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Sventek
01-12-2012, 10:29 AM
http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/201211/news29/20121129-20ee.html


Lair of King Tongmyong's Unicorn Reconfirmed in DPRK

Pyongyang, November 29 (KCNA) -- Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).

The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).

Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:

"Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair.

The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.

The old book 'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam' (Revised Handbook of Korean Geography) complied in the 16th century wrote that there is a lair west of Pubyok Pavilion in Mt. Kumsu.

The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom."

chief wiggum
01-12-2012, 10:36 AM
wow. i feel that this justifies all of north korea's actions over the last 50 years. one must pull out all stops when it comes to protecting the unicorn's lair

Daise
01-12-2012, 11:42 AM
As much as I loooove archaeology, I'm trying to muster enthusiasm.

I assume the unicorn in question would probably be a heavily armoured horse?

(Unsure if unicorn or North Korean propaganda...)

Sventek
01-12-2012, 11:43 AM
A real unicorn, apparently. Propaganda at its best (or worst, depending on how you look at it).

Desmo
01-12-2012, 11:48 AM
A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair.
X marks the spot.

Sventek
01-12-2012, 11:50 AM
X marks the spot.

Yes, just as well that was there.

Daise
01-12-2012, 11:57 AM
A real unicorn, apparently. Propaganda at its best (or worst, depending on how you look at it).

I guess all mythical creatures have some sort of twisted truth to their origin. Mermaids and manatees, for example.

Sventek
01-12-2012, 12:03 PM
I guess all mythical creatures have some sort of twisted truth to their origin. Mermaids and manatees, for example.

For sure - I'm just calling bullshit on the whole North Korean story.

Desmo
01-12-2012, 12:05 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186xnl0cwalywjpg/xlarge.jpg

TRX
01-12-2012, 12:26 PM
http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/201211/news29/20121129-20ee.html

lol

if I try to access this page, it is blocked by the south Korean web filter.

"Blocked for illegal and harmful on the site: :"

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=79995&stc=1

79995

non_quotidiun
01-12-2012, 12:50 PM
It's been there 1200+ years with a sign saying "Unicorn's Lair" and they just discovered it ?

ReCon
01-12-2012, 01:00 PM
It really is easy to spot. Was located right next door to the Wests fiscal responsibility doctrine...

Sventek
01-12-2012, 01:42 PM
lol

if I try to access this page, it is blocked by the south Korean web filter.

"Blocked for illegal and harmful on the site: :"

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=79995&stc=1

79995

Has anyone knocked on your door yet?

Roger Explosion
01-12-2012, 01:46 PM
Holy shit. This website is godamn amazing.
The use of a Japanese domain is a nice touch.

Sventek
01-12-2012, 01:52 PM
Yeah, it's a fun read sometimes.

R160
01-12-2012, 08:29 PM
the sooner that nuke north korea and its entire population the better, fuck em............

Rich...
01-12-2012, 11:26 PM
the sooner that nuke north korea and its entire population the better, fuck em............
Are you insane?

What about the unicorn?

thro
01-12-2012, 11:52 PM
the sooner that nuke north korea and its entire population the better, fuck em............

You have that much faith in the western media, that you're willing to wipe out an entire country based on what the lying sacks of shit have told you?

Bukefal
02-12-2012, 12:19 AM
ahh shit, there is some dust on my clothes. luckily this tells me what to do about it:
The Chosun Ilbo (English Edition): Daily News from Korea - To dust off clothes (http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2012/11/30/2012113000400.html)

BikeRider
02-12-2012, 03:49 AM
And speed cameras save lives, which culture believes the biggest load of horse (Unicorn) shit, the challenge has been set.

kapyong
02-12-2012, 07:36 AM
You have that much faith in the western media, that you're willing to wipe out an entire country based on what the lying sacks of shit have told you?

Shit yes and I agree with you, North Korea are a lying pack of shits

EL BURITO
02-12-2012, 11:07 AM
Holy shit. This website is godamn amazing.
The use of a Japanese domain is a nice touch.

You can also look here for some in depth journalism Korean Central News Agency (http://www.kcna.kp/goHome.do?lang=eng)

Roger Explosion
02-12-2012, 11:14 AM
You can also look here for some in depth journalism Korean Central News Agency (http://www.kcna.kp/goHome.do?lang=eng)

Oh man, that's basically a state sanctioned version of this:
kim jong-un looking at things (http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/)

thro
02-12-2012, 12:40 PM
Shit yes and I agree with you, North Korea are a lying pack of shits

Yeah and there were WMDs in Iraq (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curveball_(informant)), too.


What we see in the west is filtered, just like in North Korea. The difference is that we've been conditioned to believe the shit our media tells us, and that only "bad" governments feed their citizens disinformation to get public support for shit they want to do.

The western media is just a lot more proficient at lying, that's all.

Daise
02-12-2012, 12:45 PM
Oh man, that's basically a state sanctioned version of this:
kim jong-un looking at things (http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/)

U.S. Imperialists and South Korean Lee Myun Bak Regime Should Not Act Reckless.

