ouch ... touch wood ... never been in for anything other than a service for me.

I don't anymore, I sold it after I realised (and I'm sad to say I'm not bullshitting you here) that over the period that I had owned it, it had spent more time at the mechanics than it had in my garage (63 vs 41). Broke down 7 times.

If you didn't ride a kwaka I'd bitch slap your ass

If you're going to pull punches, take quotations first!

At least I didn't ninja edit...

smart ass