"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf
and you think you know what ATM is......
Intelligence and education are three sides of the same coin.
"FFS ... when someone invited me to come down for a couple of cones and a bucket, this isn't exactly what I had in mind."
Originally Posted by Melkor
Hmm...How can I hide this boner? I know I'll...
No caption, but I saw this guy at Stratton and immediately thought of Marc Johnson, the pro skater:
Spoiler: show
I dont know but I believe I used that very same cone to alert the entire congregation that T-roy was in fact gay and then I used it to turn him on with a series of sexual charades.
My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"
I'd say the uppercut would earn a toasty.
Is that a cone sticking out ya pants, or are you happy to see me?
Sometimes it can be embarsing when bonned full from perving on someone elses R1.
in this senario, grab some inconspicuious cover and enjoy knowing that you dont look like a potensial bike rapist.
REPENT MOTHER FUCKER
TurboR1-
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they slow down around school zones.
Winner!
pew pew!
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2 cones one bucket.
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I tried being reasonable.
I didn't like it.
My condom has a hole at the end of it!
Who needs viagra? Not me - Thanks ATM!
Dude I think I just filled the cup.
Dubs
Population control or traffic control, your call.
They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits
I'm gonna need a bigger specimen jar.
Having a fap gives me a mighty sore arm!
conedoms prevent accidents.
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