SWTK - Drunken Antics

[Biggles]

"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?"

Love the epic conversations

[Orson]

Nah it was more along the lines of being prepared to throw down to protect (name withheld to protect the innocent) from my dishonourable intentions or some such tripe.

[Syz380]

Well.....
I had some friends from adelaide up here (Gero) so we decided to have a massive pissup. Started sometime around lunch then pubs x3 then nightclubs. First the vibe and then to the nighty where a mate of mine works and one of our drinking buddies does security. Needless to say we were past blind after going through most of their shots list, (Over 3 pages of shots ~150). Well we got one of our taxi friends to come pick us up and my friends wake up the next arvo with massive hangovers. Me?? I am woken up in perth by a gull servo attendant and pointed in the direction of the bus stop. Catch bus to city, Catch bus back to gero. Please dont ask how i ended up in perth, I still don't know.

[Syz380]

Mate of mine went on a multi day pissup. Wakes up in Canning vale cop shop. It turns out he stole his mothers car and wraps it around a power pole somewhere in perth. I consider myself thankful I didn't go with him, I did the sensable thing and caught walked home.

[benspoon]

[QUOTE=Syz380;1482798]Please dont ask how i ended up in perth, I still don't know.QUOTE]

I love how they install a high speed train to Mandurah years after I needed it. My Beer scooter is almost as bad as yours

[Nipper]

Was dragged up on stage at a male strip club, then the stripper wiped his sweaty body all over my face. So to get him back I thew his jocks in the crowd and he says to me "you weren't supposed to do that" before spending 15 minutes trying to get them back from the horny 18 year olds at the back.