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azathoth
18-08-2005, 06:48 PM
So I get home today and my housemate pulls out this little gem:

http://www.bur.st/~aek/death_threats/IMG_3729.jpg

It seems to be actually directed at us because it mentions two things reasonably unique to our block (unless I'm clutching at straws).

Anyone seen anything like this before?

mystery
18-08-2005, 06:55 PM
That shit is bizzare.
Did your neighbours get one?

It doesn't make a huge amount of sense to me, but I haven't been smoking crack like the authors of that letter.

basic
18-08-2005, 07:05 PM
hahahaaha azathoth you should put up a sign on your front lawn

"DONT HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME"

Rob
18-08-2005, 08:03 PM
Might be time to buy a Honda me thinks :blink:

spadaman
18-08-2005, 08:09 PM
do you have neighbourhood nazi rather then neighbourhood watch????

Shadow
18-08-2005, 08:21 PM
Sounz like 'You Fukd'...

You piss off someone with sister/daughter that dont talk english any good?

*man I actually had to think about that to write it that way* :unsure:

tigerleo
18-08-2005, 08:49 PM
WTF??? I'd be calling 13 1444 and let them know there's a psycho loose in your area... :blink:

azathoth
18-08-2005, 09:14 PM
Hahah, I called the police and they said 'Call consumer affairs, they deal with pyramid schemes and mail scams'. :angry:

Rooster
18-08-2005, 09:54 PM
Dude.
1. Call the cops.
2. Communicate with a mate of mine. This is his thing. PM sent.
They are obviously either asian or arabic descent.
Or its just one of ya mates fuckin wid ya.
Dont live anywhere near Pacman do ya?

"She not slip at home-you fukd" Hahhahahah
Poor buggers whos girl ya messin with. Whoever she is keep up the good work! hahaha.
Also, Rulz were made to be broken.

Dingo
18-08-2005, 11:16 PM
Aza ... Im looking at :blink: ... JESTER right now ...

You still sharing with him? This looks like one of his kinda stunts :)

Scoundrel
19-08-2005, 04:47 AM
What a goat <_<

What suburb do you live in? They dont even know how to write roman numerals properly.

Ryder
19-08-2005, 05:36 AM
Stoner bashing time :angry:

Mr John
19-08-2005, 08:16 AM
OK, that&#39;s pretty strange. Can you transcribe it? - trying to read it is giving me a headace and making my eyes squinty.
Ta

TLSCHICk
19-08-2005, 08:31 AM
:( Some sick people out in this world ,that&#39;s for sure !!

tigerleo
19-08-2005, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by azathoth@Aug 18 2005, 09:14 PM
Hahah, I called the police and they said &#39;Call consumer affairs, they deal with pyramid schemes and mail scams&#39;. :angry:

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Call a different Station - what a f*cked response to get from them about an obviously aggressive letter.

Was the letter an &#39;original&#39; or a photocopy?

aaargh1
19-08-2005, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by basic@Aug 18 2005, 07:05 PM
hahahaaha azathoth you should put up a sign on your front lawn

"DONT HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME"

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B) thats it :lol:
tell the neighbor that if ya snooze ya lose, you always gotta look after ya own punnani and if ya don&#39;t pat the chickens head right then of course shefuk


one very jealous guy hey....i lost it very funny "if she fuk, you fukd :lol:

azathoth
19-08-2005, 09:44 AM
Well to add some points of interest:

&#39;PAINT WAS FIRST&#39;

One of the cars out the front of the house was covered in green paint recently.

&#39;LONG WHITE HAIR OR WALKING STICK&#39;

This accurately describes two of our neighbours.

Anyway, I&#39;ve taken it to the police station and they&#39;ve taken my details. But it doesn&#39;t look like there&#39;s a lot they can do.

