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[Old frt]

Is it possible to run a business without customers? Might be short lived but I'm over them.

[mekon]

Works for some Govt departments, they get funding and the concerned customer get's nothing.

You could always go into holistic bullshit and sell good vibes and blessings. Nothing tangible and people seem to part money hand over fist for the smell of lavender and burning incense and chanting whilst twisting legs around their heads. Could be a great cosmic joke.

[Old frt]

Works for some Govt departments, they get funding and the concerned customer get's nothing.

You could always go into holistic bullshit and sell good vibes and blessings. Nothing tangible and people seem to part money hand over fist for the smell of lavender and burning incense and chanting whilst twisting legs around their heads. Could be a great cosmic joke.

Religion or politics then? Hmm, might buy a multanova and some incense sticks

[Cap'n James086]

Parking inspectors don't have customers.

[thegraeman]

Road side photographer for the state government. No customers, and no chance of ever making anyone happy, so you don't have to bother trying.

[mekon]

Religion or politics then? Hmm, might buy a multanova and some incense sticks

They go hand in hand.

Parking inspectors don't have customers.

This is very funny after watching The Grumpy's Guide To Driving (Grumpy old men and women series in UK - new special). One of the comedians said, 'I hate it when you stop them and they say "I've already started writing the ticket so I'll have to keep going", to which I think Well I've started kicking you in the gonads, I might as well finish.'