wanted: female with bike

[Danny Boy]

Hey all.
Im chasing a drop dead gorgeous gal who owns a pretty bike and has an empty pillion seat, as I would like to take part in upcoming MAD ride.

im not scary and I dont bite very often. Ive met a few of the lovely ladies on PSB before but some of them may have been pretty pissed.
I dont have a working bike (still) and I dont plan on missing the ride this year.

Cos im relatively heavy, a bigger bike would probably be needed. and hell even if your not Jennifer Hawkins identical twin I'll probably still consider it (I'll take anything at this point )

If any of the ladies feel like taking the extra step and helping out the Mildly retarded for this charity ride. Im your man
you may even get a free lunch and tank of fuel if you dont crash.

Looking forward to the 1000's of replies from the gals begging to help me out here.

cheers
Dan


**Affeminate males need not apply.
sorry lads.

[Davey]

yeh good luck with that champ.

[akeracat]

I'm drop dead gorgeous own a pretty bike have an empty pillion seat.

But suxs to be you cause I don't take pillions and can't do the ride

[Ice]

Cos im relatively heavy, a bigger bike would probably be needed. and hell even if your not Jennifer Hawkins identical twin I'll probably still consider it (I'll take anything at this point )[/b]

Well there's a lovely request right there. Watch the girls jump to volunteer.
As much as I'd love to see you try and fold yourself up onto my pillion seat...
Um... No.

[kyliejane]

what. the. hell.

[Krusty]

haha is this a joke?!

[Morgs]

Me thinks he has a way with women

[Nath]

The best you can hope for is a guy in a dress...

[Billywhizz]

Hey all.
Im chasing a drop dead gorgeous gal who owns a pretty bike[/b]

Yup me too, good luck

I'm drop dead gorgeous own a pretty bike[/b]

Yup, agree with that one

[Swampy]

good luck with your search mate...

but with a post like that, most of us girls won't be taking you up.....

if i was to take a pillon, it would be someone i knew, not a stranger....

(plus i wont be attending the ride due to other commitments)

[Arwon]

offer them a discount next time you meet them at work

[maya]

The best you can hope for is a guy in a dress...[/b]

You volunteering nath? SIIIIIIIIICK!

[Nath]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nath @ Sep 17 2007, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The best you can hope for is a guy in a dress...[/b]

You volunteering nath? SIIIIIIIIICK!
[/b][/quote]


Got anything that will fit me ?

[Gryphen]

seems we could end up with the first killing of the day...

[Taylor]

This is as funny as seeing someone with a fluro pink sweatband on their helmet, take their helmet off and they&#39;ve got the same colour fluro sweatband on.

[Flamedance]

Oh my...
I think someone posted on the wrong forum...
Unless the incorporation of PSB has expanded to the cough escort business????

[Captain Starfish]

That&#39;s an interesting request.

Someone volunteering to let a woman drive?

[Teenie]

LOL - I am still on the floor laughing!!!!

Best of luck - I think you are going to need it!

[Jonchilds]

He&#39;s just desperate for a ride, and he wants someone who&#39;s happy to take pillions from behind.

[Billywhizz]

He&#39;s just desperate for a ride, and he wants someone who&#39;s happy to take pillions from behind.[/b]

hey many people are desperate these days........ but lets get on track here and stop taking it from behind