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Laika
29-01-2010, 09:51 AM
Australia bans small breasts - Somebody Think Of The Children (http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/)

This link was sent to me by a friend... are they for real? for fucks sake. So because I like girls with small breasts I must be a pedo? :(


The National Classification Code dictates that anything that describes or depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not) in a way that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult is Refused Classification.

Even if you are 18 years old but you look younger, taking a photograph of your breasts and uploading it to the Internet could land you or someone you know in serious trouble.

...female ejaculations films are being Refused Classification on one of two grounds:

That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines or
Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction

rc_sam
29-01-2010, 10:30 AM
What sort of website name is Somebody Think Of The Children (http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com)
FFS, i'm sure all the pedo's think of the children all the time. freaks.

Cbr1k
29-01-2010, 10:38 AM
I hope some girl with small breasts sues the government. How can it not be discrimination.

On the other hand I volunteer to be a givernment inspector who goes out to photo shoots and measures breasts :D

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 10:45 AM
We were chatting last night, about where the cutoff would be?

Is a B cup still too small?

This obviously means Keria Knightley will never again be coming to this country.


According to Patten some of the titles banned included Barely Legal (Hustler), Finally Legal and Purely 18.
So mags that market themselves as featuring 18 year old adults (ie. of legal age of consent) are still banned? So why have an age of consent set at 18 if women who look 18 are somehow bad?

Captain Starfish
29-01-2010, 10:52 AM
coz if you squint at a picture that looks like 18, it can look like it's a picture of 14. (trust me, it works).

Jamathi
29-01-2010, 10:52 AM
Soon we all will be able to look forward to a compusory jullia Gillard raunchy video, fully goberment aproved.
Farkies I izz going to vomit just now!
Buy the mags NOW and make a minter later on when we will have no moar!
At the moment it is still OK but later a gestapo can come and scrutineer your "collection' and the rest is all down hill!

The Saint
29-01-2010, 10:55 AM
Australian Government bans small breasts | The Australian (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/breaking-news/australian-government-bans-small-breasts/story-fn3dxity-125824775019)

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77793/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/1+Sports+Minister+Kate+Ellis.gif

YOU DON'T GET MANY OF THEM TO THE POUND: Minister for Youth Kate Ellis MP

IN an unprecedented move, the Australian Government is proposing to put legislation before Parliament that would ban small breasts.

The Australian understands that the radical proposal has come as the amount of hysteria among Australians about pedophiles in the community hits record highs.

Minister for Youth Kate Ellis MP said the policy decision was a necessary reaction to the interest that pedophiles showed towards persons with small breasts.

"All of the data that we have received from law enforcement and sexual assault referral centres indicates that pedophiles, for the most part, tend to offend against people who are small breasted, or even absent breasts altogether," Ms Ellis said.

"There is an undeniable correlation between having small or no breasts and being the victim of a pedophile. We have therefore concluded that if persons no longer have small or no breasts, pedophiles will lose interest and move on to the next target.

"We anticipate that by 2013, almost the whole of the Australian female population will have breasts in some way, shape or form, and there will be no more 'next targets'.

"Labor will thereby have solved the problem of pedophiles forever."

Ms Ellis said that the mandatory enlargement of breasts would be accomplished by augmentation surgery, to be rolled out nationwide over three years at a cost of $3.2 billion.

The first cohort of Australians to receive the surgery would be primary-school aged children, who for some unknown reason tended to have small breasts, Ms Ellis said.

"Of course, we will then turn our focus to adult females who have small breasts, working closely with state health departments and GPs to identify candidates for surgery," she said.

"Police will be empowered to order a strip search of any woman suspected of having small breasts and to refer the woman to the relevant state health department for a mandatory assessment, if required.

"It might seem somewhat draconian, but the data is clear: pedophiles like small breasts. To the small-breasted women of Australia, I ask: do you really want to be the victim of a pedophile?

"I thought not."

The plan is believed to have the backing of the Australian Family Association and church groups.

When asked what effect the plan was expected to have on offences by pedophiles against male children, the Minister was heard to mutter "... I, uh ... we ... you see, the idea is ... aw, rat's cocks" and terminated the interview.

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 10:58 AM
Why have clearly defined laws, then completely ignore them?

Imagine getting a ticket for 95 in a 100 zone, because the police think you are trying to skirt around the law.

shmoo
29-01-2010, 11:00 AM
holy shit. this is just getting bizarre now.

edit ^^^^hahaha I was just thinking that barfy, a fine for maybe, possibly, could sometime in the future speed.

Captain Starfish
29-01-2010, 11:07 AM
Anyone read Elton's "Blind Faith"??

Set in the UK, but in typical eltonesque form it's getting creepily prophetic... <_<

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 11:08 AM
The following is a real quote from Snr Constable Jellyback:
Yeah, every day you see these arseholes, flaunting their compliance with the law! Doing 58 in a 60 zone, proudly boasting that the coppers can't touch them! But they look shifty, like they are suddenly doing to accelerate to 62, and kill hundreds of mothers with prams. We need to to stop these crimes from happening in the first place.

As a traffic copper I felt powerless and emasculated, I couldn't get away with facestomping these criminal scumbags. I knew they had malice in their souls, but the do-gooders stopped me from avenging my childhood of being bullied dispensing justice, Judge Dredd style.

But now we can just stretch any law we like, near enough is more than good enough. I am finally to give these miscreants what they deserve, and my job satisfaction has never been higher

Laika
29-01-2010, 11:08 AM
So mags that market themselves as featuring 18 year old adults (ie. of legal age of consent) are still banned? So why have an age of consent set at 18 if women who look 18 are somehow bad?


I hope some girl with small breasts sues the government. How can it not be discrimination.

So 18yr olds with big tits can work in the adult industries but the ones with small tits will get turned away for fear of the final product being refused classification/publication.... How is that not discrimination?

XSorXpire
29-01-2010, 11:09 AM
Next think they'll ban small penis from the internet.

PSB will become a desolate shell...


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jules_1972
29-01-2010, 11:11 AM
Next think they'll ban small penis from the internet.

PSB will become a desolate shell...


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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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29-01-2010, 11:17 AM
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MADOGA
29-01-2010, 11:22 AM
Australian Government bans small breasts | The Australian (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/breaking-news/australian-government-bans-small-breasts/story-fn3dxity-125824775019)

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77793/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/1+Sports+Minister+Kate+Ellis.gif



"All of the data that we have received from law enforcement and sexual assault referral centres indicates that pedophiles, for the most part, tend to offend against people who are small breasted, or even absent breasts altogether," Ms Ellis said.



Absent breasts???
Help i have absent breasts the pedo's are after me

Maxo
29-01-2010, 11:28 AM
Next think they'll ban small penis from the internet.

