maybe?).
What cool/amusing/funny/silly hat should I wear?
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Dear god, it's some weird bastardized three wheeled two person go-kart.

wear the fox hat
In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
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Viking helmet.
Now I know how God feels, when he rides a Ducati.

How clean are your undies, or your missus undies![]()
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every thing starts to look like a nail

Walk the Plank have a good mad hatters costume (Johnny Depp not Disney) complete with big hat and bushy ranga hair for hire but it's not cheap, about $100 IIRC.

Wear your Bike Helmet...... backwards for effect.....
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Flyboy. I have
a mass of hats. Have Fedora's, red &/or purple, Paperboy caps,sparkly/plain. plus feathers roses,veiling, you name it, I most likely have it. The offer is there.
"Son, could you please remove my MAD sig?"
Sure mum, here you go....
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Dear god, it's some weird bastardized three wheeled two person go-kart.
do you look like a cat? why not try this hat. tie a red bow around your neck and some whiskers for added effect. and if people dont get the look, well, just dont give a fook.
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"I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

A Pith helmet is always good, or given your trade, perhaps a Biggles helmet, goggles and oil smeared face. What ho old chap?
Make a nacho hat. Carton of beer, taped into a cylinder, then some bits cut out for the brim. add a bit on the inside of the cylinder for your head to sit on, then maybe a raised bit on top for salsa. Salsa in the middle, chips round the outside. Bring bags for refills and walk around offering people chips.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, why was jesus a dirty sandal-wearing beardo?
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If it's before I go away, you can borrow that if you want (it's an Indiana Jones hat).
Don't wear any of these goofy or nerdy hats. Be the coolest person at the party
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I tried being reasonable.
I didn't like it.

beanie
remember: the lower the beanie, the lower the IQ
Hungry Shark + Stupid Human = Full Shark + Dead human
Tin foil hat, keep the CIA out.
Is such a thing even possible?
Surely the melon hat would be worth considering?
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They misunderestimated me.
- George Bush
funniest hat ever.
But I agree with Cap'n James086. Tin foil hat, cheap and effective. and mind control proof to boot.
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