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THE GODFATHER
01-07-2009, 04:57 PM
It is offocial. I am now divorced.:)

This means I can_____________________ whenever I want!

Feel free to fill the blanks and celebrate with me!

Love you all!

The world is farking fantastic!

The Godfather!

lee
01-07-2009, 04:58 PM
Did the thing with the crazy wog chick not work out? I'm shocked mate.

Condolences.

Deborah
01-07-2009, 04:59 PM
And you live in Ellenbrook(e). Interesting, very interesting...

Daise
01-07-2009, 04:59 PM
This means I can fart whenever I want!

Captain Starfish
01-07-2009, 05:00 PM
Welcome to the club, wes.

I can remarry whenever I want! (no catholic)

That's about the only difference it makes, apart from the whole closure thing.

Kharntiitar
01-07-2009, 05:01 PM
grats mate ... its a good feeling isn't it! .. :D .. best $500 I ever spent ... :P .. time for u to go party....

Satan1
01-07-2009, 05:01 PM
Congratulations! :laugh:

But I can't help but think that you are in fact not happy, so I shall e-pat you on the back and say "there, there"

THE GODFATHER
01-07-2009, 05:02 PM
definately happy.

Satan1
01-07-2009, 05:06 PM
"there, there" Let it all out mate.

Deborah
01-07-2009, 05:07 PM
This means I can eat ice cream straight from the tub without even taking it out of the freezer while wearing my pyjamas whenever I want!


This means I can __________________ whomever I want!

Belltower
01-07-2009, 05:12 PM
it is offocial. I am now divorced.:)

this means i can wear womens lingerie whenever i want!


qft.

Cip
01-07-2009, 05:27 PM
cook steak
don't make the bed
go out on rides
stay out late (or overnight)
buy whatever you want
travel
buy a car/bike just cos you think it's fun to drive
wear whatever you like and do your hair however you like
sleep all weekend
make lots of new friends

Dyno
01-07-2009, 05:27 PM
_jerk it_
_fart_
_wear no pants_

The Saint
01-07-2009, 05:29 PM
It is official. I am now divorced.:)

This means I can get married whenever I want!Which I guess is never!

Nickerz
01-07-2009, 05:38 PM
Good on yer, welcome to the club. I recommend divorce shopping:

Hi def big screen TV
Golf Clubs
Clothes
New speakers
Mega holiday
R1

That lot worked for me :)

Bundera
01-07-2009, 05:39 PM
It is official. I am now divorced.:)

This means I can give her money whenever she wants!

I'm scared of that D word bro

Bundera
01-07-2009, 05:40 PM
It is offocial. I am now divorced.:)

This means I can make spelling mistakes whenever I want!

:lol:

Barfridge
01-07-2009, 05:41 PM
- leave the house on fucking time for once
- cook whatever the hell I like
- alter my appearance if I feel like it
- use the good scissors

congrats brother!

Bundera
01-07-2009, 05:44 PM
It is offocial. I am now divorced.:)

This means I can drink with my step-brother whenever I want!

Feel free to fill the blanks and celebrate with me!

Love you all!

The world is farking fantastic!

The Godfather!

your shout bro!

Kharntiitar
01-07-2009, 05:46 PM
- leave the house on fucking time for once


why did i get back in a relationship .... i miss that one thing mroe than anything else ...

THE GODFATHER
01-07-2009, 05:57 PM
your shout bro!

CAn't shout until I get paid out. Mid August:(

But feel free to get me drunk anytime bro!:lol:

Charger
01-07-2009, 05:58 PM
You know why divorce is so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

Kharntiitar
01-07-2009, 05:58 PM
your getting paid out!?? how the hell does that work .!?? you the man!! ...

i'd tell u my sad story but don't wanna hijack :P

Bundera
01-07-2009, 05:59 PM
CAn't shout until I get paid out. Mid August:(

But feel free to get me drunk anytime bro!:lol:

OMG, you get divorced and you get paid for it? Sweeeeeeet!

sure, you know where I live - still have a house full of home brew and duty free lickher

Rider
01-07-2009, 06:14 PM
Now you got to go and root all the single/deparate/crazy single mums :yes:

Barfridge
01-07-2009, 06:18 PM
Rider: where does a newly single person go for that sort of action?