Infusi0n
19-08-2005, 11:01 AM
So that roughly translates into "You know a girl you must force into a relationship/marriage etc with XX person, this girl studies at ECU and WAAPA (thats a big tip off right there, WAAPA is insanely hard to get into and does not take a lot of students) If you don&#39;t something bad is going to happen". Well you already know that they are stupid, have no literacy skills and have an earing in their or their friends ear. I would be a little bit affronted, but think, no matter how many friends they have. Imagine the response if you posted COME HELP HERE xxxxx on this forum.

dr00
19-08-2005, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Infusi0n@Aug 19 2005, 11:01 AM
So that roughly translates into "You know a girl you must force into a relationship/marriage etc with XX person, this girl studies at ECU and WAAPA (thats a big tip off right there, WAAPA is insanely hard to get into and does not take a lot of students) If you don&#39;t something bad is going to happen". Well you already know that they are stupid, have no literacy skills and have an earing in their or their friends ear. I would be a little bit affronted, but think, no matter how many friends they have. Imagine the response if you posted COME HELP HERE xxxxx on this forum.

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nothing would calm down an angry foreigner like 20 leather clad bikers with carbon kevlar knuckles :P

Rooster
19-08-2005, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by dr00@Aug 19 2005, 03:21 PM
nothing would calm down an angry foreigner like 20 leather clad bikers with carbon kevlar knuckles :P

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I hear that!

pacman
19-08-2005, 04:00 PM
Hiya

Deza
19-08-2005, 05:36 PM
wat makes you think that the person that wrote this is stupid, i would say they could be quite smart, writing like would be hard to track down the person who did it, so if its a mate, thats pretty funny but if not id keep a baseball bat handy heh.

Masters apprentice
19-08-2005, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Deza@Aug 19 2005, 09:36 AM
wat makes you think that the person that wrote this is stupid, i would say they could be quite smart, writing like would be hard to track down the person who did it, so if its a mate, thats pretty funny but if not id keep a baseball bat handy heh.

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Thats exactly what i was thinking.

horse
20-08-2005, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by dr00@Aug 19 2005, 03:21 PM
nothing would calm down an angry foreigner like 20 leather clad bikers with carbon kevlar knuckles :P

149432

:lol: cheers for the great mental picture of that little scenario, i&#39;d pay big to see that :lol:

i also think there would be a bit more than 20 rock up ;)

Gryphen
20-08-2005, 07:06 PM
Trying to figure out what language in its handwritten form doesn&#39;t have any curves in it normally?

seems a weird form of text, kept looking at it and there doesn&#39;t seem to be any real curves anywhere.

Kassper
21-08-2005, 11:24 AM
That&#39;s just feckin weird. Looks like it&#39;s purposely been written badly to me, another tactic used along side paper clippings perhaps ? Dunno, but I once received a fake bomb complete with LED countdown display on my doorstep.

Anyhow, you did the right thing, reported it, but my money is on a prank.

Rooster
21-08-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Gryphen+Aug 20 2005, 07:06 PM-->
Trying to figure out what language in its handwritten form doesn&#39;t have any curves in it normally?

seems a weird form of text, kept looking at it and there doesn&#39;t seem to be any real curves anywhere.

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<!--QuoteBegin-Kassper@Aug 21 2005, 11:24 AM
That&#39;s just feckin weird. Looks like it&#39;s purposely been written badly to me, another tactic used along side paper clippings perhaps ? Dunno, but I once received a fake bomb complete with LED countdown display on my doorstep.

Anyhow, you did the right thing, reported it, but my money is on a prank.

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Ill try and get AprilliaMilleMan to have a look at it.
He&#39;s THE guru.
He&#39;s gonna loose his lunch over it.
Wait for it
wait for it
anytime now
any
time
now
Hello.
Soon anyway.

ApriliaRSVGuy
21-08-2005, 04:08 PM
Hi all. Sorry for the delay, Red Rooster had to buzz my mobile, as I&#39;ve been off-forum for a while... Ok - this kind of thing is my bread and butter. I hate to think how many of these sort of things I&#39;ve looked at before - some more amusing than others.