PSB will become a desolate shell...


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:lol:

Sonik
29-01-2010, 11:32 AM
so does that mean shaved girls are out too? Whats next, mandatory wrinkles?
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goof
29-01-2010, 11:33 AM
So 16 year olds with big boobies are fair game 'cause they look older?

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 11:33 AM
Kate Ellis is just gloating because she has a fantastic rack!
I'd make sport and recreation with her

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29-01-2010, 11:35 AM
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dr00
29-01-2010, 11:46 AM
i wonder why the opposition havent yet jumped on this issue. surely this and the NBN are the juiciest pieces of low hanging fruit a politician could hope for.

The Saint
29-01-2010, 11:48 AM
Kate Ellis has a nice couple of pieces of juicy low-hanging fruit.

Captain Starfish
29-01-2010, 11:50 AM
i wonder why the opposition havent yet jumped on this issue. surely this and the NBN are the juiciest pieces of low hanging fruit a politician could hope for.

Coz if they do it's too easy for the gubmint to point the finger at them as promoters of pedophilia.

Fuck it, I'm giving my kids breast implants and taking them to Ashley Martin now so they be safe.

browncow
29-01-2010, 12:11 PM
Agreed with Goof...

Gonna go find me a 14 year old, give her some nice D cup fakeys and go to town on it....

Version2.0
29-01-2010, 12:17 PM
Agreed with Goof...

Gonna go find me a 14 year old, give her some nice D cup fakeys and go to town on it....

i know you are joking but that is sooooo wrong...:eek:

Nath
29-01-2010, 12:20 PM
i know you are joking but that is sooooo wrong...:eek:


Explain ?

All my sporting heroes seem to be doing it ?

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 12:23 PM
So then, could we say that the government should fund implants for kids so peds aren't interested in them anymore?

And should 18+ girls not so lucky in that department be able to go to the government for an implant grant so that they have the freedom to do as they wish????

Version2.0
29-01-2010, 12:23 PM
Explain ?

All my sporting heroes seem to be doing it ?

if all your sporting hereos are hooking up with 14 year olds or the likes of young children, you have some major issues. perhaps get some new idols.
:)

The Saint
29-01-2010, 12:25 PM
So then, could we say that the government should fund implants for kids so peds aren't interested in them anymore?

And should 18+ girls not so lucky in that department be able to go to the government for an implant grant so that they have the freedom to do as they wish????*cough*

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/f20/australian-classification-board-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation-100510/#post1775262

Ultimately funded by you, the taxpayer ... but hey, whatever sugar coats the pill

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 12:26 PM
*cough*

Ultimately funded by you, the taxpayer ... but hey, whatever sugar coats the pill

Damn, i cant argue that one Saint !!!!

Satan1
29-01-2010, 12:26 PM
if all your sporting hereos are hooking up with 14 year olds or the likes of young children you follow rugby league
:)

Taylor
29-01-2010, 12:27 PM
I'm looking forward to the measuring chart ala the Fisheries Dept minimum catch ruler.

The Saint
29-01-2010, 12:28 PM
if all your sporting hereos are hooking up with 14 year olds or the likes of young children, you're a hirsute National Socialist

Version2.0
29-01-2010, 12:30 PM
just to clarify something, i did not type the whole "rugby" thing...

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29-01-2010, 12:31 PM
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The Saint
29-01-2010, 12:34 PM
Apparently the Australian Government has appointed special officers of the Commonwealth to conduct the assessments:

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77799/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/lucas2.jpghttp://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77800/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/bennyhill.jpghttp://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77801/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/Ooh.jpg

The Saint
29-01-2010, 12:40 PM
on a serious note they should look at censoring the Kmart, Target and BigW catalogues as the young children have a face full of make up. It is wrong. Children can't be children any more. That my friends is a paedophiles weekly fix and it is for free....So you want "them" to censor a department store catalogue not because it's offensive to me ...

... and not because it's offensive to you ...

... and not because it's offensive to the reasonable person ...

... but because some pedophile in the privacy of his own home chucks his muck over a picture of a kid wearing a bit of lippy?

Kneejerk much?

Satan1
29-01-2010, 12:42 PM
So you want "them" to censor a department store catalogue not because it's offensive to me ...

... and not because it's offensive to you ...

... and not because it's offensive to the reasonable person ...

... but because some pedophile in the privacy of his own home chucks his muck over a picture of a kid wearing a bit of lippy?

Kneejerk much?
No, the problem is they get it for FREE! :mad:

The Saint
29-01-2010, 12:44 PM
Hmm ... I think I've just identified a niche market

PM me Shane, I've got a business proposition for ya

Satan1
29-01-2010, 12:46 PM
Hmm ... I think I've just identified a niche market

PM me Shane, I've got a business proposition for ya
Just because I have small tits doesn't mean I would let you photograph them :beee:

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29-01-2010, 12:56 PM
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Scrap
29-01-2010, 01:02 PM
Spot on Satan 1.

Now I would love to stay and chat but I must take my wrinkled free face, tiny boobs and doe eyes off to the beautician to complete the child like features I have and to make a paedophiles day...:lol:

Photos, or it didn't happen

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 01:05 PM
If I have a manboob reduction, will that mean I get more action?

richie_b
29-01-2010, 01:07 PM
quite the opposite big boy *wink*

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29-01-2010, 01:07 PM
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richie_b
29-01-2010, 01:08 PM
it wasnt a joke.

malenko
29-01-2010, 01:27 PM
this is so stupid, people complain that there are too many porn stars with large fake tits as it is and that they want more natural chicks so young women dont get image issues... And then they ban the natural girls... I love this government
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Jamathi
29-01-2010, 02:04 PM
Spot on Satan 1.

Now I would love to stay and chat but I must take my wrinkled free face, tiny boobs and doe eyes off to the beautician to complete the child like features I have and to make a paedophiles day...:lol:
I hazz Digit clickerdy clikerdy, plennie of time willing to travel and post picatorials on heroozz!
So howzz about it bouncybouncy, your or my castle?:D

P.S. Kate Ellis izz an ugly whoofer!

browncow
29-01-2010, 02:09 PM
When did Mrs Slocombe get into Parliament?

Sonik
29-01-2010, 02:14 PM
Spot on Satan 1.

Now I would love to stay and chat but I must take my wrinkled free face, tiny boobs and doe eyes off to the beautician to complete the child like features I have and to make a paedophiles day...:lol:

do you have a partner BouncyCastle? if so i would like to report them to the authorities, clearly they are dirty kiddie fiddling scum for finding you attractive.

