View Full Version : lessons learnt

chief wiggum
06-06-2006, 11:47 AM
if you're going to drink to excess (without expiring), don't go to sleep while taking a piss

i'm still trying to get over sunday arvo

06-06-2006, 12:02 PM
Finally...I can see the benefits of being a woman...I did that thursday night, but I was sitting down. ROFL :D

chief wiggum
06-06-2006, 12:45 PM
i wasnt, therefore i now have a collection of lumps and grazes which weren't there on sunday morning

06-06-2006, 01:02 PM
Ha ha,

maybe ya shoulda done this :P


06-06-2006, 01:08 PM

Did you wake up wet?

06-06-2006, 01:15 PM
he always wakes up wet

chief wiggum
06-06-2006, 01:34 PM
woke up dry, but with various assorted trinkets that belong on shelf above the bog on top of me.
vague recollection of standing there, closing eyes and thinking "just close eyes for second", then waking up with the missus hovering over me asking wtf happened. i think i replied "crash"

edit: didnt get wet, had finished the main part, just struggling with the thought of staggering back to bed when it happened