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    Today's Dad Joke

    It's Pi Approximation Day! 22/7!
    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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    You posted in the wrong section...

    This is "Funny Stuff"...
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    it's just Rich... being an internet bully.
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    oh fuck, I just spambotted him.

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    Go on. I can see you smiling...
    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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    You cynics should write that down for when you have kids. Seriously. It'll be gold.
    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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    Hey! A Dad's joke thread? I've got another one for ya.....

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?". The bartender smiles and says "For you, there's no charge".

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    If you are in Asia and you get served dog meat, whats the best way to eat it?

    Just wolf it down.

    *Telling awesome dad jokes since 1986*

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    Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
    He'd make you an offer you couldn't understand.

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    Don't forget to celebrate Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you.
    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sventek View Post
    Don't forget to celebrate Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you.
    The fourth? I thought it was the Sith

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    That's a bad lisp you have there, Tiger.
    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sventek View Post
    It's Pi Approximation Day! 22/7!
    It is also the birthdate of Dr Spooner, he was a bunny fugger

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    I heard he was a pleasant phucker...
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    it's just Rich... being an internet bully.
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    oh fuck, I just spambotted him.

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    What did Beethoven do after he died?

    He decomposed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    I heard he was a pleasant phucker...
    No you have confused him with the royal family, they are peasant phuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trashed View Post
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?". The bartender smiles and says "For you, there's no charge".
    hmmm just told this to the room and got shuns all round. one day i'll get away with it...hopefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger1 View Post
    What did Beethoven do after he died?

    He decomposed.
    And whats brown and is still sitting on his piano stool?

    ...Beethoven's last movement.

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    Bad jokes eyh?....

    Guy walks into the Doctors with big grape vines growin out of his ears. Doctor says "Oh my god! what the heck happened to you?!!!"

    Guy says "what?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koola View Post
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