Anyway, why dont we just shortcut this whole drawn out process and force females of all ages to wear full length non form fitting robes? surely this will stop all forms of sex offences... after all, if a woman gets raped it was he own fault for revealing too much or leading him on, amirite?
/sarcasm

browncow
29-01-2010, 02:23 PM
Was thinking at lunch that we need a Chaser style expose.
Go to randoms in the city with ibt (underage or not) and ask them to insert fake breast supplement down their top to comply with ACB regulations. Maybe get shane to print on some polo's a big ACB logo....

Laika
29-01-2010, 02:55 PM
I have smallish boobs b cup (way to much info for you all) and let me tell you i will not be putting my hands up for a boob job, no thank you.

:good:

Sadly girls with your attitude are getting harder to find.

Taylor
29-01-2010, 03:02 PM
Women are insecure, women are sometimes wealthy and women are occasionally shallow.

When those three align just right, you get breast "enhancement".

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 03:08 PM
Women are insecure, women are sometimes wealthy and women are occasionally shallow.

When those three align just right, you get breast "enhancement".

Feminists would argue that it is men that make women feel the need to have such procedures done .....

Don't shoot, im not a feminist . *ducks for cover*

$4000 to go from A cup to D cup. And this includes 2 weeks accommodation.... Not that expensive really.

Taylor
29-01-2010, 03:13 PM
Feminists would argue that it is men that make women feel the need to have such procedures done .....

Don't shoot, im not a feminist . *ducks for cover*

$4000 to go from A cup to D cup. And this includes 2 weeks accommodation.... Not that expensive really.

I hate to be a pedant, but is that South-East Asia rates?

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 03:15 PM
Yeah it is.....but i have 3 mates with boob jobs. 1 got hers done in asia for a 3rd of the price, and it is a much better job then the 2 that got it done here..... You cant even really make out the scars.

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 03:16 PM
I hate to be a pederast, but that is South-East Asia

Men really aren't that picky.

We just want a woman who will laugh at his stupidity, smells nice, likes sex and occasionally cooks

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 03:18 PM
Men really aren't that picky.

We just want a woman who will laugh at his stupidity, smells nice, likes sex and occasionally cooks

lol we always laugh at mens stupidity dont we? Buy them perfume for xmas/birthdays.... make the right offers and she'll like sex....all else fails send her to cooking classes :D

Taylor
29-01-2010, 03:18 PM
Yeah it is.....but i have 3 mates with boob jobs. 1 got hers done in asia for a 3rd of the price, and it is a much better job then the 2 that got it done here..... You cant even really make out the scars.

How's the feel compare?

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 03:20 PM
How's the feel compare?

Cant believe im answering this one ...... Aussie job to asian, feel the same ..... i think we all know boob job to natural there is a difference

The Saint
29-01-2010, 03:26 PM
(no sex tour)

Taylor
29-01-2010, 03:27 PM
Cant believe im answering this one ...... Aussie job to asian, feel the same ..... i think we all know boob job to natural there is a difference

And they symmetry?

browncow
29-01-2010, 03:28 PM
This is a genuine question, and I'm not after spank bank material, but do you have a before/after comparison picture?

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 03:45 PM
And they symmetry?

Look fantastic and well even....


This is a genuine question, and I'm not after spank bank material, but do you have a before/after comparison picture?

Cant help you with this one. Only have after pics..... heaps on the internet for comparison

browncow
29-01-2010, 03:46 PM
No biggie.
Was purely curious.

Murley
29-01-2010, 03:49 PM
Cant help you with this one. Only have after pics..... heaps on the internet for comparison

This is all that will be allowed on the internet, soon...

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 03:49 PM
:rofl:
so subtle...

polonY
29-01-2010, 03:52 PM
*cough*

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/f20/australian-classification-board-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation-100510/#post1775262

Ultimately funded by you, the taxpayer ... but hey, whatever sugar coats the pill

Hey, I'm happy to pay extra taxes if it means mandatory breast implants. The world would be a better place.

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29-01-2010, 03:55 PM
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Barfridge
29-01-2010, 03:56 PM
BoucyCastle: it's ok, they were making a joke, no insult intended.

Melkor
29-01-2010, 03:58 PM
Wow that is more than a little harsh Sonik. Not sure if you are insulting me...



.../sarcasm..

no he was attempting to be sarcastic.

Version2.0
29-01-2010, 04:02 PM
Honey, i think that i would be breaking the law if you and i hooked up. Just by your spelling i would say that perhaps you are still in pre-primary. Very kind of you but you are punching way above your weight :lol:





I hazz Digit clickerdy clikerdy, plennie of time willing to travel and post picatorials on heroozz!
So howzz about it bouncybouncy, your or my castle?:D

P.S. Kate Ellis izz an ugly whoofer!

Laika
29-01-2010, 04:03 PM
Hey, I'm happy to pay extra taxes if it means mandatory breast implants. The world would be a better place.

A better place if your into tits that look like over full udders and dont mind paying even more taxes for all the back problems that will start showing up in a few years :D

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29-01-2010, 04:03 PM
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Barfridge
29-01-2010, 04:04 PM
Not much said about female ejaculation?

Of course it's not that common, it occurs during female orgasm (a myth) after stimulation of the g-spot (another myth).

I just like that the government thinks it's abhorrent. I had a girlfriend once who was more of a gusher, it was annoying having to change the sheets daily.

Taylor
29-01-2010, 04:05 PM
Wow that is more than a little harsh Sonik. Not sure if you are insulting me... No i don't have a current boyfriend and they have never complained that i look younger than my age as they know that it all comes from looking after myself and they all know i am all woman!

You've just fallen backwards onto the underlying theme of this thread.

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29-01-2010, 04:06 PM
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Taylor
29-01-2010, 04:07 PM
Not much said about female ejaculation?

Of course it's not that common, it occurs during female orgasm (a myth) after stimulation of the g-spot (another myth).

I just like that the government thinks it's abhorrent. I had a girlfriend once who was more of a gusher, it was annoying having to change the sheets daily.

Any girls here enjoy shower sex?

Corelation is intense! Inuendo.

Desmo
29-01-2010, 04:09 PM
We were chatting last night, about where the cutoff would be?

Is a B cup still too small?

This obviously means Keria Knightley will never again be coming to this country.


So mags that market themselves as featuring 18 year old adults (ie. of legal age of consent) are still banned? So why have an age of consent set at 18 if women who look 18 are somehow bad?

The age of consent isn't 18 though, it's 16.

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29-01-2010, 04:09 PM
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Barfridge
29-01-2010, 04:10 PM
I like putting it innherendo in the shower

/The Todd hi-5

Laika
29-01-2010, 04:10 PM
Honey, i think that i would be breaking the law if you and i hooked up. Just by your spelling i would say that perhaps you are still in pre-primary. Very kind of you but you are punching way above your weight :lol:

:lol: hahahaha

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 04:11 PM
The age of consent isn't 18 though, it's 16.

