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    For funny emails/jokes/vids/pics - that dont deserve their own thread

    Just a thought - might werk, might not.

    Rules are simple :

    1..None of that posting FWD, fwd, forwarded stuff with >>> on the left side.
    2..No need to point out that 'this has been around since 1997' or 'welcome to the internet'
    3..No whoring
    4..Saying something is a Repost is ok, as long as it is accompanied by a funny captioned 'repost' picture
    5..No Lolcats

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    When your dog steals your photo moment
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    I have a pdf that is very funny but cant upload it as it is too big
    Suggestions please

    <a href="http://www.filefactory.com/file/d58f...6_o.pdf</a><br />

    Thanks Rob if this works, if not thanks for nothing

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    Last edited by BERT; 19-09-2008 at 10:57 AM.
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    I had the same problem a few weeks back.

    Try this for a host - I could do it behind werks firewall thingy - might work for you there?

    This is a link to a funny file, but try filefactory . com and see if you can upload??

    -- FileFactory.com - free file hosting --
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob View Post
    When your dog steals your photo moment
    great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob View Post
    5..No Lolcats

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    heh
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    ^^^lol

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    I want an auto-delete function tht works on any emails that say "iF yOu FoRwArD tHiS tO 20 FrIeNdS yOuR CrUsH WiLl CaLl YoU!!"


    Fuck off.
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    My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

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    I had a minor medical problem so my doctor referred me to a female urologist.

    I saw her yesterday. She is absolutely gorgeous and unbelievably sexy.
    The first thing she told me is that I have to stop masturbating.

    When I asked her why, she said:





    ''Because I'm trying to examine you.......''
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    Got these couple of 'young Gordon Ramsey' videos emailed, thought you might enjoy...

    gordon.wmv ( 1.7MB )
    gordon1.wmv ( 3.8MB )

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    That dear is well fucked!

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    According to the U.S. Census Bureau...
    9,000 people are having sex right now,
    2,000 are kissing.
    100 are getting head, and
    1 lonely person is reading emails.
    You hang in there, Sunshine!
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    questions to ponder :)

    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!



    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?






    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


    What disease did cured ham actually have?


    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

    They're going to see you naked anyway.


    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

    They're both dogs!


    If Wile I. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?




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    A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
    Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the endof it.


    The next day the kids came back and one by one began totell their stories.


    Karl said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egglaying chooks.One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket onthe front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the roadand all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.'
    'What's the moral of the story?' asked the teacher.
    'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'
    'Very good,' said the teacher.


    Next little Emilie raised her hand and said, 'Our familyare farmers too. But we raise chooks for the meat market. One daywe had adozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks
    and the moral to this story is:
    'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'
    'That was a fine story Emilie'.


    johnny, do you have a story to share?'
    'Yes. My dad told me this story about my Aunty Raylene.
    Aunty Raylene was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf Warand her plane got hit.
    She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she hadwas 3 bottles of rum, a machine gun and a machete. She drankall the rum on the way down so it wouldn't break and then shelandedright in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of themwith the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killedtwenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then shekilledthe last ten with her bare hands.'
    'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind ofmoral did your father tell you from that horrible story?'
    'Stay the f... away from Aunty Raylene when she's been on the P1SS
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    no punchline = FAIL!

    edit - much better now!
    Last edited by Brougham; 25-09-2008 at 08:45 AM.

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    Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with very large hooters.
    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

    No one speaks.
    The old lady thinks:
    The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

    The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
    That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

    The Kiwi thinks:
    The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    The Australian thinks:
    I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again.
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    lol i actually laughed

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