Rider
01-07-2009, 06:57 PM
Rider: where does a newly single person go for that sort of action?

Elephant & Wheelbarrow Clink

Edit: Just guessing :lol:

MADOGA
01-07-2009, 07:13 PM
It is offocial. I am now divorced.:)


Time to enjoy the peace and happiness life has to offer now.

Fat Pat
01-07-2009, 08:40 PM
Perhaps you should get a sperm-count and make sure the vasectomy has worked....or else you're gonna find yourself straight back into that shit if you're not careful....:lol:

Sumatie
01-07-2009, 08:58 PM
Ah funny thread. Now down to serious business. When's the beers and celebrations??

DINGO71
01-07-2009, 09:13 PM
dont get married again
just every ten years find a woman you Dont like and buy her a house

its cheaper than marriage lol

dv8
01-07-2009, 10:03 PM
I can't afford to be single, spending all my wages being happy and fucking what ever comes up. I'm married, I get $50 a week. Where did it all go wrong.

Desmo
01-07-2009, 10:06 PM
Rider: where does a newly single person go for that sort of action?


Elephant & Wheelbarrow Clink

^^^This.
Or find some slut online and do her in the arse.

Professor Redfern
01-07-2009, 10:07 PM
^^^This.
Or find some slut online and do her in the arse.

I think we were separated at birth.

Desmo
01-07-2009, 10:08 PM
Lavalife, Adultmatchmaker, alt.com or myspace stalking?

Professor Redfern
01-07-2009, 10:09 PM
Which one gives the best pick up to arse sex ratio?

Desmo
01-07-2009, 10:10 PM
Amm, even lets you search via bra size and sexual practices.
You can search for C cup women who take it up the arse. :awesome:
Allegedly.

Professor Redfern
01-07-2009, 10:11 PM
Well you sign me up and Ill go get my collection of historically significant Butt plugs.

Charger
01-07-2009, 10:51 PM
^^^This.
Or find some slut online and do her in the arse.

And pics or it didn't happen.

dv8
01-07-2009, 10:55 PM
Go to rockinghamsluts.com. No joke, I was told the other day.

I haven't looked ( yet). But mandurahsluts.com is there too. check out your area. I would wear the whole pack of condoms, before going there.

Rider
01-07-2009, 11:21 PM
Lavalife, Adultmatchmaker, alt.com or myspace stalking?

I dont think GF will be going for the online option in a hurry :lol:

On a more serious note GF you need to move out of Ellenbrook. Some where were there is not as many families living. Maybe get your self a unit/flat some
where like Como, Vic Park.

Also try supermarkets as well :D

Anyways good luck to you mate and i hope your newly found freedom is the best thing that has happened to you.

P.S try to get few pics for the rack thread cos we will thing you are cool :cool:

Deborah
02-07-2009, 06:53 AM
Sorry to interrupt your circle-jerk, but +1 for this:
- leave the house on fucking time for onceEven I have to agree with it.

Carry on.

THE GODFATHER
02-07-2009, 12:59 PM
Bro - You have been my brother for a long time now. But I still haven't been to your house. What's with that?

Rider - I am out of Ellenbrook by Sunday....No more dirty married women.

Dr. Venkman
02-07-2009, 05:01 PM
Go to rockinghamsluts.com. No joke, I was told the other day.

I haven't looked ( yet). But mandurahsluts.com is there too. check out your area. I would wear the whole pack of condoms, before going there.

Wear the whole pack on your fingers when you hit the site!

Welcome to the club brother, my divorce came through back in '04 and got a bit of a payout as well.

First thing I did when mine came through was take a week off work and went up North for a long needed holiday. Backpackers!

Deborah
02-07-2009, 08:24 PM
Rider - I am out of Ellenbrook by Sunday....No more dirty married women.You say that like it's a bad thing?