Not for porn, only for sex, and if I recall only if the other partner is under a certain age as well.

Desmo
29-01-2010, 04:15 PM
I agree, not for porn, but yes for sex, I can't remember what the correct term is though for old enough to be in porn :p
Believe it or not, there is no caveat on the age of consent, it is legally acceptable foe a 16 year old and a 50 year old (of the opposite sex) to have sex.

Taylor
29-01-2010, 04:17 PM
I wouldn't be surprised to see the age of consent raised to match these new "minimum development" for shagging laws.

If it wasn't for all the cigarettes, some of the ballerinas I know would never get any nudie work.

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 04:18 PM
He just can't take pics to show his mates down at the bowling cub

Laika
29-01-2010, 04:25 PM
Not much said about female ejaculation?

Of course it's not that common, it occurs during female orgasm (a myth) after stimulation of the g-spot (another myth).

I just like that the government thinks it's abhorrent. I had a girlfriend once who was more of a gusher, it was annoying having to change the sheets daily.

Maybe a country wide list of small breasted abhorrent women should be compiled... you know, to save unsuspecting men from getting involved with these types on the edge of the law... I do dislike data entry type jobs but I could make an exception :D

malenko
29-01-2010, 04:30 PM
I like where these arguments come from though. No female ejaculation, cos its like weeing on some one, and that is just icky, so that is banned.

And pedophiles like children, children have small to no breasts, so we will ban all porn with women who have small breasts.... I also heard that pedophiles liked hamburgers, so they will have to go too, and mini vans, and they also live in houses, so lets get rid of them too.

The Saint
29-01-2010, 04:34 PM
Believe it or not, there is no caveat on the age of consent, it is legally acceptable foe a 16 year old and a 50 year old (of the opposite sex) to have sex.Not quite

Discussed here: http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/f20/ok-nail-16-year-old-91781/3

And here: http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/f20/tattoist-avoids-jail-sexual-assault-86159/2#post1478120

Desmo
29-01-2010, 04:39 PM
Either way, I digress and the age of consent doesn't really apply here.
If some straight laced, frigid prude of a Christian bigot wants to tell me that it is illegal for me to view pictures of legal, consenting adults just due to their body type then the world is a tremendously sad place indeed.
I like tittie, all sorts.
Large, small. As long as they are relatively firm and shapely, I'm a happy man. Meatsacks however GTFO.
So what shall we do? Australia is far too apathetic as a people to do anything other than whinge and bleat about it, no direct action will ever be taken. And those that will fight either do and get nowhere due to no support or don't even bother for the same reason.
I think the major problem is that people never see these "thin end of the wedge" erosion of perceived rights as a whole thing, they fail to see the bigger picture.
Hoon laws, property seizure laws, the right to view and display art (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Henson), the net filter or these new inclusions which are themselves a prime example of the inclusion of a new piece of legislation, and then it's uses to incriminate and criminalise completely innocent people.
Soon it will be illegal for a man to possess an image of his impish, petite, A cupped 32 year old wife because it is "depicting the image of a minor"


And since when was female ejaculate piss? I for one, wouldn't let a woman piss on my face.

Desmo
29-01-2010, 04:44 PM
Not quite

Yeah mate, and the age of consent, at least here in WA is 16.
It is legal to have sex at 16, with a 16 year old, if you are 16 or 100.
Please find me anything that states that there is a caveat on the age of consent.

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 04:46 PM
[QUOTE=barfridge;1775806]Of course it's not that common, it occurs during female orgasm (a myth) after stimulation of the g-spot (another myth).
QUOTE]

You doing it right ?????

Nod
29-01-2010, 04:52 PM
I think these rules are needed. The fact is a lot of people push the boundaries on all laws. Just like the banning of alcohol at the fireworks, it had to be done as in the past too many yobbos would roll up with way too much piss and make arseholes of themselves. By banning alcohol, most people either complied with the ban or just had a "secret squirrel" drink when the coast was clear. This is what the law was designed to do and it worked.
The porn industry is now pushing the boundaries of common decency by sourcing very young looking girls for movies. While we can argue that they are old enough, the fact is that just like fashion, our tastes in sex can be influenced by the media we watch. With the fashion now to be fully shaved and brutally rooted in every hole I can understand the censors concern.
Bring back the 70's and 80's porn where the actresses looked like women, not kids and inflated dolls.

rgvlee
29-01-2010, 04:54 PM
Honey, i think that i would be breaking the law if you and i hooked up. Just by your spelling i would say that perhaps you are still in pre-primary. Very kind of you but you are punching way above your weight :lol:

Ha, snap.

Don't worry, he only hits on pilbara princesses.

Goofy
29-01-2010, 04:54 PM
The porn industry is now pushing the boundaries of common decency by sourcing very young looking girls for movies. While we can argue that they are old enough, the fact is that just like fashion, our tastes in sex can be influenced by the media we watch. With the fashion now to be fully shaved and brutally rooted in every hole I can understand the censors concern.
Bring back the 70's and 80's porn where the actresses looked like women, not kids and inflated dolls.

Says the man with the Hentai avatar

jules_1972
29-01-2010, 04:54 PM
I think these rules are needed. The fact is a lot of people push the boundaries on all laws. Just like the banning of alcohol at the fireworks, it had to be done as in the past too many yobbos would roll up with way too much piss and make arseholes of themselves. By banning alcohol, most people either complied with the ban or just had a "secret squirrel" drink when the coast was clear. This is what the law was designed to do and it worked.
The porn industry is now pushing the boundaries of common decency by sourcing very young looking girls for movies. While we can argue that they are old enough, the fact is that just like fashion, our tastes in sex can be influenced by the media we watch. With the fashion now to be fully shaved and brutally rooted in every hole I can understand the censors concern.
Bring back the 70's and 80's porn where the actresses looked like women, not kids and inflated dolls.


Oh Oh!!

Stalin lives??

Desmo
29-01-2010, 04:56 PM
I think these rules are needed. The fact is a lot of people push the boundaries on all laws. Just like the banning of alcohol at the fireworks, it had to be done as in the past too many yobbos would roll up with way too much piss and make arseholes of themselves. By banning alcohol, most people either complied with the ban or just had a "secret squirrel" drink when the coast was clear. This is what the law was designed to do and it worked.
The porn industry is now pushing the boundaries of common decency by sourcing very young looking girls for movies. While we can argue that they are old enough, the fact is that just like fashion, our tastes in sex can be influenced by the media we watch. With the fashion now to be fully shaved and brutally rooted in every hole I can understand the censors concern.
Bring back the 70's and 80's porn where the actresses looked like women, not kids and inflated dolls.
http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/avatars/20777.gif?dateline=1264220636

Really?
Your opinion doesn't hold a lot of weight right now.


EDIT: Beaten by Jon.