First things first - you did the right thing handing it into a station. Do me a favour and email me either the I/R number, or the name of the guy handling the inquiry ( justin.watts@police.wa.gov.au). I&#39;ll make sure it makes it into Forensic and gets looked at, probably by me.

Secondly - as someone mentioned - this letter has been written in an effective disguise. There is no way to identify the author based on the handwriting, or the spelling/terminology. They do have a twisted sense of humour, but so do most on this website..........

Thirdly - this letter WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WITH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. That could be cause for concern. Kids do the odd prank letter, but wouldn&#39;t spend more than a couple of minutes on it. If they are happy to spent time on a letter like this, they may be happy to spend time doing other things........ Have a word with your neighbours, and just be a bit more vigilant than normal.

I will be recommending it be treated for fingerprints. Despite what some coppers think, it doesn&#39;t matter how many people have handled it - you could still get lucky and get the offender&#39;s prints on it (if they are in the system), and not obscured by someone else&#39;s prints.

If it is an original letter, it might provide more evidence than a photocopied letter. All you CSI buffs would know this already, but might be of interest for others out there.... We have a device that enhances impressions in paper. Everyone knows that when you write with a second piece of paper beneath, you can see the impressions in the page below. What some don&#39;t know is we can enhance those impressions, even when it doesn&#39;t look like impressions are there - for around five pages down. Of course, impressions are only useful if they&#39;ve written something that identifies them... But it can (and has) resulted in a number of arrests where the baddie would have avoided detection otherwise.

The other problem, is of course, that if this letter isn&#39;t actually intended for you, or is mistakenly for you, you&#39;ve got no idea who might have sent it and that makes it hard to investigate through other usual means.

Do us a favour - for the next few weeks check your mail wearing some gloves (your bike ones will do). If you get another letter, put it in a plastic bag and drop it off at the station. Tell the copper it hasn&#39;t been handled, and provide the first I/R number so they&#39;ll be linked.

If you have any other queries, get back to me. I&#39;ll watch this forum for a while in case anyone else has some queries.

Good luck.

ApriliaRSVGuy
21-08-2005, 04:10 PM
oh...forgot to mention... you can all take PacMan off the list of possible suspects.... he still writes in crayon ;)

rgvlee
21-08-2005, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by ApriliaRSVGuy@Aug 21 2005, 04:10 PM
oh...forgot to mention... you can all take PacMan off the list of possible suspects.... he still writes in crayon ;)

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Bwhahahaha. And his spelling is much, much worse.

horse
23-08-2005, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by ApriliaRSVGuy@Aug 21 2005, 04:10 PM
oh...forgot to mention... you can all take PacMan off the list of possible suspects.... he still writes in crayon ;)

149804

:lol: :lol: :lol: my sides hurt :lol: :lol: :lol: gotta breath :lol: :lol:


thanks for the laugh dude...........and keep up the top work

punx
23-08-2005, 06:42 AM
ey aza im on teh forum OMG

yeh where sor are ya, im probally close if you need me to tuck you in at night :)

Pkunk
23-08-2005, 07:22 AM
any update on whats happened with the note ?

have you been abducted and/or raped yet ? :P

azathoth
23-08-2005, 09:00 AM
It seems a couple of these letters have been handed in so that means we&#39;re not a specific target. Which is of some comfort. I just hope that if it&#39;s a joke it has a really funny punchline :lol:

Dingo
23-08-2005, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by azathoth@Aug 23 2005, 09:00 AM
It seems a couple of these letters have been handed in so that means we&#39;re not a specific target. Which is of some comfort. I just hope that if it&#39;s a joke it has a really funny punchline :lol:

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You moving back NOR. *BOOM*CHING* :lol:

sorry, couldnt help it :D

Rooster
13-06-2006, 12:12 AM
Hey Aza,
Did you guys ever get to the bottom of this one?
Just curious..

Daise
13-06-2006, 10:08 PM
*atchoo!*

:blink: