SMWTK - Best pick up lines actually used and successful.

[Slick89]

As the question says. But you must have used it and then been successful at striking up a conversation with someone for longer than the time it took for them to say F off.

[Desmo]

Bit of a drought, champ?

[Rich]

Wanna fuck?

[Slick89]

Bit of a drought, champ?

And that worked for you? :LOL:

[vbroom]

I have a van. get in.

[Desmo]

Wanna fuck?

This has quite a surprising success rate.

[Rich]

I have a ute, you can sleep in the back.

[vbroom]

I have a knife. get in the van

[Desmo]

Get in the van.

[=Stevo=]

does this smell like chloroform to you?



failing that, there are always the classics like saying 'hi', 'hello', 'how are you' or 'how is your night going?'.
Stuff that though, that just leads to more talking...


"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[Slick89]

Wow so many Trolls.

cmon ladies and gents we want the lines that actually used and actually worked.....

real one that worked for me was "Dont move until I get a chance to speak to you" dunno why, after she said it was because I was so direct.

[Maxo]

we want the lines that were actually used and actually worked.....

Protip:
If you want to sail straight into 'i'm a fucking idiot' waters: use a pick-up line.

Anyway your username is "slick", shirley you've got some winners under your belt?

[Slick89]

Protip:
If you want to sail straight into 'i'm a fucking idiot' waters: use a pick-up line.

Anyway your username is "slick", shirley you've got some winners under your belt?

It doesnt need to be sleazy. to break ice you use a witty but not invasive line.

[Maxo]

It doesnt need to be sleazy. to break ice you use a witty but not invasive line.

like what?

[Desmo]

Pick-up lines = make you a douche.

[Slick89]

like what?

Thats why the thread is called WTK.

You picking a forum fight?

[Maxo]

Thats why the thread is called WTK.

to break ice you use a witty but not invasive line.

Like.. what?

If you're so sure they can be witty and non invasive, give everyone an example that has worked for you.


next thread: "SWTK: how did you make lots of money without doing any work".

You picking a forum fight?

Nope, you're just not giving ugly no-hopers like me any ammunition to pick up girls.

[Slick89]

Maxo you are one hellova sour puss.

[Maxo]

C'mon slick.

You see a pretty girl at the bar (18+ no pedo) and you go up to her and say "< >"

?

[Slick89]

C'mon slick.

You see a pretty girl at the bar (18+ no pedo) and you go up to her and say "< >"

?

Man talk about pressure.

ok

"Hi, so what pick up line works best for you? (laughs) can I buy you a drink?