Its a bonafide Xmas St Swivingsday Festivus Miracle, the local virgin stray cat has given birth to 3 wise kittens. They are about 2 weeks old and will be taken to the cat haven if no one wants them. They are all gun metall grey which is a pretty sick colour. Also they were born at a pub, here is a suggestion of some cool names.
Tough stuff, Grinder the dragon slaying cat, Cruddhuffer, Laser Claw, Alley Catpone, Marvin, Razor Slash, Meat Slicer, Mouse Mincer, Kevin Felinederline, 2-cool McCat, Grover Nomad.
If you take a kitten you are free to use any of the names above.



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