The Saint
29-01-2010, 04:57 PM
The porn industry is now pushing the boundaries of common decency by sourcing very young looking girls for movies.So you're suggesting a 50-year old woman taking two cocks in her arse while a 25-year-old woman urinates into her open mouth is well within the boundaries of common decency?

It's the sourcing of "young" looking actresses that makes it indecent?

The Saint
29-01-2010, 04:58 PM
Fucking hell, like seagulls on a loose chip :lol:

Good luck Nod

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 05:01 PM
I think these rules are needed. The fact is a lot of people push the boundaries on all laws. Just like the banning of alcohol at the fireworks, it had to be done as in the past too many yobbos would roll up with way too much piss and make arseholes of themselves. By banning alcohol, most people either complied with the ban or just had a "secret squirrel" drink when the coast was clear. This is what the law was designed to do and it worked.
The porn industry is now pushing the boundaries of common decency by sourcing very young looking girls for movies. While we can argue that they are old enough, the fact is that just like fashion, our tastes in sex can be influenced by the media we watch. With the fashion now to be fully shaved and brutally rooted in every hole I can understand the censors concern.
Bring back the 70's and 80's porn where the actresses looked like women, not kids and inflated dolls.

I could not disagree with you any more strongly. How dare you try to tell me what consenting adults can and cannot do. It doesn't matter what they look like, or what size tits they have, it's none of your business for starters, and even if it was you are completely arse-about backwards.

You do not punish the majority for the acts of the few. To use your example, ban drunken yobbos from the skyshow, don't ban responsible adults from having a quiet beer.

This isn't about 'fashion' (wtf???).

Desmo
29-01-2010, 05:02 PM
I think these rules are needed. The fact is a lot of people push the boundaries on all laws. Just like the banning of alcohol at the fireworks, it had to be done as in the past too many yobbos would roll up with way too much piss and make arseholes of themselves. By banning alcohol, most people either complied with the ban or just had a "secret squirrel" drink when the coast was clear. This is what the law was designed to do and it worked.
The porn industry is now pushing the boundaries of common decency by sourcing very young looking girls for movies. While we can argue that they are old enough, the fact is that just like fashion, our tastes in sex can be influenced by the media we watch. With the fashion now to be fully shaved and brutally rooted in every hole I can understand the censors concern.
Bring back the 70's and 80's porn where the actresses looked like women, not kids and inflated dolls.

Age disparity in sexual relationships - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships)

You do also realise that in every other available life form on this planet, that mating with the youngest most fertile of the opposite sex is the key to strong, healthy offspring and the future of the species, right?
It's a natural thing to find younger women attractive, they are ideal mates.
The same reason women love rich men, because they offer a good, stable future for their kids.
It's not their fault they are after you for money.

malenko
29-01-2010, 05:07 PM
The porn industry is now pushing the boundaries of common decency by sourcing very young looking girls for movies. While we can argue that they are old enough, the fact is that just like fashion, our tastes in sex can be influenced by the media we watch. With the fashion now to be fully shaved and brutally rooted in every hole I can understand the censors concern.
Bring back the 70's and 80's porn where the actresses looked like women, not kids and inflated dolls.

The thing is, that the law says they have to be 18, if the actress is 18 then it doesn't matter what they look like, you are now going from an argument with a solid backing with the law to a flimsy backing of taste.

Its absolutely fine for you not to find a fully shaved girl attractive, its fine for you not find the brutality in the sex to your liking. But you cant say other people aren't allowed to enjoy things like that is just crazy.

In my opinion if it is legal to do in your house, then it should be legal to video it and sell it. As far as I am aware you cant be arrested or charged for engaging in urination activities with your partner in your house. You cant be charged for having your wife take a dump on your chest either, now whilst I don't find those two particular things sexy or erotic, I am not going to tell some one else that they shouldn't be allowed to do that because I find it disgusting.

It comes down to the "if you don't like it don't watch it" argument. Its kind of the same as people who complain about too much swearing on tv shows, if you have small children and you don't like the language in the show or movie.... don't fucking watch it. Its the same with the sex industry, you don't like bondage? don't watch it, you don't like abnormally massive jugs sported by fat chicks who claim that they are "too much woman for men to handle"? don't watch them, but you sure as fuck wont be telling me what I can and cant enjoy.

Laika
29-01-2010, 05:16 PM
So you're suggesting a 50-year old woman taking two cocks in her arse while a 25-year-old woman urinates into her open mouth is well within the boundaries of common decency?

It's the sourcing of "young" looking actresses that makes it indecent?

Hahaha.. snap! ..saves me typing something the same.



Fucking hell, like seagulls on a loose chip :lol:

Good luck Nod

:D

Nod
29-01-2010, 05:17 PM
Says the man with the Hentai avatar

OOPs! I got caught out there didn't I:lol:

Back to raping young girls with giant tenticles for me:D

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 05:18 PM
We were meant to wait until we were 18 ??? Oh dear could have sworn it was 16

browncow
29-01-2010, 05:24 PM
♥ this thread.

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Nod
29-01-2010, 05:24 PM
I could not disagree with you any more strongly. How dare you try to tell me what consenting adults can and cannot do. It doesn't matter what they look like, or what size tits they have, it's none of your business for starters, and even if it was you are completely arse-about backwards.

You do not punish the majority for the acts of the few. To use your example, ban drunken yobbos from the skyshow, don't ban responsible adults from having a quiet beer.

This isn't about 'fashion' (wtf???).

My point is that the alcohol bans dont stop people drinking, but it does stop people believing its their given right to get as drunk and as obnoxious as they like at a public event. The law gives the cops the power to be proactive with troublemakers. Same with the laws being touted here, it wont stop the industry sourcing young girls but it will give the censors the power to say enough is enough when they are made up to look younger.

darth lefty
29-01-2010, 05:29 PM
My point is that the alcohol bans dont stop people drinking, but it does stop people believing its their given right to get as drunk and as obnoxious as they like at a public event. The law gives the cops the power to be proactive with troublemakers. Same with the laws being touted here, it wont stop the industry sourcing young girls but it will give the censors the power to say enough is enough when they are made up to look younger.

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77820/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/trollfish.jpg

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77821/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/caribbean-reef-feeding-frenzy.jpg

malenko
29-01-2010, 05:29 PM
My point is that the alcohol bans dont stop people drinking.

Must be a bad law then yeah?

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 05:35 PM
Paedophilia does not exist when all participants are adults. If my girlfriend wants to dress in a school uniform and I play the headmaster, who is getting hurt? You seem to be assuming that if I do that, somehow I will then go out chasing young girls? That's insulting and completely without basis or correlation to reality.

