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    Of corpse it's time for all the puns to start :P...

    Of corpse it's time for all the puns to start :P You cadaver bit of sensitivity guys, lot of carrion for nothing :whistling: I guess it just remains to be seen what gets dug up about the story ;)
  2. Thread: My Apologies

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    Pffft as if you'll ever hear a politician REALLY...

    Pffft as if you'll ever hear a politician REALLY apologise :nono: They just get some underling to do it/take the blame :wallbash:
  3. Thread: My Apologies

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    Ah so llbuono's gone it my turn now eh?...

    Ah so llbuono's gone it my turn now eh? :bandwagon: :P I've got a thicker skin though :superman:
  4. Thread: My Apologies

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    No and no interest in doing so :no:

    No and no interest in doing so :no:
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    Nah I was sent the pic and told it was Desmo...

    Nah I was sent the pic and told it was Desmo :whistling:
  6. Thread: My Apologies

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    http://i1.wp.com/toddlerism.com/wp-content/uploads...

    http://i1.wp.com/toddlerism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/01/custom-printed-adult-baby-nappies/WP_20130831-3.jpg
  7. Thread: My Apologies

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    Yeah but some may actually get off on that :P

    Yeah but some may actually get off on that :P
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    Well get the fuck outa my way next time, fuckin...

    Well get the fuck outa my way next time, fuckin motards :P
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    +1 I was heading to work for a training course...

    +1 I was heading to work for a training course this morning & split to the head of a long line of traffic at Reid/Lord @ ~710am and got a big honk from some twat a couple of cars back from the lights...
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    If I was the rider I'd happily take a small fine...

    If I was the rider I'd happily take a small fine for my foot over the line if it got some fuckwit off the road that was trying to kill me :blink:
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    You can say the same for cars ;) The missus has...

    You can say the same for cars ;) The missus has been watching some TV program I think called "Driving Test" and I caught about 5 mins of it the other night and we were both gobsmacked at not only how...
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    Well that was a waste of time, nothing ended up...

    Well that was a waste of time, nothing ended up getting done over the weekend that I can see :nono: It's a fucking joke how long that section of road has been fucked and the speed limit lowered along...
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    For Sale It could be, I have a silver FI BB front rim on...

    It could be, I have a silver FI BB front rim on mine (std is black) as I replaced the front with it because a) I prefer the silver coloured rims and will do the rear when I can find one ata...
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    Wanted Are they not just a generic micro USB? The cords...

    Are they not just a generic micro USB? The cords which came with my Sena are 90o plugs but still work with generic phone charger leads ;)
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    Thanks for that mate, will be going through there...

    Thanks for that mate, will be going through there this arvo on the way to work tonight ;)
    This should have been done months ago when they did all the other roadworks :dntknw:
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    For Sale You need to host them somewhere like Imgur/Flickr...

    You need to host them somewhere like Imgur/Flickr etc (not Photobucket) or even Dropbox (although you'll need to change the link www to dl) ;)
  17. Thread: Fuel strike

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    Exactly what I did this morning, Greenwood was...

    Exactly what I did this morning, Greenwood was cheap so left at 415 instead of 430 and stopped past on the way to work, just one car at each side of the 3 available pumps (tanker was blocking one)...
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    Unfortunately this is the reason it wont have...

    Unfortunately this is the reason it wont have much of an effect on fuel prices etc only on the individual stations as the majority will just buy a day or so before :no:

    The fuel companies (who are...
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    For Sale At least with the bike you can just hit the...

    At least with the bike you can just hit the killswitch :P
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    Yeah but you're also talking about people at the...

    Yeah but you're also talking about people at the top of their profession, for the avg person on the street who may want to feel what it's like going round a track then there are far more of them with...
  21. Thread: White Ducati

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    You ride an R1, stuck in 1st gear? :dntknw:

    You ride an R1, stuck in 1st gear? :dntknw:
  22. For Sale Yeah but it has an Arrow exhaust and LED...

