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Daise
02-08-2004, 01:42 PM
Ooooooh this is gooooooooood.

Make your own country, and decide on how you want to rule. Each day you need to address issues. Make your country a Capatilist Paradise, Anarchy or a Hippie Colony. Be as evil as you want.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi

Have fun!

mine's http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index..../nation=heggles (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=heggles)

Deej
02-08-2004, 02:15 PM
The Dictatorship of Deejland
"Ask not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for Deej"
"Allah shall line my pockets with Virgins......and gold."


UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Weak
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific
The Dictatorship of Deejland is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 38%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Deejland's national animal is the sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the deejlar.

Klink
02-08-2004, 02:28 PM
The Republic of KlinkEYE
"We came we saw, we blew everything up!"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State

Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Few

Location: the South Pacific

The Armed Republic of KlinkEYE is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 18%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

Crime is moderate. KlinkEYE's national animal is the two headed poo-worm and its currency is the klinkra.

Deej
02-08-2004, 02:30 PM
KlinkEYE's national animal is the two headed poo-worm

:lol:

Melkor
02-08-2004, 02:49 PM
The Republic of Melkordom
"Render unto Melkor"


UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Melkordom is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

Crime is well under control. Melkordom's national animal is the one eyed trouser snake and its currency is the blort.


You have a telegram!

You have one outstanding issue.

Klink
02-08-2004, 02:54 PM
(1)... The enormous, corrupt government...
(2)... Crime is well under control

Melkor, your govt. is also contradictory! Hahaha

Melkor
02-08-2004, 03:02 PM
well EVERYONE is smoking. It's a wonder anything gets done.

Flakey
02-08-2004, 03:36 PM
Civil Rights:
Average Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Few
Location: the Pacific

The Kingdom of Flakester is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 32%. A robust private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Retail, and Information Technology industries.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Flakester's national animal is the furry road kill and its currency is the flake.

Hewie
02-08-2004, 03:58 PM
The Empire of Hewienium
"Just do as your told and no one will get hurt"


UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:Few

Location: The East Pacific
The Empire of Hewienium is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Gambling, Retail, and Cheese Exports industries.

Crime is a serious problem. Hewienium's national animal is the fuzwortle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the putz.

Dubs
02-08-2004, 04:10 PM
The Disputed Territories of Dubsland
"Do unto others ..... till ya get caught!"


UN Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Below Average Economy:
Very Strong Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Pacific
The Disputed Territories of Dubsland is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute government, or what there is of one, devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A large private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Information Technology.

Crime is a major problem. Dubsland's national animal is the pacman and its currency is the dub.

Ace
02-08-2004, 05:07 PM
good find Crazy Daisy

The Republic of Acelanda
"Costs have increased due to increasing costs"


UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Acelanda is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Acelanda's national animal is the benelli, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shiz.

I was surprised by the social welfare, something will have to be done about that!

colscats
02-08-2004, 06:20 PM
The Community of Pussy Village
"Around here, the Cats are in charge"

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:Very Good
Economy:Struggling
Political Freedoms:Superb
Location: the West Pacific

The Community of Pussy Village is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 54%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pussy Village's national animal is the twiggy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the furball.

spun
02-08-2004, 08:46 PM
The Republic of Spuninity
"Hmmm, I dunno you think of one"


UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Fair
Political Freedoms: Very Good

Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of Spuninity is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling industries.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spuninity's national animal is the nemo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the potar.

TheonlyNinjabitches
02-08-2004, 09:09 PM
The Oppressed Peoples of Ninjapilates
"All Hail King Ninja"


UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Pacific
The Oppressed Peoples of Ninjapilates is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 22%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery.

Crime is moderate. Ninjapilates's national animal is the 3 toed sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the moolah.

BigBird
03-08-2004, 09:29 AM
The Holy Empire of Toadidum
"Do as you lord commands or I'll drown your ass"


UN Category: A religious state that is on a search for truth and love through purity of spirit.
Civil Rights: I Don't under stand that question, what does "Civil Rights" mean?
Economy: Not enough for me!
Political Freedoms: Hahaha.

Location: the West Pacific
The Holy Empire of Toadidum is a tiny, socially retarded nation of misfits and slow learning retards, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms , particularly in social issues(yeh that's what we write in the brochures), while business tends to be more regulated for the good of the lord soverign TOAD.

