Klink

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I eagerly open the box... well I try to. Whomever packaged the box must have been a "pass the parcel" champion as a kid because there were more layers to this sucker than Michael Jackson's face!

Ok, so I get into the box. I peer in and see a sea of styrofoam packing peanuts. I dive into the box up to my elbows, mmmm foam peanuts (doh they dont taste so good). I thresh my hands round searching for what may...