Officer Down vs Orson - PSB clash of the titans!!!

[officer down]

Behold their enormous brains! The wise and the well spoken versus PSB’s resident man-sloth with a fondness for fried everything.

The Challenge

For my next ‘stroll to the Pole’ it’s estimated I’ll lose up to a staggering 30kg in weight loss in approximately 70 days arriving at the North Pole like a well carved chess piece.

I’m laying down the cupcake to Orson and challenging him to lose more weight than I will in 70 days than he can in 7 months. That’s starting from October all the way until I finish at the end of April. Gentlemen’s rules Orson, no telling porkpies with the numbers.

For the Winner?
Orson - $1,000 cash or 2 months of free PT with OD valued at over $2,000 (4 sessions per week)
OD - $1,000 of your hard earned

And despite what those lisping patsy’s Cornershop will tell you every woman needs not a bosom but a slab of muscle for a pillow. Just ask Fastgirl.

Time to reap the whirlwind Orson!!!!

[Desmo]

Oh snap!

[Professor Redfern]

Fair challange.

Come see me Orson I will get 30 kgs of you in 7 months.

[Revelations]

was thinking the same redfern, then split the 1k with him heehee.

OD you should stipulate the rules re: outside help

[Desmo]

I don't think there are rules.
I think that underneath this is an altruistic approach to helping Orson shed some tub.

[Melchior]

You can do it Orsom!!!1

[Barfrangipani]

A contest where the loser actually wins anyway? That's hardly sporting.

Must be why I love the idea.

[Professor Redfern]

Orson not including any injuries this purely comes down to your metal strength.

Officer Down has basically just called you a weak willed cunt.( in a nice way)

Like all good trainers he actually wants you to win this bet because he will feel good about doing whatever it took to get you lean, so for him he views it as a success with the only offset being the time he has to sacrifice for a friend.

So 2 things.

1) Dont let him question your mental fortitude on this forum and get away with it. Show that fucker what your made of.

And 2) dont let down a good mate, who is willing to give up his valuable time to see you be fit and healthy for you kids and wife.

Disclaimer: My claim about OD questioning Orson is not an attack on OD. I commend him for it.

[Rider]

This will be interesting, my money is on OD tho.

[Thomas Crown]

Holy shit, fived this thread.

Epic, epic stuff.

[George3000ltd edition]

Great work man.. nothing like a cash incentive to get someone to do something!

i voted you're both winners, because, well.. its just plain cool..


Now i think that in the spirit of:

Gentlemen’s rules

A gentleman's agreement!

Huzzah!

[BERT]

Orson, contact Lolly & Spock
They are great motivators, Spock is calm reasonable and methodical, Lolly just never seems to tire from shouting at you, she even seems to enjoy it

Bert

[The Saint]

Orson not including any injuries this purely comes down to your metal strength.

[officer down]

I don't think there are rules.
I think that underneath this is an altruistic approach to helping Orson shed some tub.

That's correct cocksnogger. You can't 'fake' weight loss and Redfern you're bang on.

*taps fingers* So Orson.. do you accept the challenge? Or are you happy to suffer the curse of flab-filled disco tits?

[carlos]

its pretty awesome, either way you both win and lose something be it cash, the experience or weight!

community

[Wilson]

This is awesome.

[Thomas Crown]

Spock is calm reasonable and methodical,

Seriously.

Spock opens his mouth and truth kinda just falls out of it. He's like a tome of wisdom with a pulse. He also has sports science qualifications and can advise on diet, routine, etc..etc.. really wonderful guy and happy to teach and train all comers.

Lolly is also a spectacular trainer, lots of fun and manages to wrangle large groups of malcontents to behave. They could both help reach your goals sir, and win this bet

[Kryzaach]

I like your style OD.

Don't take it lying down, Mr Orson.

[The Saint]

Or are you happy to suffer the curse of flab-filled disco tits?

Haha.

No tits or GTFO.

[Roger Explosion]

Fantastic idea. I lost ten kilo's in the last year, and although that might not sound like much, it has improved my lifestyle to no end. GO FOR IT ORSON!!!!