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    Angry NippsWTK2 - insults

    what is the best insult you have ever heard?


    bonus points for:

    1. insults you have made up yourself

    2. a story where you have used it with resulting hilarity
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephyyyy View Post
    .. cause i'm sick of guys thinking theyre so hot when most chicks like that don't even know how to live and can't even do any maths of any kind..
    If you're a girl and want access to the kitchen check HERE

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    That sounds like english your speaking but you still make no sense.
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Quote Originally Posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    scrag
    Porcelain and I were leaving home, got in the cage and had to wait for farken ages for some prostitute looking women to walk across our driveway.
    I was well pissed at this inconvenience so tried to yell out that she was a fucking skanky hag but it came out as "ya fucking scrag" (in occa accent for best effect )

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    What kind of shit dumb thread is this.
    Geez woman, you should go get yourself a dick. That way you would have at least something to think with.

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    and play with when bored.
    This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.

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    ^^^thats not a bad insult XS

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    Quote Originally Posted by XSorXpire View Post
    What kind of shit dumb thread is this.
    Geez woman, you should go get yourself a dick. That way you would have at least something to think with.
    go eat a dirty cunt
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephyyyy View Post
    .. cause i'm sick of guys thinking theyre so hot when most chicks like that don't even know how to live and can't even do any maths of any kind..
    If you're a girl and want access to the kitchen check HERE

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    Quote Originally Posted by XSorXpire View Post
    What kind of shit dumb thread is this.
    Geez woman, you should go get yourself a dick. That way you would have at least something to think with.
    Look at all that burnage


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    even if you were the last woman on earth you'd still lose a beauty contest!!

    not pointed at thread starter
    Last edited by Ceebeearrarr; 10-10-2007 at 01:25 PM. Reason: missed text

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    Bonus points?

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    You smell like your mothers dirty minge
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Quote Originally Posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    You Dogshitsmegmaeatingassfuckingratrapingwhoresonbast ard.

    Delivered as it is written
    Turfierific!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nipPlesticker View Post
    go eat a dirty cunt
    No thanks, i would spend way to much time picking out your bones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taint View Post
    scrag
    Porcelain and I were leaving home, got in the cage and had to wait for farken ages for some prostitute looking women to walk across our driveway.
    I was well pissed at this inconvenience so tried to yell out that she was a fucking skanky hag but it came out as "ya fucking scrag" (in occa accent for best effect )
    erm scrag is already an insult, are you claiming ownership?
    Cup o' tea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kassper View Post
    erm scrag is already an insult, are you claiming ownership?
    not claiming ownership, just my slip of the tongue

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    to an ex i hadnt seen for a while:
    HER: hahaha... your little belly is poking out
    ME: hahahahaha - your stretch marks have moved to your face.

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    eabod

    eat a bag of dick

    say it really fast

    its great

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    ^^haha resist!




    Dear Xs

    thankyou for taking the time to reply in my (awesome) thread. i shall waste no time reading it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephyyyy View Post
    .. cause i'm sick of guys thinking theyre so hot when most chicks like that don't even know how to live and can't even do any maths of any kind..
    If you're a girl and want access to the kitchen check HERE

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    go suck on a light bulb trailor trash!
    Cup o' tea?

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    You fail so miserably you dont do stupid any better than you do intelligent.
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Quote Originally Posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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