The enormous government devotes most of its attentions to the all powerfull and vengfull lord TOAD, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 68%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture.

Crime and free thinking are a problem. Toadidum's national animal is the swamp rat, which frolics freely and is the stable diet for a green ogre and his bitch, and its currency is the taddy.

FraG
03-08-2004, 10:56 AM
The Rogue Nation of Clonearisms is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.

Crime is moderate. Clonearisms's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Sheet.

subdued
03-08-2004, 04:01 PM
The Holy Empire of Subduedism
"Breed and Spawn"


UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Rare
Location: the South Pacific

The Holy Empire of Subduedism is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales industries.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem. Subduedism's national animal is the shackled devil and its currency is the hoe.

FireStorm
03-08-2004, 06:34 PM
The Armed Republic of FireStormlington
"To kill is to get ur bag of rice!"
"Down with pubic hair!!!"

UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:Few
Location: the West Pacific

The Armed Republic of FireStormlington is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Social Welfare. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. FireStormlington's national animal is the pubic lice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the whoopatang.

Hewie
04-08-2004, 07:51 AM
mmm deforestation of the natural habitat ..

Klink
04-08-2004, 08:18 AM
Bah wots the point??? You cant attack other nations... you cant have public beheadings... and you cant invade other countries for their oil.

Deej
04-08-2004, 09:29 AM
Go figger. This is gay, we need death destruction, genocide, war. War can help any ailing economy, particularly one whose economy like mine thrives off arms manufacturing and has the infrastructure to keep the troops fed (Pizza Delivery).

Unless they introduce this option in the near future Im going to starve all my people to death, embezzle the countries trillions and fly to the Cayman Islands (in my private Jet full of Deejlar) and earn 13%.

subdued
04-08-2004, 12:26 PM
It is pretty ad and slow, only two turns a day..

I remeber a game many years ago, wher eyou grew your country expanded borders etc, was great and earned a turn every 40 minutes or something.. forget what it was called

FireStorm
04-08-2004, 08:30 PM
GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

i have an economic powerhouse of an armed republic and i cant refine weapons grade uranium!

how the hell am i supposed to wipe the 2 headded poo worm off the map?!

Bulbous
04-08-2004, 09:55 PM
GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

how the hell am i supposed to wipe the 2 headded poo worm off the map?!

try sorbent.... works for leyton.... :lol:

Taz
04-08-2004, 11:46 PM
The Enlightened State of Cragdom
" Work is only to finance the Nocturnal activities"

UN Category: Temporary members at best
Civil Rights: None needed
Economy: Burgeoning
Political Freedoms: All hail to the king
Location: the pacific
Weather: Rains between 2am and 4am and never on weekends and has a constant daily average of 25c with a light cooling breeze

The Enlightened State of Cragdom is a tiny, but economicly powerful nation, noted for its long immigration waiting list. It has a population of 5 million hard working(by choice) citizens that agree with the king that all that is required is that there be an open road system with NO cages allowed on any roads between the hours of 4.30 pm and 7.am m/f and none at all on weekends. All public holidays are totally cage free with penalty of deportation the Pussyvillage(automobile capital of the pacific)
Due to the cage ban and free mammoplastry avail it has a strict immigration policy. Ride bikes and nice titties. Our military forces are constantly on the lookout for refuges that fit the expansion program and have ther hands full at all times. There is no crime in Cragdom for the penalty is harsh and swift. No bike and No titties.
Favourite job is mammary enhancer currently being hard worked for by Deej and Dubs

Daise
05-08-2004, 01:50 PM
Try fighting shit out in the forums.... RPG tho...

Daise
05-08-2004, 01:55 PM
The Free Land of Heggles
"Boldly Going Nowhere "


UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:Few
Economy:Strong
Political Freedoms:Few

Location: The East Pacific

The Free Land of Heggles is a large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 19%. A large private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Gambling.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, euthanasia is legal, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heggles's national animal is the butterfly and its currency is the button.

Heggles is ranked 4301st in the region and 69,278th in the world for Most Comprehensive Public Healthcare

Tex
10-08-2004, 08:44 AM
The Rogue Nation of Texz33
"To kill is natural"


UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Texz33 is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving industries.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate. Texz33's national animal is the lipstick wearing camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the texan.

Texz33 is ranked 822nd in the region and 26,901st in the world for Most Subsidized Industry