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kel999
29-11-2012, 12:29 AM
''If they wanna come here and ride outside the law,we'll make no bones about it.we are here,we have the strategy and tactics to catch dangerous,.anti social motorcyclists''

00:30 sec as he is quoting this....wrong side of the road?:lol:

Marty MOOSE
29-11-2012, 06:30 AM
This post makes no sense...................

Arwon
29-11-2012, 06:42 AM
This post makes no sense...................


thats not how it works mate....

Lets speculate.....

maybe.... there was a news article in America that had a cop in it chasing a motorbike for a fender eliminator and he missed a woman pushing a pram on a freeway on the wrong side of the road, eating macdonalds and talking on his mobile to his mates wife who he was shagging when he was on night shift, and just happened to mention it on air....

kapyong
29-11-2012, 07:10 AM
Link to facetube fail?

Commander Keen
29-11-2012, 08:56 AM
I think he's talking about the rise in moped-based crime in and around the CBD.

Not that I'm looking at Barfridge ..

Barfridge
29-11-2012, 09:51 AM
l AM THE LAW!

And I dispense it 101cc at a time

Desmo
29-11-2012, 10:00 AM
I am Spartacus!

MADOGA
29-11-2012, 10:07 AM
there are at least 3 laws in this country
1 for the rich 1 for the poor and 1 for the natives,
and if some do gooders get their way we'll have a fourth, sharia law to keep that lot happy

Desmo
29-11-2012, 10:14 AM
Oh for crying out fucking loud.
Can we not have a thread without someone bringing Muslims into it and having a fucking cry?
What in the name of atheism has this thread got to do about Muslims or any religion?

Commander Keen
29-11-2012, 10:18 AM
Unions and hitler.

Now we have completed the unholy trinity we can move on.

Eugene
29-11-2012, 10:19 AM
Oh for crying out fucking loud.
Can we not have a thread without someone bringing Muslims into it and having a fucking cry?
What in the name of atheism has this thread got to do about Muslims or any religion?

Isn't this roughly how all religious arguments start?

Desmo
29-11-2012, 10:31 AM
I'm just fucking sick of people who have never been adversely affected by anything Muslim, jumping on the bigotwagon and spouting off anti-Muslim sentiment whenever they get a chance. Even when it's in a totally unrelated conversation.

MADOGA
29-11-2012, 10:47 AM
hitler.



bugger ! i was going to say that next

Barfridge
29-11-2012, 10:50 AM
I'm just fucking sick of people who have never been adversely affected by anything Muslim, jumping on the bigotwagon and spouting off anti-Muslim sentiment whenever they get a chance. Even when it's in a totally unrelated conversation.

I agree, let's just stick to useless pedantry about poor spelling and grammar.

shan
29-11-2012, 10:59 AM
its a fucking apostrophe
http://europenews.dk/files/German-Muslims-Offended-In-Wake-of-Muslim-Violence.png
Lern how to use it

Desmo
29-11-2012, 12:18 PM
I agree, let's just stick to useless pedantry about poor spelling and grammar.

Those are nice oranges, would you like to see my apples?

Para045
29-11-2012, 12:20 PM
Unions and hitler.

Now we have completed the unholy trinity we can move on.

What about Stalin and Mao Tse Tung? Yeah I think thread needs a link :rolleyes:

AZAZL
29-11-2012, 12:57 PM
What about Stalin and Mao Tse Tung? Yeah I think thread needs a link :rolleyes:

Pol Pot - Liberapedia (http://liberapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pol_Pot)

shan
29-11-2012, 01:09 PM
will rear sets make awsome wheelies esier
I am a bit of a noob and was thinking of getting blue ones lol

MADOGA
29-11-2012, 01:22 PM
will rear sets make awsome wheelies esier
I am a bit of a noob and was thinking of getting blue ones lol


You need the red ones for better wheelies

BusaSteve
29-11-2012, 01:27 PM
I like Muslims they make nice curries...wheelies on the other hand are dangerous to your health

Rich...
29-11-2012, 01:29 PM
I like Muslims they make nice currie...wheelies on the other hand are dangerous to your health

Oh nice...

Now we have cannibalism too...

shan
29-11-2012, 01:33 PM
Achmed rogan Josh to go thanks OH , and allahu akbar mate cheers

BusaSteve
29-11-2012, 01:33 PM
Yes....saw Huey cooking one up just now!mmmmmm

Satan1
29-11-2012, 01:45 PM
12 inches.

Commander Keen
29-11-2012, 02:07 PM
My yellow powerband is on the way out, if I install a red one will my wheelies attract more women?

Manyak
29-11-2012, 02:10 PM
My yellow powerband is on the way out, if I install a red one will my wheelies attract more women?