There are existing laws prevent the industry sourcing young girls, they are quite strict and clearly defined. I fully agree with them, exploitation of children is a terrible thing. But once you hit 18, you should be able to do whatever you want, as long as you cause no harm to anybody else.

You're throwing around the word "pro-active" quite a lot. We are free adults, we have the right to the presumption of innocence and to lead our lives as we see fit.
Your pro-active stance strips away this, and imposes your morality on others. Pre-emptively punishing people for a crime not yet committed is abhorrent, and against everything I stand for.

You don't have to like it, everyone has different tastes. And exactly because of this, we cannot and should not impose our values on other people.

Nod
29-01-2010, 05:36 PM
http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77820/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/trollfish.jpg

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77821/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/caribbean-reef-feeding-frenzy.jpg

Well I have to do something to entertain myself... still stuck at work till 7:(

browncow
29-01-2010, 05:42 PM
I genuinely laughed out loud at that Cam.

Well played.

Laika
29-01-2010, 05:47 PM
Paedophilia does not exist when all participants are adults. If my girlfriend wants to dress in a school uniform and I play the headmaster, who is getting hurt? You seem to be assuming that if I do that, somehow I will then go out chasing young girls? That's insulting and completely without basis or correlation to reality.

There are existing laws prevent the industry sourcing young girls, they are quite strict and clearly defined. I fully agree with them, exploitation of children is a terrible thing. But once you hit 18, you should be able to do whatever you want, as long as you cause no harm to anybody else.

You're throwing around the word "pro-active" quite a lot. We are free adults, we have the right to the presumption of innocence and to lead our lives as we see fit.
Your pro-active stance strips away this, and imposes your morality on others. Pre-emptively punishing people for a crime not yet committed is abhorrent, and against everything I stand for.

You don't have to like it, everyone has different tastes. And exactly because of this, we cannot and should not impose our values on other people.

I agree with this 100% ... Very well put BF

Sonik
29-01-2010, 05:51 PM
Sorry if i offended you bouncycastle, it wasnt my intent. I was merely pointing out the stupidity of such thinking, by their logic if you are seeing someone who looks a little young regardless of age then you must be a criminal.
Where will it end after that? do we ban K-mart from advertising with child models? I saw a child on Sesame street, could some sicko be getting off on it? Should we stop children from going to the beach or public pools? Or should we just cover them completely beyond recognition?

This kind of knee-jerk response to everything is whats wrong with this country... well thats my opinion anyway :)

browncow
29-01-2010, 05:53 PM
Exactly BF:

Say I enjoy simulated rape porn.
Doesn't mean I'm going to go and rape a chick.

darth lefty
29-01-2010, 05:57 PM
Exactly BF:

Say I enjoy simulated rape porn.
Doesn't mean I'm going to go and rape a chick.

But it doesn't mean that you don't have rape fantasies.

Sonik
29-01-2010, 06:08 PM
+1 to what Barfridge and Malenko said... couldnt agree more

:popcorn:

Nod
29-01-2010, 06:09 PM
I only used the term Pro-active once....but otherwise yeah I suppose your right. "we cannot and should not impose our values on other people." I agree with this but dont see it happening.
I guess I'm just frustrated that the porn industry is going in one direction and there it just not a lot available in the Hairy women in Burka's niche, but with these new laws....

Desmo
29-01-2010, 06:10 PM
It's not the porn industry going in that direction.
It's simple supply and demand, they are just providing the product.

Captain Starfish
29-01-2010, 06:11 PM
But it doesn't mean that you don't have rape fantasies.

How is having rape fantasies not normal a problem, though?

Weird shit in your mind is one thing, and fairly normal. It only becomes a problem when we cross the line between imagination and real life, and we affect "innocent" bystanders in the crossing of that line.

Back to my daydreams now...

darth lefty
29-01-2010, 06:13 PM
I didn't say that it was a problem or even abnormal though, Starfish...

Laika
29-01-2010, 06:14 PM
.... not a lot available in the Hairy women in Burka's niche, but with these new laws....

Don't forget they will be non squirter's with big tits as well :D

Nod
29-01-2010, 06:14 PM
Exactly BF:

Say I enjoy simulated rape porn.
Doesn't mean I'm going to go and rape a chick.

You might if you had tenticles, its just not the same without tenticles.

The Saint
29-01-2010, 06:17 PM
we cannot and should not impose our values on other people.Well ... yes we can, and yes we should.

Hence laws prohibiting murder, rape, assault, stealing, sexual interference with children etc.

Our values suggest those things are abhorrent to us, and we impose those values on others through those laws.

Sonik
29-01-2010, 06:20 PM
You might if you had tenticles, its just not the same without tenticles.

:rofl:

Barfridge
29-01-2010, 06:21 PM
Saintypoo: but via the courts, and only when an actual offence has been committed. Not via some draconian thoughtcrime arrangement

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Desmo
29-01-2010, 06:52 PM
Why are you called "BouncyCastle" then?

The Saint
29-01-2010, 07:33 PM
.

Sonik
29-01-2010, 08:00 PM
o_O
wtf is that all about?

inb4 whiteknight

Nod
29-01-2010, 08:43 PM
Well ... yes we can, and yes we should.

Hence laws prohibiting murder, rape, assault, stealing, sexual interference with children etc.

Our values suggest those things are abhorrent to us, and we impose those values on others through those laws.

So are you suggesting they should ban Hentai Porn then.

I'm so confused.... lonley and confused....

:suicide:

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The Saint
29-01-2010, 08:57 PM
It wasn't that bad, it just noted that bouncy castles were generally cheap plastic things that were overpriced :P

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The Saint
29-01-2010, 09:09 PM
"Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me ...

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77864/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/mrs_robinson.jpg

... aren't you?"

Melchior
29-01-2010, 09:10 PM
Less leghumping, more female ejaculation.

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Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 09:17 PM
Was that addressed to me???? If so, if i was trying to seduce you i would not be doing it in a public forum where all can see. I would PM you and tell you exactly what i would like to do to you and not piss fart around with cute one-liners and winks :)

damn, no point getting the popcorn out if its going to be PM'd. :)

The Saint
29-01-2010, 09:18 PM
:whistling:

Time to wheel this one out again ...

YouTube - PSB chick welcome thread

Desmo
29-01-2010, 09:18 PM
Internets! Serious business!

malenko
29-01-2010, 09:23 PM
:whistling:

Time to wheel this one out again ...

YouTube - PSB chick welcome thread (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouPAulxeF3E)

I so wish we still had the rep buttons :P that was pretty awesome

The Saint
29-01-2010, 09:24 PM
Rep's just a circle jerk mate

MuNch
29-01-2010, 09:25 PM
lol i haven't seen that.

oh hai humpitty humpitty

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The Saint
29-01-2010, 09:28 PM
Do you take everything literally?

