RWTK: Whats the most drunk you have ever been?

[Professor Redfern]

In light of the drunkest dude ever vid in funny stuff and the ensuing comments, I would like to be enlightened as to the most drunk you have ever been.

I tried to think about myself and couldnt come up with much, besides my nickname "Mr Inappropriate"when drinking, due of course to my amazing ability to say wickedly inappropriate shit when pissed. Much to my friends amusement of course. Its usually genuinely funny if I lock in on those that know me but I occasionally target those who dont know me and I end up pissing them off. This of course is even funner to my mates.

I cant however think of many moments when I was truly fall down drunk pissed, I know not many people remember these moments but we all get the full rundown from friends after the events.

So what have you been told you did when blind drunk?

[MattyA]

spewing in my bed and not caring about it untill the morning when i wake up all sticky and cold.

Or maybe the time when the pub had closed and i was sleeping on the floor of a toilet cubical hugging the tiolet surrounded in vomit and the manager had to come and scrape me off the floor.

nice.

[Kryzaach]

Walked through a plate glass window once and didn't realise. My mates wrapped me up in a tarp so I "didn't bleed to death". It's a wierd experience waking up solidly cocooned in a tarp covered in blood and spew, I don't recmmend it.

[Tic]

iv had 2 times. both about as drunk as each other. but two opposite effects. my 19th bday was one. 1am in the morning para on my gfs back porch. literally couldnt feel anything below nipples. or thats what i believed anyway. and apparently i was a pirate. and nothing could make me capsize. long story short. i ended up having my gf and her best mate shower me and put me to bed. ( i insisted on being very clean).

[Tannhauser]

3am, after a whole bottle of Tequila; my angle of vision was reduced to about 80 degrees and I literally could not stand out of the plastic chair I'd embedded myself in all the evening. Got up, crashed in the tent, woke up at 7 am still fucked up. Didn't get the hangover until mid afternoon.

[Flyboy]

I was having a spew off the blacony down at the aero club after a few too many and overbalanced and fell to the ground. The combination of me being shit-faced and a shrub meant that I came off with relatively minor injuries. I passed out still twisted in the shrub after being doused with a bucket of cold water from one of the waitstaff.

[MattyA]

oh and telling an air hostess "shut the fuck up you stupid aeroplane slut"

[Yagadan]

House party '07..i believe it was Halloween.

The whole night was a huge blur and I didn't know many people at the party to start with so it was hard to get the full details of the night.

I woke up to the sound of a garbage truck.
I felt pain, my legs were cramped, i was all sticky and freezing cold.
Then my "bed" began to move..what is going on? beds shouldn't move upwards. FUCK, that's why this garbage truck is so loud..i'm in a bin.
Luckily I half fell out of the bin on the way up into the truck, smacked my arm pretty bad on the way down though.
The garbage man realised and came out to have a good laugh, his name was Jeff.
Oh..all i was wearing was a pair of southpark boxershorts..I don't own southpark boardshorts..still don't know whose they are or how that happened?

Good times.

[Emily]

oh and telling an air hostess "shut the fuck up you stupid aeroplane slut"

I laughed so hard

[Shortfuse]

Arrested for public nudity in Davao City, Phillipines. Locked up, passed out on floor of cell, convulsing. Woke up in hospital next day on a drip, after stomach being pumped with little recollection. Next trip to Davao City, ended up at same lockup after "borrowing" a taxi and crashing it. Damn Tanduay Rum.

[joneen13]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_e3k03iEgg]YouTube - Bush Doof 2007[/ame]

I dont really remember much of this night - but it was THE most epic night of my entire life - Bex, De-Evolve's and my joint 21st Bush Doof. I'm pretty sure I wasnt the only person really really drunkered that night - the was a LOT of moonshine...

EDIT: And I'm pretty sure this video was taken earlier on in the night.

[chief wiggum]

i think i may have been as drunk as that guy in the vid. went for a piss, and fell asleep in the middle of it. woke up jammed down the side of the pan with a throbbing head, bits of broken glass, plastic flowers and other sortsa pretty shit strewn over me, with the missus standing over me asking me what the fuck just happened

[Barfridge]

aah, the bush doof, such an epic party.

Just ask Aphex, or Stratos & Nipps, or Jedi.

Don't ask me, I had a whole bottle of scotch in 2 hours, and then it got fuzzy

[jonnyking]

nah don't ask jedi. he doesn't post anymore...

spewing i missed that one...

[joneen13]

spewing...

So were we...

[richie_b]

last day i was in phuket, tolerance to spewyness was high cos we'd been drinkin all fortnight which allowed me to (i was already blotto at this point) down a long line of shots that some weird scandis bought me cos it was the last day i was there i can remember stumbling down the street falling over people. that's about it, weak as.

[XXX3]

Rottnest, leavers, 2006. I got so hammered apparently I started exhibiting symptoms like I was on Ice (I wasn't). Last thing I remember was standing up then falling flat on my face, then the next thing after that was waking up in the recovery tent and getting grilled by the police. Then I was given a big lecture about how ice is bad for you.

[BigTim]

Just ask Aphex...

oooooh, I spy an opening...



I managed a bottle of Tequila (and a 6-pack of Red Bull) between 9 and 10.30am, made it to the train station with the help of mates, power-chucked walking to the Joondalup oval for Rock-It, and then proceeded to get my cock out, in order to prove I was over-age, after realising I had left my ID at home. Continued drinking, blacked out for a little while, took a nap on the floor of the mosh-pit, inappropriately hit on a mate's younger sister, and was found later in the day, asleep on the hill.
Woke up in time to see Shihad and Grinners

[millsy]

Nothing so exciting. At uni fell asleep on a chair at someone elses unit on campus and ran to mine like i was moon walking, each step I felt as if I was going to leave the ground and float away my legs had no sensation. I gently knocked on the door until a housemate let me in. He thought i was going to smash through the door he told me the next day "dude you were hitting it really fuckin hard I though t you were going to break it"

Oh before that at a mates 18th a mate held up a pitchfork to my face which I nonchalantly snatched from his hand before giving him a hug and a friendly poke in the ribs as you do when laughing with mates. Turns out he was sore for days and had a fantastic bruise where I jovially popped him in the ribs. I also recall breaking several plastic chairs that night, but I don't blame that on drunkness. Plastic chairs are poorly constructed and ill thought pieces of crap, laugh and shift your weight *snap* another chair bites the dust.

[chief wiggum]

Rottnest, leavers, 2006. I got so hammered apparently I started exhibiting symptoms like I was on Ice (I wasn't). Last thing I remember was standing up then falling flat on my face, then the next thing after that was waking up in the recovery tent and getting grilled by the police. Then I was given a big lecture about how ice is bad for you.

last time i was on rottnest, i ended up riding around on a "borrowed" pushy totally naked (except for my shoes) cos i thought someone had stolen my clothes.....found em next day exactly where i'd left them