ugly farmer

Come get me. I'm bored and you seem like a good knob to spar with.
Your ability to sprout offence with petty put-downs shows your lack of intelligent thought.
You self promote your looks.
So are you dumb and ugly or do you just have drag marks on your knuckles?

hey guise, what's going on in here... I don't think this guy likes semi much either

Perth Street Bikes - Conversation Between semi and ugly farmer

Lancelin Motorcycle Muster,for Real Bikers, not the wannabe's that ride jappers,come along, have a sing on our fully sick 8000000000000watt karaoke machine.

I have to add...

:rock:

How cute are you? DJ Dicky...

Why do you need PSB when you have your own "show"?

If any of you guys are having a party, wedding, or an occasion, we have the only karaoke show for bikers in western australia, run by bikers 4 bikers, (is this what you like to do on those cold GinGin nights? cuddle up and have a sing :crakup its agreat set up, we have excellent sound,lighting,and variety of music,with over 4000 songs to choose from.

The show (like its a massive production :crakup is very popular,and reliable,for a non obligated quote, email, DJ Dicky, uglyfarmer@bigpond.com or phone me on 0488683165 we come with excellent references and we come on time (I bet the girls LOVE that line hey :clap, we also have other DJS and ENTERTAINERS available. CHEERS TRICKY,UGLY FARMERS AND FISHERMAN ONBIKES,U.F.O ENTERTAINMENT."

by the way, shouldn't it be UFFO?

Can't stop to chat Dick, I am off to buy another pink shirt

Dubs

Dicky,
I apologise for not replying sooner I have been unwell, I think I used too much hair dye – I digress.

I’d like to reply to some of your well worded comments to me; I know you probably spent 30-40 minutes one finger typing each so you deserve a reply.

“So DUBS you calling me a dick, or my whole club, least the Ulysses have respect for there fellow bikers, we have over 200 bikes in the U.F.O, maybe u just don’t like us because we all ride Fartley, or is it because we have a lot of friends in other clubs that ride Fartley, why don’t u ride ya jappa up and take a look, where willing to overlook your attitude. U.F.O”

Calling YOU a Dick, Dick.
No I don’t like you because you have neither courtesy nor respect.
It surprises me that you have ANY friends, and yes it worked, I am quaking in my footy boots coz you know other Fartley riders.
200 bikes? You go girlfriend.
Just because the Ulysses may not want to advise you that acting like a 16yr old in someone else house is not appropriate, does not mean I won’t tell you.
There is nothing to overlook Dick, my attitude is just fine.

“Mate we have spent a lot of money on our motorcycle muster so if I hear that you have been running us down in anyway, we will send our lawyers to your place, understand, we have your details.”

Firstly, I am not your mate, never was never will be.
I don’t need to run your little ditty down; you are doing a fine job yourself.
Secondly, please send your lawyers to me if you feel it needs that.
Thirdly you have nothing of mine I don’t want you to have, don’t lay veiled threats at me Dick.

DUBS the hair dye has turned you into a tool, (summarized) BLAH BLAH BLAH….

You’re wrong on that one, I am the butch you’re the bitch but I’d gladly give you a reach around princess.

“Could you please cancel our membership, we don’t hang out with dictators, at our meeting last night; we decided your site sucks.”

You could hardly call it a meeting when it’s just you, ma, pa and the rest of the Clampett’s yeah?
If our site is SO shit then why do you keep coming back at least twice a day?
I’ll tell you why - coz you realise that PSB is the only place that can generate a bit of traffic for your little ditty.
The fact that you have to place an ad in the Quokka to fill your stalls says enough of how much YOU NEED US.

"Dubs I know we don’t see eye to eye on a few things, but could you let people know the cops are setting up there multinova for bikes heading north to Lancelin for the muster, sounds like your a headstrong bastard like me, didn’t mean to hassle you guys, this is the type of info I was trying to post, updates that’s all, hate arguments man, got enough to deal with, being president of the U.F.O shake hands man, RIDE HARD."

No.
Could you kiss arse any harder?

In closing Dick, people like you – you DO grow on trees.

thanks ....i think it works

Hiii

Well, if you see a cute one catch it for me please! Haha!

My ford Laser is worth $1,600 bucks selling it to if he wants a pressie haha! Kinda having a slack one *more like pretending to work* gets boring after a while