Sounds like you had a hell of a night.

fuck that was ages ago!! yeah dislocated my shoulder at the pub
All good now (mostly)
You are awesome

Didn't you hurt yourself? Sore shoulder or something like that??

Am I going mental??

Was I broken????

I think I'm doing ok.
Are you all fixed now?

Hope you're doing ok Mister

x

If I had one of those peroxide mohawk mullets nobody would be any the wiser.

You're too intelligent to go to horror venues like those!! ERRRRRGhghghgh!!!

I think my friends are taking me to the library or eurobar or the deen, all I know is I'm gonna stop in at the mustang pre-drunk and I'll wind up somewhere else.
Have fun down south.

Oh bum! i'm going to margaret river tonight!!
Where are ya going to anyway???