View Full Version : Cop Vs Lawyer

03-08-2005, 11:57 PM
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman.
As you would expect, the lawyer is and arrogant bastard who thinks that he is smarter than the cop because of his education and training. He Decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense.

Cop: Licence, please
Lawyer: What for?
Cop: You didn't come to a complete stop at the 'stop' sign
Lawyer: I slowed down, and no one was coming
Cop: You still didn't come to a complete stop
Lawyer: What's the difference?
Cop: The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. Licence, please!
Lawyer: If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and you give me the fine, if not you let me go and no fine
Cop: Okay, get out of your vehicle sir

At this point, the cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

03-08-2005, 11:58 PM
Bah, yada yada, funny stuff, same diff? :(

Foofie Foofie
04-08-2005, 12:48 AM
Someone has been watching Fat Pizza ? :)

04-08-2005, 12:59 AM
yeah, that joke was funny when I heard it on Fat Pizza.

sorry dude :D good post though..

04-08-2005, 07:40 AM
that is PISS FUNNY :lol: :lol:

04-08-2005, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by saf@Aug 4 2005, 12:48 AM
Someone has been watching Fat Pizza ? :)


I got it emailed to me :(

04-08-2005, 11:22 AM
Fat pizza or not a very funny joke! :D

04-08-2005, 07:45 PM
Savo, just got to say that your avatar make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! B)