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Dimmerz
24-01-2013, 03:24 PM
Just seeing how many people out there still use it and what they say.
Here's a few I still hear a fair bit of.

Face like a dropped meat pie.
Fair dinkum
Pig's arse
She'll be right mate

devolved
24-01-2013, 03:26 PM
No wucking furries. Shitcunt.

B0RDEX
24-01-2013, 03:34 PM
Cuntox/mintox.

B0RDEX
24-01-2013, 03:35 PM
Oh and dead 'orse, but I dunno if that counts.

Spina
24-01-2013, 03:45 PM
Dryasa nuns clacker

Sonik
24-01-2013, 03:48 PM
Dryasa nuns clacker

Never heard that one... I've use "dryer than a dead dingoes donger" before :laugh:

Oh and dead 'orse goes great with a dogs eye or a couple of snags

Dimmerz
24-01-2013, 03:49 PM
Pissed as a fart
Flat out like a lizard drinking

chew
24-01-2013, 03:53 PM
Dry as a Nuns nasty.
Wellington Boot.
Bruce Rock.
Off like fly blown mango/bucket of prawns in the sun/Bondi tram.
Hit the frog and toad.

Spina
24-01-2013, 03:56 PM
Big as a Bondi Cigar

Sonik
24-01-2013, 04:00 PM
Uglier than a hat full of arseholes.

Go at it hammer and tongs

Dr. Venkman
24-01-2013, 04:02 PM
Just like a bought one
Face like a bashed crab

B0RDEX
24-01-2013, 04:03 PM
Talking out of ones hat

filbert
24-01-2013, 04:04 PM
Head like a half sucked twistie

Face like a kicked in kerosene tin

Sonik
24-01-2013, 04:05 PM
Oi ya fuckin gronk

Durries

shan
24-01-2013, 04:08 PM
Av a go ya mug
Off like a brides nighty
Mesure of distance = piss and a spit
Drongo
Black fella , wight cunt,
Fucken oath

andymac
24-01-2013, 04:08 PM
Yeah but nah (wtf?)
Dero
Devo

shan
24-01-2013, 04:11 PM
Yeah but nah (wtf?)
Dero
Devo
The yeah is - yeah i hear ya- the nah is NO

=Maz=
24-01-2013, 04:26 PM
Carry on like a 2 bob watch.

Fair suck of the Sav.

Get a fuckin dog up ya.

Up ya bum.

=Maz=
24-01-2013, 04:27 PM
Goes down like a pair of lead undies. :)

Darragh
24-01-2013, 04:37 PM
face like a burnt thong
face like a bashed mango
face like a chewed chop

Darragh
24-01-2013, 04:37 PM
oh, and cunt like a ripped tent

B0RDEX
24-01-2013, 04:45 PM
Gone like the clappers
All over the road like a mad womans snot

Sonik
24-01-2013, 05:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a3rA

Belltower
24-01-2013, 05:36 PM
Septic.
Do a Barry Bolt (Harry Holt).

Dr. Venkman
24-01-2013, 05:37 PM
Mad as a cut snake
Have a Captain Cook
Doing the Harold

truewheel
24-01-2013, 05:37 PM
Ya sheep shagging kiwi bastard

I hear that one a lot from roo rooters...

Trashed
24-01-2013, 05:46 PM
Full as a goog
Rough as guts
Weak as piss

rsoption
24-01-2013, 06:03 PM
Suck eggs
Y'all alrite mate
No fcukin worries mate
Yea al'rite
Half a glass filled or half a glass empty
Flat out mate

rsoption
24-01-2013, 06:06 PM
Oi oi oi!

dennisw
24-01-2013, 06:11 PM
Head like a robber's dog.

shan
24-01-2013, 06:11 PM
Fuckwit

dennisw
24-01-2013, 06:11 PM
Rusty bullet hole.

rsoption
24-01-2013, 06:12 PM
Fuckwit

Cockwit

acegalaxi
24-01-2013, 06:31 PM
Just like a bought one
Face like a bashed crab

I have a mate called 'Smashed Crab' for that reason.
I approve of Far Canal and Pork Hunt

C'arn West Coast!!!!!!

