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    The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

    Figured Friday would be a good day to start this thread.

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    People need catharsis. Give them a small recreational area of their own.

    Here you may be NSFW without spoilers. This thread is NSFW. Not only that; this thread is NSFWM. Yes, Not Suitable For Whining Maggots.

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    Quesion for my pub peeps:

    Every job I have issues with is when customers bring in their own clothing, it isn't designed for wha i need to do to it.

    Ultimately i get in a discussion for an hour brfore they convince me to have a crack, I do it and get it done but it takes me hours more.

    I hate these jobs and they are unprofitable, should i stop taking them on?

    I take them on ultimately because i am REALLY nice and in the hope the customer will come back with a less crap order.

    (please ignore any missing letters crap keyboard)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxo View Post
    No no, s'cool.

    Big angry death caused by nature pics are welcome.
    Oh excellent.

    I hear Cit D has been sent here for 10 days:

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    I love how PSB has turned into "Dear Martha"

    Figure shit out yourselves, retards.

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    Bad lefy, he is not at my pad.

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    Oh no Shane, that's Mordor
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris View Post
    I love how PSB has turned into "Dear Martha"

    Figure shit out yourselves, retards.

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpZJ8lvQD0w]YouTube - Nirvana Lake of Fire[/ame]

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    Speaking of Pub... one of our apprentices finishes up today and becomes a Tradie...

    Corporate sponsored bar tab!! woo hoo!!

    But, as Lee raised... what to do to him on his last day as an Apprentice....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxo View Post
    I see you Nirvana and raise you AC/DC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris View Post
    I love how PSB has turned into "Dear Martha"

    Figure shit out yourselves, retards.

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    I don't think we'll ever see a day when men can talk out their differences, regardless of their branch on the tree of power. It's still to easy to just grab the branch handed to you from above and whack the bloke below off. Another guy is just going to climb up again and say the same thing in time and you'll be right back where you started, there's only so much whacking off you can do before your time is totally taken up by it.

    It seems all utterly futile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan1 View Post
    Quesion for my pub peeps:

    Every job I have issues with is when customers bring in their own clothing, it isn't designed for wha i need to do to it.

    Ultimately i get in a discussion for an hour brfore they convince me to have a crack, I do it and get it done but it takes me hours more.

    I hate these jobs and they are unprofitable, should i stop taking them on?

    I take them on ultimately because i am REALLY nice and in the hope the customer will come back with a less crap order.

    (please ignore any missing letters crap keyboard)
    Can you charge a bit more for these jobs where peeps bring their own stuff or just give an estimate and charge T&M to make it profitable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan1 View Post
    Quesion for my pub peeps:

    Every job I have issues with is when customers bring in their own clothing, it isn't designed for wha i need to do to it.

    Ultimately i get in a discussion for an hour brfore they convince me to have a crack, I do it and get it done but it takes me hours more.

    I hate these jobs and they are unprofitable, should i stop taking them on?

    I take them on ultimately because i am REALLY nice and in the hope the customer will come back with a less crap order.

    (please ignore any missing letters crap keyboard)
    Charge them for labour, an at exorbitant rate.

    They'll get the picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan1 View Post
    Quesion for my pub peeps:

    Every job I have issues with is when customers bring in their own clothing, it isn't designed for wha i need to do to it.

    Ultimately i get in a discussion for an hour brfore they convince me to have a crack, I do it and get it done but it takes me hours more.

    I hate these jobs and they are unprofitable, should i stop taking them on?

    I take them on ultimately because i am REALLY nice and in the hope the customer will come back with a less crap order.

    (please ignore any missing letters crap keyboard)
    State your position clearer.

    "I cannot do this because your shirt is not designed to have <insert whatever boring stuff they want> done to it. It will ruin the shirt because <invent a reason>. Look, I know you've obviously bought these shirts, so I'll discount the price of our merch, because it'd take twice as long on your shirts anyway and I'd have to pass on that per hour charge to you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by apples View Post
    Can you charge a bit more for these jobs where peeps bring their own stuff or just give an estimate and charge T&M to make it profitable?
    I was thinking this as well, but ultimately people just don't seem to want to pay the actual difference in cost to me.

    I guess i could try, have a 'delicates' charge if they shy at the price i guess i have lost nothing.

    Quote Originally Posted by lee View Post
    State your position clearer.

    "I cannot do this because your shirt is not designed to have <insert whatever boring stuff they want> done to it. It will ruin the shirt because <invent a reason>. Look, I know you've obviously bought these shirts, so I'll discount the price of our merch, because it'd take twice as long on your shirts anyway and I'd have to pass on that per hour charge to you."
    I haven't tried this

    I don't like to come across as the hard seller, certainly valid though.

    These customers are always the ones that come in saying "I just bought this 3 seconds ago I want xyz done to it by the day after tomorrow" so it makes it hard to organize quality items for them.

    And they are always the "awww c'mon type" when I refuse the first 3 times :/

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    My homes.

    Is there a certain time period where it is in fact OK to tap your mates ex?
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    When he's at the other end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan1 View Post
    I was thinking this as well, but ultimately people just don't seem to want to pay the actual difference in cost to me.

    I guess i could try, have a 'delicates' charge if they shy at the price i guess i have lost nothing.
    Call it corkage.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris View Post
    I love how PSB has turned into "Dear Martha"

    Figure shit out yourselves, retards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yagadan View Post
    My homes.

    Is there a certain time period where it is in fact OK to tap your mates ex?
    Are you still good mates with him?

    If so, try to clear it with him.

    If he says "yeah" then tap it.
    If he says "no" then tap it for an extra forbidden fruit bonus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow78 View Post
    But, as Lee raised... what to do to him on his last day as an Apprentice....?
    Lure him into a false sense of security, don't do anything to him until you're in the pub, then get him really drunk, steal his clothes & make him do a nudie run.
    /cocksnogger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor View Post
    When he's at the other end.
    Hi five.
    I love two strokes. Because they annoy the shit out of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yagadan View Post
    My homes.

    Is there a certain time period where it is in fact OK to tap your mates ex?
    Ask the mate, I did this he said it was fine.

    He ended up going dawsons creek.

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