NippsWTK2 - insults

[Flyboy]

1) You're mother made a mistake. She should've swallowed you.
2) You're the remanents of the shit dribbling out of your mothers arse crack.
3) The only reason you're here is your father wouldn't settle for a blowjob.
4) Can you lick your own tonsils with your head that far up your arse?
5) SHUT YOUR FOUL WHINING YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISDENDANT RECTUM
6) You fucking stupid arse raping monkey licker

[BigTim]

4) Can you lick your own tonsils with your head that far up your arse?

What?

[RICO]

After receiving one too many comments about my the size of my chest by delightful, charming, articulate, sober men .... I stared right at this ones crotch and replied,
"At least I have something to be proud of"

Oh that reminds me, I still owe you a drink
:p

[Tuscadero]

Oh that reminds me, I still owe you a drink
:p

I look forward to insulting you.

[RICO]

Aslong as your not staring at my crotch when you do
That's fine

[CitizenD]

How could you tell where she's looking if you're staring at her chest?

[RICO]

I would have to rely on someone telling me :p

Oh and on topic:
I work with a guy who greets everyone as "cunt", "alright cunt", "what ya doin' cunt", "you don't wanna do that cunt", you get the picture, quite a nice bloke as it happens

[green litre]

As stoned as a muslim hooker? Off like a gin on bath day? not really insults - but amusing all the same.

GL

[Barfridge]

As an aboriginal prostitute who has embraced the teachings of Islam, I'm gravely offended by that!

[CitizenD]

I'm stoned, so I'm also offended.

[Barfridge]

But wotcha gunna do about it? Attack a bag of cheetos with slightly more verve than usual? Mumble incoherently and giggle at things that aren't really funny?

[TORQ]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Bwwahahahahaha

[ROOK]

You were the fastest sperm?

[Stratos]

Crackpipe

[CitizenD]

But wotcha gunna do about it? Attack a bag of cheetos with slightly more verve than usual? Mumble incoherently and giggle at things that aren't really funny?

Huh....? Oh, yeah.

Heheheheheheheh.....

[Decibel]

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg!

[Nero Diablo]

Dunno kinda like the one's that cut without yo mumma's bits involved.

Things like
Intellectual pigmy

From a sheet that was supposed to be actual extacts from UK navys officer evaluation reports

The only time she opens her mouth is to change wichever foot is inserted.
Would be out of his depth in car park puddle.
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an Idiot.
This offcer has used my ship to carry his prostate from port to port and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.