Roger Explosion
02-12-2012, 01:04 PM
My reaction to reading that site:
Hahahahahahahaha - Oh shit, that bits not funny :mellow:

thro
02-12-2012, 01:10 PM
Best bet is to read international media in addition to your own (e.g., RT, Al Jazeera) - and bear in mind each has their own agenda.

It's interesting to see the spin applied by different groups to the same story.

The truth is there somewhere in the middle.

GUE57
02-12-2012, 06:12 PM
Anyone see The Onion's article of Kim-Jung-Un being the sexiest man alive? The North Korean paper may have taken them too seriously;
The Onion fools Chinese newspaper with Kim Jong-un 'sexiest man alive' headline | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239298/The-Onion-fools-Chinese-newspaper-Kim-Jong-sexiest-man-alive-headline.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)


'Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile,' the People's Daily cited The Onion as saying.

How did they not know they were taking the piss?


the sooner that nuke north korea and its entire population the better, fuck em............

Wow thats harsh, North Koreans are a brainwashed and controlled population that really are innocent. I hope they either break out or are broken out of that regime and one day see the freedom that we take for granted. However the Government can eat a bag of dicks.

filbert
02-12-2012, 06:26 PM
Anyone see The Onion's article of Kim-Jung-Un being the sexiest man alive? The North Korean paper may have taken them too seriously;
The Onion fools Chinese newspaper with Kim Jong-un 'sexiest man alive' headline | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239298/The-Onion-fools-Chinese-newspaper-Kim-Jong-sexiest-man-alive-headline.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)


How did they not know they were taking the piss?



Wow thats harsh, North Koreans are a brainwashed and controlled population that really are innocent. I hope they either break out or are broken out of that regime and one day see the freedom that we take for granted. However the Government can eat a bag of dicks.

funny how the brainwashing works...

you think you have freedom? you're just as deluded as they are :lol:

people are constantly discussing the next thing that should be made compulsory or made illegal, they live to control other people, you only have freedom as long as the thing you want to do is approved by the government of the time, the North Koreans have freedom in many areas we don't and can do as they please as long as they don't want to travel to an unapproved international destination or speak out against their government which is for their own protection :lol:

agrid
02-12-2012, 07:10 PM
There are certain foods that the North Koreans are not permitted to eat. More specifically these foods are, well ... food.

filbert
02-12-2012, 07:19 PM
There are certain foods that the North Koreans are not permitted to eat. More specifically these foods are, well ... food.

i bet they're allowed to do wheelies on their motorbikes :P

Bowlen
02-12-2012, 07:29 PM
Ride me big boy...

80059

agrid
02-12-2012, 07:33 PM
i bet they're allowed to do wheelies on their motorbikes :P

Difficult on a 5-stroke.

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/assets_c/2010/07/nord-korea-thumb-415x276-9820.jpg

Barfridge
02-12-2012, 09:41 PM
5-stroke engine (http://www.5-stroke-engine.com/en/Prinzip.html)

GUE57
03-12-2012, 04:53 AM
funny how the brainwashing works...

you think you have freedom? you're just as deluded as they are :lol:

people are constantly discussing the next thing that should be made compulsory or made illegal, they live to control other people, you only have freedom as long as the thing you want to do is approved by the government of the time, the North Koreans have freedom in many areas we don't and can do as they please as long as they don't want to travel to an unapproved international destination or speak out against their government which is for their own protection :lol:

What freedoms do they have that we don't?

filbert
03-12-2012, 08:12 AM
What freedoms do they have that we don't?

more importantly what freedoms do you think we have that you've been told they don't?

drifter
03-12-2012, 08:30 AM
that lair is totally oppan gangnam style.. whoop whoop whoop

Desmo
03-12-2012, 08:31 AM
that lair is totally oppan gangnam style

I would so punch you in the fucking face right now.

drifter
03-12-2012, 08:35 AM
I would so punch you in the fucking face right now.

lol. enjoy that earworm.

agrid
03-12-2012, 09:41 AM
Difficult on a 5-stroke.

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/assets_c/2010/07/nord-korea-thumb-415x276-9820.jpg


5-stroke engine (http://www.5-stroke-engine.com/en/Prinzip.html)

Given that its a 5-stroke single, I figured it must have had an ignition miss straight out of the factory.

okitoki
03-12-2012, 09:53 AM
Is it wrong to read the article in the voices from Charlie the Unicorn?

http://a66c7b.medialib.glogster.com/media/e7/e73c9298afcb2beb377f472afcc4c4594ce9583b41a919ca46 f64336cc7637ee/c.png

Wedge
03-12-2012, 10:37 AM
Too early for fat unicorns?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb41v452Qa1ryspjko1_1280.jpg

filbert
03-12-2012, 11:06 AM
Given that its a 5-stroke single, I figured it must have had an ignition miss straight out of the factory.

hit and miss like an old lister stationary engine?

non_quotidiun
03-12-2012, 11:18 AM
Nah, more like a horse with a single horn in the middle of it's forehead.

Stavtech
04-12-2012, 10:22 AM
you sure when they say "unicorn", they dont really mean "dick head" but in a nice manner?