MWTK What sort of serial killer would you aspire to be

**mekon** · 20-09-2011, 01:32 PM

Fictional or real, I'm curious to know seeing as there's quite a few potential Birnies on the forum today.

Are you a

or a

(my neighbours eldest kid is)

or maybe you're more of a peaceful, type with leadership skills and influence.

**Gippo** · 20-09-2011, 01:33 PM

Hahahahaha. Spun out thread.

IBTL???

**ashmo** · 20-09-2011, 01:35 PM

Who's the top one?

**Skut** · 20-09-2011, 01:36 PM

Hehe, I will go for exhibit A

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**Skut** · 20-09-2011, 01:36 PM

Dolarhyde

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**The Saint** · 20-09-2011, 01:36 PM

I'd be a Dolarhyde.

1. Mother issues (very important for any aspiring serial killer)
2. Kills a journalist
3. Evades capture for a time
4. Has genuine feelings for Reba (naaaaawwwww)
5. Likes to fuck with cops' heads
6. Makes last stand to some cool tunes

What a guy.

**Sweetcheeks** · 20-09-2011, 01:37 PM

I find the 3rd more intriguing. His was a good story to read.
So when i grow up, id like to be Charles Manson.

Although Rose West was an 'interesting' character.

Decisions, Decisions.

**speed3** · 20-09-2011, 01:37 PM

Executions, Death sport, crazy experiments and serial killings. Good day on PSB.

Anything except Ted Bundy, from wiki
He sometimes revisited his secondary crime scenes for hours at a time, grooming and performing sexual acts with the decomposing corpses until putrefaction and destruction by wild animals made further interaction impossible

**MADOGA** · 20-09-2011, 01:42 PM

Dexter!

**mekon** · 20-09-2011, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Sweetcheeks

I find the 3rd more intriguing. His was a good story to read.
So when i grow up, id like to be Charles Manson.

Although Rose West was an 'interesting' character.

Decisions, Decisions.

Her husband was pretty handy with gyprock too.

**speed3** · 20-09-2011, 01:48 PM

Visionary type Serial killer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**Barfridge** · 20-09-2011, 01:48 PM

I'd be the skin suit/it rubs the lotion on it's skin type. Because moisturising is essential!

**Mr John** · 20-09-2011, 01:50 PM

Serial Ladykiller - Boooooyah!!

more of a Jim Jones aspirant myself, not so much a serial killer as a party killer

**The Saint** · 20-09-2011, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by mekon

Her husband was pretty handy with gyprock too.

Yeah, it's all about the skillset. Gumb was an absolute demon with a Singer.

And to think they mocked him in eighth grade home economics class!

**Sweetcheeks** · 20-09-2011, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by mekon

Her husband was pretty handy with gyprock too.

I think she was the more sadistic out of the pair.
A partner in crime might be nice. I don't think I would be very good and getting rid of bodies.

**Captain Starfish** · 20-09-2011, 02:17 PM

Multichoice, motherfucker.

**speed3** · 20-09-2011, 02:17 PM

**mekon** · 20-09-2011, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Starfish

Multichoice, motherfucker.

I should add in there an option: I'd be the guy creeping round your house in the dark of night inexplicably dressed in a wet suit killing with a home fabricated wind-up steam punk type crossbow that fires bespoke arrows with tips made from coral dipped in stonefish venom. I watch as you take your last breath.

**gunn parker** · 20-09-2011, 02:50 PM

I'm more your this type of guy.
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**BERT** · 20-09-2011, 02:56 PM

Theres no option for all of the above
If you're gunna do something do it proper, the full monty

Bert

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