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t bone
10-12-2012, 07:04 PM
Just thought I would share this with you and thought I would ask the question ??
I got a message about 0630 this morning :
Something to the tune of Thanks for the Coffee this morning love you honey :heart:
And it got me thinking have you sent or received a message that was not meant for you or Who you sent it to ?

:popcorn:


Was a PSB er and I sent I love you back where is the coffee :lol:

chew
10-12-2012, 09:41 PM
Got a call one midnight from some guy who "Had just left the rocks and wanted to come and get some gear to get through the night"

I told him it would be a hell of a drive. He asked "Is this Johnno in Penrith?"

To which I replied "No, its xxxxx, in Perth"

"click!"

Mart
10-12-2012, 09:44 PM
yeah, had some young chick asking me to bring her wine... strung that on for a good 45 minutes before I had to push my luck and clue her in by asking if she would rather have Tequila instead

Roger Explosion
10-12-2012, 09:47 PM
Got a pm telling me not to threadshit.
Clearly that was meant for someone else as all my posts are insightful and awesome...
:rolleyes:

Rich...
10-12-2012, 09:48 PM
Some years ago a mate I worked with was getting calls from an older Italian gent asking for Dom...

My mate keep telling him that it wasn't Dom's number...I expect the old guy was occassionly dialing the wrong number by one digit or something...

Anyway my mate gets another call from the guy when we were at work, he put on a serious voice and said "Haven't you heard Dom's dead"...

A little bit of conversation happened about how tragic it was...

Well about an hour later he got called back and the old guy abused the hell out of him while he laughed...

He never had the problem anymore...

kennyboy
10-12-2012, 09:51 PM
Bloke at work started dating one of the cleaners and one thing lead to another, he sends a picture of his cock and balls to everyone in his contacts list by mistake.

Sookie
10-12-2012, 09:57 PM
I got one.. I'm assuming it's someone I know...

"I know where you hid the body"...

Goride
11-12-2012, 07:47 AM
I had a moron Bouncer at Black Betty's where I used to work, who got pissed off because I wouldn't give all his mates free piss. He started prank calling me from a private number with death threats (no joke).

After about a week I figured out who it was, as one of them was the only Kiwi I knew in Perth at the time and I am guessing he was drunk as his accent came out quite a bit stronger this time. Anyway, I played it up.


"I am going to murder you on your way home tonight" (stupid growly voice)

ME: "***** is that you?"

"........"

ME: "Holy shit dude! If I had known it was you I wouldn't have gone to the police." (I didn't go to the police, I was pretty sure it was a stupid prank)

"What do you mean the police???" (in his normal voice)

ME: "They have been listening to my calls for the last week, they believe my life is in danger and are going around to the dickheads hou.... mate I would start running"

"What the fuck!!" *click*

He didn't speak to me again at work until he got fired about two weeks later for caving in a drunk dudes head that was passed out in the toilets.

chief wiggum
11-12-2012, 09:25 AM
my wife got a text a few years back, something along the lines of hey sexy, how you doing. she responded positively thinking it was a friend of hers whose i.d. wasnt showing up. after a couple of messages, i deduced it was a female sending them, thinking it they were going to a guy. this was confirmed a few weeks later by a close up selfy of boobs. not real nice ones either. and a few weeks later by a close up of fingers mashing a rather unattractive vaj. then it stopped. if they'd been attractive tits n vaj, i would've confiscated the phone and played for all i could.

Daise
11-12-2012, 09:33 AM
The joys of Whatsapp.... Sent my Muslim in-laws a message to leave the beer by the front door so we can pick it up as we drove past. That was fun trying to explain (I said it was for my Dad).

Speaking of Dad, I had an ex whose name came after Dad's on my phone. Had to be extra-careful when sending messages!

Gixxerguy
11-12-2012, 10:08 AM
Not received any I shouldn't have, but auto correct caused me to send the gf a message a few weeks ago that was meant to say "want to come and see and movie tonight?" but ACTUALLY said (and i do apologise for the language, blame my phone), "want to cunt and see a movie nigger?"

BrettH
11-12-2012, 10:17 AM
shows how often you type c*nt if it auto corrects TO that word!!!! :D

Old frt
11-12-2012, 10:22 AM
Sent a mate a text from the cricket

"Gussets gone."

Auto corrected from "Husseys gone."

Got a text back

"Take it the bars open then"

Dr. Venkman
11-12-2012, 10:36 AM
I occasionally get calls from an older italian lady trying to call her daughter, we have a good chat, she's even given me a couple of recipes!!

euphoric
11-12-2012, 10:48 AM
text late one night: "how much for a trannie in my car?" on further exploration dude needed a reconditioned auto transmission. slipped text from my girl last valentines day: "i want to kick chocolate sauce off your..." was meant to be "lick"....so she tells me.

Kaido
11-12-2012, 10:50 AM
I keep getting random pic message on my phone .... i have no idea who is sending them lol

euphoric
11-12-2012, 11:02 AM
i once sent an email to an entire reference group signing off "Warm Retards"....dam my pudgy fingers and qwerty keyboard!

truewheel
11-12-2012, 11:04 AM
A few years back I got a txt from some chick abusing the hell out of me. Eventually we worked out that she was supposed to be letting her boyfriend know what she thought of him screwing around. Pretty funny and she was very apologetic afterwards.

Manyak
11-12-2012, 11:15 AM
I once texted my girlfriend a message that was meant for another chick.. You can guess how that worked out.

Not the smartest thing I ever did but i was young and dumb :D

Phildo
11-12-2012, 03:03 PM
I once texted my girlfriend a message that was meant for another chick.. You can guess how that worked out.

Not the smartest thing I ever did but i was young and dumb :D
Even better when the message goes to the wrong girl... and the SMS says that she's your first choice for Saturday night.

Maxo
11-12-2012, 04:03 PM
Walking through a large shopping centre I unfortunately made eye contact with a mates crazy ex.

She'd obviously developed some sort of cake addiction and was dragging along some poor eat-beaten sod that looked like he'd had about 2 hours sleep in the last week.

After 5 minutes of uncomfortable conversation about her awesomely uninteresting life, i made an excuse to run away into a gift shop.

I quickly whipped out my fandangle nokia 3310 and stumbled a very quick message explaining the ordeal (carefully referring to her as thundercunt or summat),
but was so preoccupied with avoiding her outside the store that when i went to send it i managed to pick her number from contacts.

She wasn't pleased at all and sent her brother over to my house to tear out my reticulation and do burnouts all over my lawn.