HAGG!S
24-01-2013, 07:04 PM
Putting o at the end of everything :)

acegalaxi
24-01-2013, 07:16 PM
oh, and cunt like a ripped tent

Sorry. Must be where I've been before...

66
24-01-2013, 07:31 PM
maaate.

karnt

'straya

'strayan

'straya day

broggies (come on, that goes way back!)

done like a dogs dinner.

66
24-01-2013, 07:34 PM
also


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRhBRg-XkWY

Stu
24-01-2013, 07:53 PM
Hahaha broggies! Man, haven't hear that for ages.

Happy Steve
25-01-2013, 10:10 AM
If my dog's head looked like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards.

Sonik
25-01-2013, 10:28 AM
Stolen from fb. Cheers scarecrow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGRZpzie2vc

filbert
25-01-2013, 12:54 PM
mad as a cut snake

bleeding like a stuck pig

Old frt
25-01-2013, 01:04 PM
Six axe handles across the arse.

Thick as a barmaids make up on Saturday night.

Nameless
25-01-2013, 01:44 PM
Good god, some of these phrases are the best thing in the world

=Maz=
25-01-2013, 01:48 PM
Can't punch your way out of a wet paper bag.

Kangaroos in the top paddock.

Cut lunch and a camel trip away.

Desmo
25-01-2013, 03:07 PM
Going off like a frog in a sock.

Phildo
25-01-2013, 03:13 PM
Yeeeeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... nnnahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Scrap
25-01-2013, 03:19 PM
He's got the IQ of a lamp post and is just as flexible.


Blind as a welder's dog.

Old frt
25-01-2013, 03:27 PM
Wouldn't shout if a croc bit him.

As much use as tits on a bull.

As flash as a rat with a gold tooth.

More front than a row of shops.

=Maz=
25-01-2013, 03:34 PM
Like a Dung Beatle (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-25/dung-beetles-use-milky-way-to-roll-muck/4484538) on a cloudy day.

filbert
26-01-2013, 06:09 AM
up and down like a whore's drawers.

fucking around like an old moll at a christening.

buzzing around like a blue arsed fly.

i'll have your guts for garters.

SOLID
26-01-2013, 06:19 AM
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
Built like a brick shit house.
Up at sparrow fart.
Rare as rocking horse shit.

chesty
26-01-2013, 08:07 AM
Dry as a fuck without foreplay.
Full as a state school hat rack.
In & out like a honeymooners cock.

Old frt
26-01-2013, 08:54 AM
As cold as a mother in laws kiss.

Flakey
26-01-2013, 02:00 PM
Strewth

Like a stampeding herd of turtles

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Can't live with 'em, can't feed 'em to the sharks

He's hit rock bottom and begun to dig

I can't recommend him too highly

If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose

Crikey, ave a look at this little fella

=Maz=
26-01-2013, 02:29 PM
Stands out like a spare prick at a wedding.

Wog, spick, mick, ding, chink, pom, septic, sheep shagger, skip, nip....Something that my mates and i used to use to describe themselves/ourselves in conversation without being offensive & being offended, something lost in our society these days it seems.
*note: anyone offended by this post can get a live. :)

Blazon
26-01-2013, 02:49 PM
more toey than a roman sandal

he couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery

she bangs like a dunny door in a gale

shes got more rolls than a bakery

happier than a bastard on fathers day

Desmo
26-01-2013, 03:05 PM
Get a dog up ya.

shtinky
27-01-2013, 07:09 PM
in like Flynn

mexican1
27-01-2013, 08:27 PM
Put your beach sand in your sky rocket, pull out another oxford scoller, it's your shout for another red hot.............

Spina
27-01-2013, 08:44 PM
Couldnt get a root in a brothel with a fist full of hundreds.

Gippo
27-01-2013, 08:55 PM
Fuck me drunk
Muff diving

ReCon
27-01-2013, 09:50 PM
She bangs like a dunny door in a cyclone.

He couldn't organise a bunfight in a bakery.

Snug as a dencher in a donut.

shits and giggles.