    Yeah but it has an Arrow exhaust and LED indicators :rolleyes:

    Should be halving the price given the cop bait tail tidy :P
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    Yeah that's what I figured after reading his...

    Yeah that's what I figured after reading his comment and re looking at Google Maps ;)
    Maybe he was just going WAY too fast for the conditions/skill level or miscalculated? :dntknw:
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    Ah the OFF ramp, that makes more sense as there...

    Ah the OFF ramp, that makes more sense as there is a bend whereas OR goes straight onto GFF :blink:
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    For Sale No worries ;)

    No worries ;)
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    Yeah no worries, saying that I've been getting...

    Yeah no worries, saying that I've been getting mine in Bali for a few years, much cheaper :)
  27. Thread: Honda Grom

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    For Sale https://i.imgur.com/bDCN3IE.jpg ...

    https://i.imgur.com/bDCN3IE.jpg

    https://i.imgur.com/DyyjrHs.jpg
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    Didn't read it in Turbs link, HEARD IT on the...

    Didn't read it in Turbs link, HEARD IT on the radio and they said ON the on ramp ;)
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    Well without sounding like a cunt they aren't...

    Well without sounding like a cunt they aren't very well gonna reply :whistling:

    Yeah I heard about this yesterday morning on the way home from nightshift, was surprised it wasn't mentioned...
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    Unfortunately it's a bit of both, as below it's a...

    Unfortunately it's a bit of both, as below it's a lot of fucking around to go through given it's "exactly" the same test as the 250/LAMS class test and takes no account of being on a...
  31. For Sale Pauline! Gummie since 2013? So looking at the pic...

    Pauline! Gummie since 2013? So looking at the pic and ad it's probably because the meth has rotted her teeth :laugh:

    https://dl.dropbox.com/s/0inyt8m6jmq2hfu/Gummie.PNG?dl=0
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    For Sale Since when did R1's come with automatic...

    Since when did R1's come with automatic transmission? :confused:
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    Beware Altone Road off Reid Hwy

    As above beware of Altone Road as you come off Reid Hwy before the RaB, came home around there ~550am and the road was "extremely" slippery even in my car with traction control and minimal throttle...
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    Yum, time for a nice cooked breakfast :) ...

    Yum, time for a nice cooked breakfast :)

    https://www.wpclipart.com/cartoon/people/men_cartoons/more_men/ready_to_dine.png
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    Because it's classed as a vehicle under the law,...

    Because it's classed as a vehicle under the law, same as you can get done for pissy riding ;)
    Friend of mine years ago had that, lost his licence for points and then got done for pissy riding on his...
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    My el cheapo Shark summer gloves will work on my...

    My el cheapo Shark summer gloves will work on my HTC M8 but have no visible pads :blink: My old DriRider ones wouldn't do it, either way it's just a dumb thing to do on a bike at any time let alone...
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    For Sale On each cylinder ;)

    On each cylinder ;)
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    For Sale :yes2::man_in_love::woot:...

    :yes2::man_in_love::woot: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sngp6OYX1qhkrhi.gif
  39. A few familiar faces :whistling:

    A few familiar faces :whistling:
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    Yeah that was what my missus said when she read...

    Yeah that was what my missus said when she read the Farcebook post :unsure:
  41. Thread: Indicators

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    For Sale Yeah I know mate but you know some people are the...

    Yeah I know mate but you know some people are the opposite of computers in that you usually only have to punch the info into a computer once :wallbash::tease:
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    For Sale In your opinion may be, in my opinion while a few...

    In your opinion may be, in my opinion while a few may have more/brighter light than the equivalent sized light I believe they actually just flare more in most cases even more so when they get wet and...
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    For Sale Not such a great idea to make it even harder for...

    Not such a great idea to make it even harder for dipshits in cages to see your indicators ;)
  44. For Sale I had my sinus done and septum straightened ~17...

    I had my sinus done and septum straightened ~17 years ago and have a pretty big nose, didn't find there was too much blood after it ;)
    Bloody felt it though when they pulled the 20m odd of bandage...
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