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  • Yes, I use it on a regular basis because I'm single.

    2 1.68%
  • Yes, but I seldom use it because I get enough action.

    4 3.36%
  • Yes, but I only use it when the missus isn't around.

    5 4.20%
  • No, what a desperate excuse for a toy.

    66 55.46%
  • No, but I'm keen for one (sign me up for a group buy)

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Thread: IWTK: Fleshlight (NSFW)

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    IWTK: Fleshlight (NSFW)

    After some drunken discussion on the weekend...

    Fleshlights



    Do you have one?
    Does it feel like the real thing?
    Is yours a front or rear bum version?
    Can it completely replace a girlfriend?
    Anyone up for a group buy?
    Last edited by IGS; 08-07-2009 at 08:10 PM.


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    I can't comment as I've never owned nor used one.
    Your thread needs a poll for semi-accurate answers.

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    Yes
    Wouldn't know.
    Back bum
    Nah. Doesn't complain enough
    I'm good

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    Poll added


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    doesnt everyone have one?

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    Im too cheap they are 150 bucks or some shit.

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    I'd imagine they'd be cheaper with a group buy.


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    I got mine off ebay.

    It had been thoroughly sterilised.

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    ^^ lol you have AIDS now

    Am I the only one that sees masturbation as stress relief or a time waster?

    I never knew so many people were interested in fleshlights. I didn't vote because I'm not interested in one but I'm not bothered if others are, to each their own.

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    I accidentally a fleshlight
    Quote Originally Posted by polony View Post
    The internet is serious business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raijn View Post
    I accidentally a fleshlight
    Ah yes...



    Mine's worn out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raijn View Post
    I accidentally a fleshlight
    10 points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raijn View Post
    I accidentally a fleshlight
    the whole thing?
    - Spuddy

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    Gotta be a way to modify one with a compressed air cylinder. You know, make a spunkgun you can hide discretely in your briefcase or under your jacket.

    What is best in life? Troll the forums, see the threads derailed before you and hear the lamentations of the moderators.

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    ^^ haha, coupled with the psychological trauma of seeing your attacker charge his weapon, you could be onto the cubicle weapon of the century...
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    I get what the other 3 are but what exactly is the use of the first coin slot one?

    Is to stimulate rooting the belly button or something?

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    Japs eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by browncow View Post
    Japs eye.


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    Redheads are my kryptonite, so I guess I'd have to trust them, but the hand jobs might feel weird.

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    Somebody once showed me a pic of a guy with a needle dick inside the dick of a well hung guy. I have never forgiven him, maybe he now works for fleshlight enterprises?

    and Camilla: that's a derogotary and racist term, tsk tsk


    another thought is perhaps it's to practice your uretheral sounding, or maybe even catherisation

    In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barfridge View Post
    Somebody once showed me a pic of a guy with a needle dick inside the dick of a well hung guy. I have never forgiven him, maybe he now works for fleshlight enterprises?

    how the fuck is that physically even possible? I call bullshit/photochopped. And now I do not want to see said pic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red_is_Best View Post
    hahah I hate it when they do that and you make some noises like you had it done just last year, then they give you that look, like you are a bad vagina owner and you should take better care of it!

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