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Fastgirl
03-12-2009, 09:22 AM
Well theres a surprise!:lol:
Ol 'Tiger got caught....the missus chasing him down the driveway with a golf club.
Wiminz be coming out of the wordwork...all making claims.

poor poor tiger:(

When will celebrities learn to keep it in their pants?:lol:

Twinks
03-12-2009, 09:26 AM
I always thought he was a bit of a dick but now i like him.

Well done champ!

Rob
03-12-2009, 09:39 AM
Today tonight had a thing on their show last night. I mean seriously, its not news, its gossip. Who gives a shit what the guy does!!

Professor Redfern
03-12-2009, 09:43 AM
Today tonight had a thing on their show last night. I mean seriously, its not news, its gossip. Who gives a shit what the guy does!!

Strange really because usually the journalistic caliber of today tonight is quite high.

I might write a letter to the council, I hope I dont get swooped by magpies on the way to the letter box.

TRENTO43
03-12-2009, 09:49 AM
i dont get it. His wife's really hot. Unless these other wiminz are lettin him do the really messed up stuff, why risk loosing half your stuff and sponsorship etc. But who he plays the back 9 with is nobody's business but his wife's. I mean who cares.
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Griff
03-12-2009, 09:57 AM
Oh fuckity, fuckity, fuckity, fuck - Tiger isn't an angel descended from heaven and my children are corrupted by a role model especially selected for them by my media guardians and my world is ending - much... really it is...

Dryzanuns
03-12-2009, 09:59 AM
Had these sitting in my inbox this morning.... didn't take long.

"Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

That's the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver

I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the
Woods for the trees.

Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.

What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found
the driver in the trunk.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They
went clubbing.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.

Barfridge
03-12-2009, 10:03 AM
He was always too robotically perfect. This at least means he's human.

Daise
03-12-2009, 10:05 AM
i dont get it. His wife's really hot.
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But she looks insane

Bitches be crazy

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/70260/Tiger-is-on-the-endangered-List/elinandtiger.jpg

Magilla
03-12-2009, 10:08 AM
Strange really because usually the journalistic caliber of today tonight is quite high.

:lol:

Today Tonight makes Zoo look like the Wall Street Journal.

Lolly
03-12-2009, 01:30 PM
Maybe he can change his name to Cheetah Woods ^_^

snowman95
03-12-2009, 02:32 PM
Leave tiger alone!!!

^^ imagine that all in capitals

CitizenD
03-12-2009, 02:37 PM
He's like Obama's evil twin.

In my book any way.

Ferris
03-12-2009, 04:21 PM
Meh, when you've got beer on tap, you occasionally want a bourbon.

Onya Tiger.