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Old 25-07-2008, 09:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Aussie Ladettes Auditions - heh

heard about this on the radio this morning.

9 is looking for girls who can drink blokes under the table etc.

Nine seeks uncouth Aussies for new Ladette to Lady | The Courier-Mail
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Old 25-07-2008, 09:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Calling fartgirl...


just a lil more uncouth than a boozer though...
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Old 25-07-2008, 10:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Calling fartgirl...


just a lil more uncouth than a boozer though...
CHANNEL 9 is giving uncouth women a chance to polish their diction and stop causing friction in the Australian version of Ladette to Lady.
Following the highly successful UK version of the reality show, which is set at Eggleston Hall Finishing School in England, Nine is on the prowl for Australian women, most likely the trashy type, to appear a new series of Ladette to Lady.
To sign up and see if you have what it takes, or more precisely what you're lacking in manners, then go to
If you have false teeth, you may want to remove them before taking your happy snap and emailing it to them.
Applications are only open for a few weeks so hurry.


You like red or yellow Aphex? and whats your favourite number?
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Old 25-07-2008, 11:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ahem.

I'll not have you handing out infractions in my juristiction, lest you be party to one yourself!

Aphex: Favourite number and colour? (gotta stick together eh FG)
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Old 25-07-2008, 11:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Aphex: Favourite number and colour? (gotta stick together eh FG)
Yup. Happy for ya tick the boxes!

Aphex? colour? numbers? quick or FS will pick my fave number and colour luvvy!
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Old 25-07-2008, 11:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I prefer Yellow and 1 ty... and um... please use a liberal amount of lube....
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Old 25-07-2008, 11:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I prefer Yellow and 1 ty... and um... please use a liberal amount of lube....
FS...we have our answer!...bend over Aphexy....should we whisper sweet nothings?
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Old 25-07-2008, 11:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 25-07-2008, 11:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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*looks in PSB cupboard* sorry our budget doesnt allow for the expensive lube.....we have vaseline only. brace urself.
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Old 25-07-2008, 11:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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i assume they are holding auditions in rockingham
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Old 25-07-2008, 11:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Seems rather pointless. They take these fun, easy girls, and turn them against us blokes. :'(
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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should be funny!

get a bunch of dirty gins and see if they can turn them into Ladies.
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Look...I would give you more rep, but I can`t....
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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should be funny!

get a bunch of dirty gins and see if they can turn them into Ladies.

i would watch if it was actually gins.
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Old 25-07-2008, 05:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i would watch if it was actually gins.
would be rather amusing...
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Old 25-07-2008, 09:03 PM   #16 (permalink)
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*looks in PSB cupboard* sorry our budget doesnt allow for the expensive lube.....we have vaseline only. brace urself.
Swap that for deepheat if your feeling nastie !!
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Old 26-07-2008, 11:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Swap that for deepheat if your feeling nastie !!
I LIke how you think!
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Old 26-07-2008, 05:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i assume they are holding auditions in rockingham
Hahaha, good one
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Old 26-07-2008, 11:46 PM   #19 (permalink)
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LOL!

Yellow sticker... My bad!
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Old 27-07-2008, 12:01 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Had a gf who could drink me under the table once... kept hitting her head on it though!
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