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    NSFW - Name their sex-tape

    This comes from a thing I like to do with a member of this forum, who shall go nameless (because I can't recall her user name on here). To raise the sophistication of our dialogue, we often respond to each others' phrases with the non-sequitur "Name of your sex tape".


    Inspired by Jake Peralta from Brooklyn-99


    I'll give an example for the non-initiated and then go through the rules (yes, there are rules)

    Quote Originally Posted by potato View Post
    there will always be whingers

    Rule 1. - must be a non-sexual comment or part of comment taken out of context to appear inappropriately sexual here
    Rule 2. - you may delete words from a comment to change the context (that's the whole idea) but must not type anything in yourself
    Rule 3. - nominate as many users as you like, but you are limited to one sex-tape title per user

    To demonstrate rules 1 & 2, If you were to name my sex tape, you might choose this first part of the comment:
    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Please don't take this the wrong way,
    ,
    but this second part of that quote would not be suitable
    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    but you can suck my dick
    . After all, no need to be vulgar.

    TO demonstrate rule 3, I will not be able to quote Potato again. Plenty of fish in this sea:
    Quote Originally Posted by Barfridge View Post
    froths at mouth
    Quote Originally Posted by chew View Post
    give some one else a laugh
    Quote Originally Posted by TurboR1 View Post
    got it in my hand
    You get the general idea.
    Regrets
    I've had a few
    But then again
    Sit down, this is going to take a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    A thing I like to do with a member
    Title of Deborah's sex tape.


    Nine-Nine!
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    How very dare you. Also:

    Quote Originally Posted by Loud View Post
    Sounds frustrating
    Name of Loud's sex tape.
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    But then again
    Sit down, this is going to take a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    you really conditioned my sphincter
    am I doing it right ?
    Rest in Peace

    #294


    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMeanie View Post
    A note for CM's. Don't be fucking girls. You can pass anything. Just fuckin' "Nail It". Take ya panties off you faggots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    am I doing it right ?
    Name of Ryanoceros' Sex Tape.

    Word is that, no, you're not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loud View Post
    Name of Ryanoceros' Sex Tape.

    Word is that, no, you're not.
    Left myself open for that one
    Rest in Peace

    #294


    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMeanie View Post
    A note for CM's. Don't be fucking girls. You can pass anything. Just fuckin' "Nail It". Take ya panties off you faggots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    Left myself open
    Yes. Yes you did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Yes. Yes you did.
    Did I really?
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    Affirmative.

    GT's sex tape:
    Quote Originally Posted by Green Trident View Post
    Beyond sad, approaching tragic.
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    But then again
    Sit down, this is going to take a while.
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    Going to thread from a decade ago...

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Redfern View Post
    By the throat
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"
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    Two for one in the same post.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shady7/8 View Post
    Circle jerk cumming
    Quote Originally Posted by Shady7/8 View Post
    Toys ejected firmly.
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboR1 View Post
    spread far and wide
    Sometimes it's too easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady7/8 View Post
    Sometimes it's too easy
    Yes, yes it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Yes. Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Yes, yes.
    Two for the price of one?
    They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits
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    Goddammit I knew the one post rule would come back to bite me in the arse.
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    Hah.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Bite me in the arse.
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"
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