Incorrect - everyone knows yellow/red/brown/black powerbands don't work. Only the white ones actually work.

shan
29-11-2012, 02:13 PM
you must install them with the Koran
Amazon.com: The Koran (Penguin Classics) (9780140449204): Anonymous, N. J. Dawood: Books (http://www.amazon.com/Koran-Penguin-Classics/dp/0140449205)
or else the power is doomed to be average like an inferdel

andymac
29-11-2012, 02:18 PM
79933

devolved
29-11-2012, 02:25 PM
I'm thinking of buying a new bike - but can't decide if I should get a 600 or a 1000.

What other options are there?

http://humidhaney.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/24/2508.jpg

Rich...
29-11-2012, 02:27 PM
Just emailing that picture to a vet to see if that dog is overweight...

devolved
29-11-2012, 02:33 PM
That is a perfectly healthy (although a little hard of hearing) dog.

XSorXpire
29-11-2012, 02:36 PM
Just emailing that picture to a vet nurse to see if she will get her boobs out...


Not fixed. Just a wish...

shan
29-11-2012, 02:40 PM
That is a perfectly healthy (although a little hard of hearing) dog.

"WHAT"
I would eat it, sure

Arwon
29-11-2012, 02:48 PM
<------------------------- this thread went that way

Old frt
29-11-2012, 03:03 PM
&lt;------------------------- this thread went that way

Left handed threads have their uses too though.

They confuse the shit out of apprentices and noobs.

Petro(v)
29-11-2012, 03:15 PM
Old frt can you please pass me that left handed hammer?

Old frt
29-11-2012, 03:17 PM
Old frt can you please pass me that left handed hammer?

Durr, not falling for that one...

It's a mallet.

shmoo
29-11-2012, 03:28 PM
12 inches.

stop looking at other people in the gym showers.

BusaSteve
29-11-2012, 03:29 PM
Achmed just rang he wants five sets of the red ones...rearsets that is...not mallets

ps aren't they WMD's?

Commander Keen
29-11-2012, 03:46 PM
Please, Michaelangelo was clearly the best ninja turtle.

Stephan
29-11-2012, 03:49 PM
Thread needs poll....

Old frt
29-11-2012, 03:50 PM
Poll needs thread

Manyak
29-11-2012, 03:54 PM
Poll needs tits

non_quotidiun
29-11-2012, 05:34 PM
Poll needs tits

About 50% of poll cattle have teats, the other 50% probably have at least 12 inches.

rod
29-11-2012, 06:44 PM
Yes. Like the Queen, when she was meeting some of the athletes at the Olympics, asked one of them "I say, are you a pole vaulter", to which he replied, "nein, I am from Germany".

sprung
29-11-2012, 06:53 PM
I'm just fucking sick of people who have never been adversely affected by anything Muslim, jumping on the bigotwagon and spouting off anti-Muslim sentiment whenever they get a chance. Even when it's in a totally unrelated conversation.

In case people don't know, this is an otwagon. (I had to google it too) Sorry I couldn't find a picture of a big one. "Oil Tank" (OT) Wagon Group (http://www.pjv101.net/cd/pages/c198m.htm)

http://www.pjv101.net/cd/images/c198m.jpg

Desmo
29-11-2012, 07:14 PM
What about Stalin and Mao Tse Tung?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg/300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

Roger Explosion
29-11-2012, 07:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pEgFhBDlbU

Para045
29-11-2012, 08:16 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg/300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

Oh is that a picture of you "hardening the fuck up?" :lol:

rod
30-11-2012, 04:27 PM
http://www.pjv101.net/cd/images/c198m.jpg

Now that is a big otwagon.

Marty MOOSE
02-12-2012, 06:31 PM
Been away for a few days glad to see the thread makes sense now ...........................

agrid
02-12-2012, 07:03 PM
I like Muslims they make nice curries...wheelies on the other hand are dangerous to your health

Poles make the best Curies.

kel999
29-12-2012, 08:34 PM
Um arr!...Dont be mentioning Pole 'curies??


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Desmo
29-12-2012, 08:53 PM
I like Muslims they make nice curries...wheelies on the other hand are dangerous to your health

You do realise that the main religion of India is Hindu, right?

agrid
29-12-2012, 08:54 PM
You have received a Yellow Sticker at Perth Street Bikes.

Reason: insinuating racism
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insinuating racism is not tolerated either.
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This Yellow Sticker is worth 19 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Desmo
30-12-2012, 07:16 PM
Because of this post?


Poles make the best Curies.

You have to be fucking shitting me.

agrid
30-12-2012, 07:23 PM
Nah, it was for something lamer than that. Sorry for the confusion.

Fusion
30-12-2012, 09:01 PM
I am Spartacus!
bahaha YOU WISH :paladin:

Sum'random
30-12-2012, 09:24 PM
This thread..... wish i has not read it with such chest pains... laughing hurts so much