Sweetcheeks
29-01-2010, 09:30 PM
Ditty BouncyCastle, but damn funny.
Would say like normal the chick had a better vocabulary then men..... but The Saint always seems to have something to say .....

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Desmo
29-01-2010, 09:33 PM
No, do you!

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The Saint
29-01-2010, 09:34 PM
Wow, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.


omg, how can you cut an intangible concept like sexual tension with a knife? Knives can only cut tangible objects like string or Edam, you big silly

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The Saint
29-01-2010, 09:51 PM
:cray:

browncow
30-01-2010, 12:19 AM
Ian:

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77870/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/500x_the_stig_loch_ness.jpg

darth lefty
30-01-2010, 12:23 AM
That looks like Ian is before an aggregation of Scottish female ejaculate.

The Saint
30-01-2010, 12:26 AM
Oi

Show some friendship and manners, lefty

darth lefty
30-01-2010, 12:30 AM
Sorry, I'm in awe of our imaginary soon to be censored lady killer.

T-Rex
30-01-2010, 01:26 AM
What is wrong with people who have somewhat paedophile tendencies (finding young looking woman alluring) viewing adults in consenting pornographic videos based on young looks? They are dealing with their desires in a non damaging way.

PS, my gf is an A cup... My gigiddy gigiddy time is banned porn level byatches

ranmar850
30-01-2010, 06:49 AM
You might if you had tenticles, its just not the same without tenticles.

Standards, people!

tentacles , with an A--where's Cit D when you need him?

Nod
30-01-2010, 07:14 AM
Standards, people!

tentacles , with an A--where's Cit D when you need him?

Hmmm true...but when they are against animes I like to spell it like testicles;)

Jamathi
30-01-2010, 07:42 AM
tread lacks pics of hot small soon to be discriminated and branded "pheado" bodies.
Out of my small breasted collection (only one to have!)
http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/77875/Australian-Classification-Board-bans-small-breasts-and-female-ejaculation/Hotbod.jpg

Revelations
30-01-2010, 09:30 AM
small boobs attached to owners like above, is very much acceptable.

I cant really comment on this thread. My misses started the partner rack thread, and i have been massaging double D's for yonks, but now they wont belong to me but the evil spawn that dwells within the vessel.

Nath
30-01-2010, 09:34 AM
So what your saying is your Mrs now has epic preggo boobies and you still won't share them with us.

For shame.

Deborah
30-01-2010, 09:36 AM
What IS that thing on the inside her elbow? (the pic above, not Rev's missus)

The Saint
30-01-2010, 09:36 AM
Sounded from your tone like some other bastard knocked her up ...

Is she Mary to your Joseph?

Desmo
30-01-2010, 09:37 AM
Track mark.


So what your saying is your Mrs now has epic preggo boobies and you still won't share them with us.

For shame.

And we all know how Nath can spot preggo titties BEFORE THE WOMAN EVEN KNOWS SHE'S PREGGO!

The Saint
30-01-2010, 09:37 AM
What IS that thing on the inside her elbow? She's just been vaccinated against polio.

Roger Explosion
30-01-2010, 09:54 AM
What's their stance on midget clown porn?

Deborah
30-01-2010, 10:19 AM
If the midget has a beard (and/or big tits), then that would be okay. Vaccinated you say... I don't like the sound of that...Vaccination is a part of childhood. That makes her appear more like a kid. Therefore the picture must be removed and the publisher killed.


…on a serious note they should look at censoring the Kmart, Target and BigW catalogues as the young children have a face full of make up. It is wrong. Children can't be children any more. That my friends is a paedophiles weekly fix and it is for free....It's not stylised, beauty-pageant or night-on-the town make-up. It's the same make up that all the male sports news presenters wear to make their skin-tone appear more "natural" under the light. If you really want to combat the early sexualisation of young girls (which I believe is a real problem), then vote with your dollars and refuse to buy things like Bratz dolls (slutz dolls), matching bra and undie sets for pre-school girls, t-shirts for four year old girls with diva-type bragging slogans, etc. Parents have a choice as to what their kids own and consume for the most part, so make the choices, and ask other parents what is suitable when buying presents for their kids. If I see my daughter imitating the latest Pussycat Dolls lapdance, I just turn off the TV or change channels. And shock-horror, from all appearances so far, she doesn't lead a deprived life or hate me.

And as for ladies in general, if you are repelled by the thought of infantalistic fantasies, you can actually refuse to adopt the appearance and behaviour of a pre-pubescent girl, accept that you are a fully grown adult, and insist that your partner does too. If he runs shrieking because he has spied a pube, then he probably needs more help than you can give. What the hell, I'll make a shocking confession: I like men, even to the point where I have been sexually involved, and the fact that my body is different to a childs has not acted as a deterrent. Mostly, that's been down to my personality, or lack thereof. Anyway, my point is, any woman who doesn't like the idea of waxing, but does it to get or keep a guy, has been duped, big time. So don't blame the fellas for that one.

this is so stupid, people complain that there are too many porn stars with large fake tits as it is and that they want more natural chicks so young women dont get image issues... And then they ban the natural girls... I love this government
Posted via Mobile DevicePeople have been complaining that porn actresses are generally too ample in the bosom? Serious? As for the word natural... This will sound like harping on (which it is, I guess :lol: ) and I don't know how far you got in human biology at school, but neck-down alopecia is natural for girls, not natural for women. Not that I agree with the ban, just being pedantic for the fun of it.

Taylor
30-01-2010, 10:27 AM
I'm not sure there is anything a mother can do to stop her daughter hating her from the age of 13 to when she moves out, sorry Deb.

Deborah
30-01-2010, 10:40 AM
Yeah, I have been told that, so many times... I'm just making the most of cherishing her next eight precious years of childhood. Then she'll spend her non-school hours in a purpose-built basement. Then I'll realease her out into the world, where she will have the rest of her life to be a total hussy, if that's her life's true calling. I know she'll thank me one day, it's a solid plan.

Desmo
30-01-2010, 10:43 AM
So how many of you women squirt AND have itty bitty titties?
Feel discriminated against yet?

Deborah
30-01-2010, 10:45 AM
Oh, yeah, in my rant, I forgot to ask: if squirting isn't urination or orgasm/g-spot, then what is it?

Please don't reply by video of GIF :lol:

Revelations
30-01-2010, 12:06 PM
Sounded from your tone like some other bastard knocked her up ...

Is she Mary to your Joseph?

haha, nah, preggo boobs arent the same. They are now feeding mechanisms, not play toys.


So what your saying is your Mrs now has epic preggo boobies and you still won't share them with us.

For shame.

want some action milk shots when the ol let down comes on?

Cbr1k
30-01-2010, 01:12 PM
I'd rather a kiddie fiddler go and watch fake kiddie porn as 18+ girls with small tits or manga. But now they dont have that option they'll be back out perving on real little girls.

