OWTK: If you could freeze time...

[Orson]

I'll bet it's something we've all fantasized about at some point.

For the purpose of the thread staying on track, I'll set a scenario with some perimteters.

-You are in a public place. Lets say a shopping mall.
-You can freeze time only once
-It will only remain frozen for exactly 30mins
-Everything stops (people, cars, clocks, planes, water stops running) and then carries on as if nothing happened (other than physical alterations you have made during the time freeze such as dakking someone or putting their finger up their nose or whatever)
-You will not be detected on any recording devices during the freeze.

What do you do?


Go!

[Orson]

EDIT: Now out of context

[Hewie]

Ban Desmo

[T.G]

If your in a shopping centre I'd just empty all the cash registers, rich looking peoples wallets, jewelry from shops or people, probably not much point rolling a bank as the vault would be locked.

[devolved]

Hmm... freeze time for 30 minutes only.

Probably money, like T.G. - clean out every ca$h register I can and get the fuck outta dodge.

I may also be tempted to peek at the odd pair of fabulous breasts that I'm running past. Nothing bad, just a little look.

[shan]

Swap mothers babies arround on my way past
steal cash
Move a few people arround
If I see any police cuff them and dack them
Might put a odd couple in a cubacle together
Spell SATAN in coffee on my way out
Pinch some flowers for my girlfreind, and gold. lots of gold.
EDIT= get cash from the big chain shops like Myers ect, the smaller franchize shops wouldent be faire

[Uncle Flash]

Steal everyone's mobiles and make them live the rest of the day like we used to only a few years ago.
Straighten the caps and pull up the pants of all the mall gangstas.
Feel some boobies.

[Fastgirl]

Give every one a flower. And a note for them to find that will make them smile.

[Fastgirl]

Give as many people a flower as I could. And a note for them to find that will make them smile.

[Hewie]

You know what .... probably not much.

If it was a once off thing ... then your'e only going to be able to do some minor mischief or petty theft and then its back to normal.

Stolen goods will still be stolen goods, whilst the crime would be easy ... the theft would be discovered, and youd still be stuck trying to sell it.

If the affect was repeatable at my leisure ... then that would be a different story altogether.

[Mo-Fo]

Dak everyone

[SilentBob]

I'll tell you what most of us would probably end up using it for... those extra 30mins on a 5am work day.

[Mr John]

probably spend 30 minutes freaking out

[sathid]

Put everyones watches on the opposite wrist.

[Gippo]

Hmmmm.....

30 minutes what to do.

I would window shop as I was (in shopping centre afterall) and feel special because 30 minutes in the universe of time now exclusively belongs to me......no interuptions, no annoyances, no noise, no distractions.

No time for 30 minutes! (Same as the rest of my life but on the reverse side!)

Then at the 29th minute try to find where I originally was to resume shared time life.

(betcha the rest of you thought I would wank over every womans tits)

[Roger Explosion]

violence.
Lots of violence.
Assuming its a shopping centre, there will be many, many targets.

[RIPLEY]

violence.
Lots of violence.
Assuming its a shopping centre, there will be many, many targets.

if you mean people who go to shopping centres to do anything but shop im tending to agree, where do these losers come from?
oh and drive a forklift thru the bank grab some gold and diamonds from the jewellers and clean out mcdonalds of the sausage breakfast patties, i cant find them to buy in bulk anywhere.

[Cap'n James086]

probably spend 30 minutes freaking out

Most likely this thinking about what happens if time never unpauses? I'd probably consider the implications of time stopping but not space.

[fatoxious]

set up things like plasma TVs like dominoes... all through the shops

[duffman]

Do my shopping and get out of there.
No kamikazee toddlers trying to take out my knees.
No old people pushing trolleys at snail pace up the middle of the isle, only to stop, abandon their trolley, and walk back up the isle to grab something they forgot.
No queing for 10 minutes while a shop attendant re-arranges the shelves, occasionally glancing up at the line of people, and the unattended register.
No pushing a trolley out of the shopping centre, through a crowd of people who move around with no general awareness of who or what is around them.

Bliss.

Oh, and sample a few boobs on the way out.

Edit: time permitting, have some fun with the Emo kids. Superglue multicoloured afro wigs to their heads, paint a big smile on their face, swap their clothes for a nice bright hippee style outfit. Should make them a little less depressing to look at.