Hello

[XSorXpire]

I've met a few of you now and it's fun to watch your eyes widen with realisation. What has become obvious is that some of you have trouble with my name. So.
XSorXpire

Excess or Expire

XS or Xpire

Hope this helps.

[FJ Steve]

Never had a problem with it. Always find your opinion/point of view entertaining and thought provoking. Not sure that I have agreed with any or all, but you have always given me a chuckle.

Guess it must be your philosphy on life...excess or expire?

Steve

[Deej]

ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[XSorXpire]

Never had a problem with it. Always find your opinion/point of view entertaining and thought provoking. Not sure that I have agreed with any or all, but you have always given me a chuckle.

Guess it must be your philosphy on life...excess or expire?

Steve
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Thank you.

Perhaps not a philosophy. Definately a set of words strung together....

ahhhhhhhhhhh!
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I would say i heard the penny drop, but on your income i doubt you would have anything so trivial as coins...

[Daise]

welcome back Oh Weird and Wacky one.

I guess you no longer need my tech support...

[XSorXpire]

welcome back Oh Weird and Wacky one.

I guess you no longer need my tech support...
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That's weird and "spank me one"

Technical support, mmmm. Can you help me in the technical side of female servicing?

I always thought it was like a bike, get it out, press a button, get it warm, jump on, thrash it and when you finished put it somewhere safe for next time. Buggar the servicing, when you break it you go out find another cheap one, fix it and start again.

They tell me this is not the best way and that perhaps i should invest in a better quality of ride, better service it and get years of faithful thrashing out of it before perhaps trading up or keeping long term.

[Gryphen]

Suppose it depends on how much money you have to burn, lol.

[mstriumph]

.... i'm newish

am i missing something here? <_< are you really new or .... mebbe recycled or sumthin?

[XSorXpire]

.... i&#39;m newish

am i missing something here? <_< are you really new or .... mebbe recycled or sumthin?
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Definately sumthin.
Perhaps i can fill your missing bits, i&#39;ll need to check them first.

[BadKitty]

CHEAT!!!!



Your a nutcase... but a funny one

[XSorXpire]

How can i cheat? It&#39;s not a test.
It&#39;s ok badkitty you can curl up with your head in my lap and i can put mine in hers.

[Daise]

I always thought it was like a bike, get it out, press a button, get it warm, jump on, thrash it and when you finished put it somewhere safe for next time. Buggar the servicing, when you break it you go out find another cheap one, fix it and start again.
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oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooh

now i geddit

[Daise]

This is how a motorbike should be treated:

You must keep it sheltered (it doesn&#39;t like being exposed to the elements for long), give it as much attention as it needs (if not more), want to show it off to your friends, buy it as many accessories as it wants, must not neglect your bike, understand that some days it won&#39;t be working 100% and will need some TLC. Your bike likes a good sponge bath, and likes to be serviced regularly. And it likes to drink the premium liquids. Remember that the better you treat your bike, the better it will behave. Sometimes it like long rides, sometimes short rides. Sometimes fast, sometimes at a leisurely pace. And always remember - use plenty of LUBE!

[XSorXpire]

Shelter it, Spoil it, flash it round, Bling it, fondle it, wipe it&#39;s drips,wash it, service it well, fill it, love it, ride it well and lube it proper.

OK, when should i sleep and work?

[shrike]

I always thought it was like a bike, get it out, press a button, get it warm, jump on, thrash it and when you finished put it somewhere safe for next time. Buggar the servicing, when you break it you go out find another cheap one, fix it and start again.
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www.realdoll.com if you wanna treat your women like that.

...that ot the Post Office nightclub...

[pacman]

Pack - Man.

Pacman.


Hope this helped.

[TheonlyNinjabitches]

I&#39;ve met a few of you now and it&#39;s fun to watch your eyes widen with realisation. What has become obvious is that some of you have trouble with my name. So.
XSorXpire

Excess or Expire

XS or Xpire

Hope this helps.
[/b]

who cares

isnt it oi you

[aaargh1]

Pack - Man.

Pacman.
Hope this helped.
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haha haha haha

[XSorXpire]

who cares

isnt it oi you
[/b]

Only to the illiterate or uneducated.

Guess you cared enough to post....