Why does Judith Lucy shit me so much? Is it:
a. because her lethargic, deadpan delivery is tired and old, much like Judith herself, and makes me want to stab my own ears with an icepick;
b. because she sullied The Late Show to the extent that it died a premature death;
c. because networks keep giving her air time;
d. because she sucks her breath in through her teeth;
e. because she worked in commercial radio, and people who work in commercial radio are for the most part cunts (apologies Tony Martin, love your work);
f: because with the red lippy she looks not unlike Cathy Carter-Smith;
g: because she's a female comedian, and female comedians are generally shit (speaking generally here feminazis, unbunch); or
h: all of the above?
Please don't flame, as a Libran I'm notoriously indecisive.



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