Good work Kev.

Why oh why did I vote for this dickhead.

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ranmar850
30-01-2010, 01:47 PM
I'd rather a kiddie fiddler go and watch fake kiddie porn as 18+ girls with small tits or manga. But now they dont have that option they'll be back out perving on real little girls.

Good work Kev.

Why oh why did I vote for this dickhead.
You voted FOR him? thats a bigger crime tthan misspelling" tentacles":eek:

Stressfest
30-01-2010, 04:44 PM
Please don't reply by video of GIF :lol:

But...but :D

Cap'n James086
30-01-2010, 06:42 PM
Oh, yeah, in my rant, I forgot to ask: if squirting isn't urination or orgasm/g-spot, then what is it?

Please don't reply by video of GIF :lol:

Clicky! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation) Don't worry, it is safe for work, it's Wikipedia.

JG
03-02-2010, 03:54 PM
And as for ladies in general, if you are repelled by the thought of infantalistic fantasies, you can actually refuse to adopt the appearance and behaviour of a pre-pubescent girl, accept that you are a fully grown adult, and insist that your partner does too. If he runs shrieking because he has spied a pube, then he probably needs more help than you can give. What the hell, I'll make a shocking confession: I like men, even to the point where I have been sexually involved, and the fact that my body is different to a childs has not acted as a deterrent. Mostly, that's been down to my personality, or lack thereof. Anyway, my point is, any woman who doesn't like the idea of waxing, but does it to get or keep a guy, has been duped, big time. So don't blame the fellas for that one.


Most young girls/women these days have been duped big time then, luckily! ^_^

Deborah
03-02-2010, 04:57 PM
I disagree that it's most women (I'll leave the 'young girls' bit out, it sounds more sinister than I think you intended), and I didn't suggest that they've all been duped, but I'm certainly glad for you that it's fallen in your favour. ^_^

browncow
03-02-2010, 05:04 PM
Duped women are the best....

Deborah
03-02-2010, 05:05 PM
Doped women come in at a close second.

jpcw
03-02-2010, 05:32 PM
Hmm. Ban porn with small breasted women. What about this latest stupid show on Foxtel. Models not only with very small breast but also very short and very skinny with very little clothing and put in poses that are designed to make them look young?

R160
03-02-2010, 07:28 PM
What ever happened to luvvin big hairy muffs and tits in all shapes and sizes??

Honestly, the worlds becoming occupied by wooses who cant handle a decent fur burger anymore.

For shame you bunch of limp wristed homo's:taunt::fuck:

From Princess deb
"Oh, yeah, in my rant, I forgot to ask: if squirting isn't urination or orgasm/g-spot, then what is it? "

latest i heard on the news was the g spots a myth, which was probably decreeded by the same bunch of limp wristed homo researchers.
I remember a old GF suddenly discovered her's when i was pleasuring her as a young lad. she almost ripped my hand off at the wrist when she took control on my hand to speed up the manipulations :-O!!

God, that night behind the pond outside the art museum brings back fond memories
:eek:
:lol:

Emily
03-02-2010, 07:35 PM
What ever happened to luvvin big hairy muffs and tits in all shapes and sizes??

Honestly, the worlds becoming occupied by wooses who cant handle a decent fur burger anymore.

For shame you bunch of limp wristed homo's:taunt::fuck:

:lol::lol::lol:

The Saint
03-02-2010, 07:41 PM
That night behind the pond outside the art museum brings back fond memories of that night behind the pond outside the art museum? :confused:

I think you broke my brain again :(

Revelations
03-02-2010, 08:33 PM
too much muff, ts

Version2.0
04-02-2010, 07:23 AM
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Ferris
04-02-2010, 07:32 AM
er, BC, what's with leaving "..." in the last 3-4 threads you've visited? Retracting statements, or is postcount REALLY important to you?

Desmo
04-02-2010, 07:40 AM
Comes in to PSB. "I am a woman, let me flirt/show my cleavage/spew double entendres "I don't need to pick up here as I get plenty" etc etc, you know the story, people laugh and point, BC chucks a sad.

And emily, you're only laughing because you CBF trimming the furburger, right?

Ferris
04-02-2010, 08:06 AM
Wow, even the titsavatar she had up is gone. Sad.

browncow
04-02-2010, 08:10 AM
Bikeless PSG girls...

Eh. fuckit.

I imagine Em's probably more worried about Lit's bush what with all the dick she apparently sucks...

Version2.0
04-02-2010, 08:15 AM
[QUOTE=Desmogod;1784108]Comes in to PSB. "I am a woman, let me flirt/show my cleavage/spew double entendres "I don't need to pick up here as I get plenty" etc etc, you know the story, people laugh and point, BC chucks a sad.
QUOTE]

If you are the very same Desmogod that used to work at a pub in South Perth corner of Mends St and Mill Point Rd we used to work together. You were a nice person then. What happened?

You know what, fuck you Desmogod!

Version2.0
04-02-2010, 08:19 AM
Bikeless PSG girls...
Eh. fuckit.

I actully only just sold it thanks as i am relocating to the UK in a few months.

The Saint
04-02-2010, 08:20 AM
I'm with Ferris, why'd you substitute ellipses for all your posts?

Version2.0
04-02-2010, 08:38 AM
I'm with Ferris, why'd you substitute ellipses for all your posts?

Not all, just some of them and i accidently posted 1 or 2 as a reply to the threads i was editing. Sorry about that!

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Desmo
04-02-2010, 08:40 AM
Who are you? I'm still nice :)

The Saint
04-02-2010, 08:44 AM
No, I'm talking about the 22 (including 16 consecutive posts) that you deleted in this thread.

Ferris
04-02-2010, 09:02 AM
I think it's called "after wading hip deep into this discussion, I've now found myself in a tangle I'd rather not have gotten into, and now I'm trying to distance myself."

Or something along those lines. I remember a pretty uppity yank did the same thing after people called him out on his bullshit a few years ago. Look for him now and all you see is posts like bouncycastles.

edit: fuck, on topic. I like tits, irrespective of size.

Deborah
04-02-2010, 03:47 PM
That night behind the pond outside the art museum brings back fond memories of that night behind the pond outside the art museum? :confused:

I think you broke my brain again :(That's not the only thing he broke, by the looks of it.

It's obviously a Cleudo reference, my dear Sainty. I believe the full answer was Reverend Green and Miss Scarlet behind the pond outide the art museum with a candlestick.

Taylor
04-02-2010, 04:04 PM
Did you guys ask bouncycastles "where our relationship is going"?

Deborah
04-02-2010, 04:49 PM
That reminds me Taylor, we need to talk...

Taylor
04-02-2010, 10:52 PM
Wear me out then Deb.